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| HALF-EATEN ROAST BEEF SANDWICH VERY TASTY |
| Item #545658477 |
| Collectibles:Cultural:Western Americana:General |
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Currently | $10.50 | First bid | $0.01 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Quantity | 1 | # of bids | 3 bid history | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Time left | 6 days, 4 hours + | Location | slappy's funtown | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Country/Region | USA/Philadelphia | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Started | Jan-19-01 19:04:54 PST |  mail this auction to a friend |
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| Ends | Jan-26-01 19:04:54 PST |  watch this item Seller (Rating) |
moongoober (14) |
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High bid |
baron_von_nutterbutter (0) |
 Payment | See item description for payment methods accepted | Shipping | Buyer pays actual shipping charges, Will ship to United States and the following regions: Canada, Europe, Australasia, Asia, South America, Africa, Mexico and Central America, Middle East, Caribbean | Item Revised Before First Bid |
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| Description |
This is a half-eaten roast beef sandwich I made earlier today. It is very tasty. If it was ever to have a political appointment it would be as Ambassador of Yummy. Please notice that I use the expression "half-eaten" only figuratively, as there is clearly at least 70% of the sandwich left. I passed out while eating it. There is nothing wrong with this sandwich and NO I did not spit in it. This sandwich contains roast beef, swiss cheese (ementhaler), tomato, onion, what is known as whole-grain mustard, a bit of horseradish, and black pepper. I was out of marshmallows. I will include a pickle spear as well for the high bidder. I usually do not eat white bread but on this particular occasion I had no choice. But of course high bidder can transfer contents to another type of bread at his/her leisure. Please note that although I describe this sandwich as "very tasty", this does not necessarily mean that buyer will concur, especially if buyer does not particularly care for roast beef. I will also include a potato that was thrown at me by a self-proclaimed warlock at a bingo game about 4 weeks ago. I kept winning, you see. This is a freebie, do not consider the spud when bidding. I accept cash, money orders, or real pretty pictures. I will ship to anywhere on this planet, but not New Jersey. Any horseradish questions, please hesitate before you ask. Thanks, and remember I'm really broke, and please address all inquiries to moongoober@yahoo.com. B-Bye.
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