Quotes!  Mostly from #Twilight_Zone, where the weirdest people on IRC gather.

I don't quote every funny thing I see, but some things are just so bizarre, or
crack me up so much that they have to be quoted.  -Tsk
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(1:46) SurfNSB7: flush draw
(1:46) sheffy work: uh oh
(1:46) sheffy work: maybe i should fold then
(1:46) sheffy work: ;p
(1:46) SurfNSB7: oh shit
(1:46) sheffy work: ROFL
(1:46) SurfNSB7: forgot you were playing
(1:46) SurfNSB7: FUCK

<MrPerfect> now i'm truly evb class pretentious
<rudling> because your wipers are automatic?
<rudling> is that what puts you over the top into evb territory?
<MrPerfect> that and i like it in the ass as well

<orange9> friendster is getting scary
<orange9> Popular searches in my network
<orange9> indian babes
<orange9> man strippers
<orange9> wet hunks
<orange9> signs of herpes
<orange9> cute malaysia ladies

<Randy> god my car's filthy
<Randy> i need a mexican to wash it

<nexxai> and you'll be like "whoa shit dude, i want your balls in my mouth"

<MrPerfect> this is really obnoxious...  anybody halfway decent sells out in
   an hour in this damn city
<MrPerfect> i'm refering to concerts :P

<HM2K> I'm not homo, I have a girlfriend
<HM2K> and I just had sex
<HM2K> hah

<Silence> What the hell am I doing with that dick up my ass!

<Farlow> * Tsk squeezes the astroglide up sQurl's rectum.
<Tsk> those are pretty old :P
<Farlow> no doubt
<Farlow> the good days
<MrPerfect> irc consists only of memories
<Tsk> haha remember that one time mrperfect said irc consists only of memories?
<Tsk> that was good times
<MrPerfect> haha
<MrPerfect> well, it is :(
<MrPerfect> it's alllll scrollback

<evb> I'm only critical of your small cock
<evb> It's ok I guess, but I'm not in love with it

*** jimhome (jimmie@is.a.ipobrat.com) has joined channel #Twilight_Zone
<jimhome> what day is it
<tinman> Saturday
<tinman> =P
<jimhome> ok
<jimhome> it's been saturday, for like ever
<tinmanKAG> yeah, almost 18 hours

<beaker> what do you use to make sure you don't get knocked up?
<WohaliSJC> um
<WohaliSJC> gonadal removal surgery
<WohaliSJC> and you?
* squrl falls over laughing
<Tsk> rofl

<flwrbabe> lets talk about why none of you have tattoos
<Tsk> tattoos are trashy
<Tsk> when you're 95 years old you're going to have cum-dripping cherries on your lower back
<Tsk> how does that make you feel
<flwrbabe> hahaha

<MrPerfect> my main concern is them shutting the fuck up
<MrPerfect> because 500 years of holy war is soooooooo whiny crybaby annoying

<Disciple> i'll be in toronto december 11th
<Disciple> anyone live up that way
<Tsk> hahaha
<xyst> disciple
<xyst> lemme know when/where so i can run you over in something large
<evb> ok I like xyst again.

<flwrbabe> i've gotten stoned with my dad
<flwrbabe> why not get drunk with my mom?

<Blaxthos> i say we start a black ribbon campaign... like pink for breast cancer, yellow for
            troops, except this one can be for the death of a reasonable america
<pig> you a democrat blax?

<evb> I just got back from massively good indian food with 3 punjabis

*** Notice -- Received KILL message for RedRain. From Dianora Path: irc.inter.net.il!il.
            efnet!db!Dianora (kline this nutcase)

<flwrbabe> why can't i have my own hooters?

<portal> flwrbabe: why ddnt you blow tsk for oline/
<flowrbabe> he wasn't interested
<portal> lol
<aaronb> haha sasha

<aaronb> I think I'm done with sex

<nitedog> bastard
<nitedog> thank god i use mirc
<rudling> i think that's the first time i've ever heard that
*** Tsk has changed the topic on channel #efnet.org to <nitedog> thank god i use mirc
<oz> &quote nitedog <nitedog> thank god i use mirc
<oz> hahahah
<aaronb> haha

<adsf> sounds hot
<adsf> like sex with two women
<adsf> who are demons

<jimmie> whoa
<jimmie> i hate 5.1 surround
<jimmie> someone knocked on a door behind me
<jimmie> and I was like.. ACK

<holgie> I need to give this one eyed dude its medication
<piggy> heh for a second I thought you meant you're gonna go jack off

<r0x> I need to get his pic.. He is Quite HOT my wife wants to fuck him but he's gay
<r0x> he's good to go shopping w/tho
<r0x> helps me pick out great clothing. then I get hit on tho..

<WinX> and we all know kobe be swingin' 10 inches deep. BITCH GOT TRUMPED.

<piggy> Tony Hawk, eat your fucking heart out
<Radny> i'd eat his ass out

!Manic:*! OPERWALL - Is Oregon near New York ?
!disasta:*! OPERWALL - no
!Manic:*! OPERWALL - cheers :)
!disasta:*! OPERWALL - np

 <berger> i suggested to mojo, we go on a double date with eachothers sisters
 <berger> he said no
 <Zardoz> how old is his sister?
 <berger> well
 <berger> hmm
 <berger> i suppose thats why he said no.

<aaronb> I should have bought one of those seiki shirts

!lucy:*! OPERWALL - i'm not at work, but i have 0 interest in looking at a buttpussy.jpg

<brad> m/msg tsk and then I stuck my finger in it
<brad> err
<brad> FUCK
<Tsk> Its ok, nobody knows you were talking about your anus
<Tsk> ohshit!

<S33d> do you have any research papers on women's equality struggle or something?
<Xref> jon is a gender studies major
<Radny> women aren't fucking equal
<Radny> they don't have cocks

<Xref> i feel sorta bad looking at porn on my little sister's laptop

"They say if you play a Microsoft CD backwards you hear satanic messages. That's nothing,
because if you play it forwards it installs Windows."

* JJ has quit IRC (If at first you don't succeed, Skydiving isn't for you!)

<aaronb> is there any reason for me to continue admining a server here?
<Tsk> what enjoyment do you get out of it?
<aaronb> bitching about it
<Tsk> then yes
<aaronb> haha

[server] Foreign OperKill: akarah killed seiki (VIVA LA REVOLUCION!)
!seiki:*! OPERWALL - I've been an angel lately, you're the one trying to drag shit out.
!seiki:*! OPERWALL - get over it.

(Tsk) dirty deppy
(Tsk) <deppy-> root his box

<Radny> how can i stop hair from growing on my testicles?

*** Notice -- Received KILL message for orange. From xystd Path:
    ircd.he.net!ircd.arcti.ca!ircd.secsup.org!ircd.Qeast.net!bluejeans.arrogant.org!gregp!xystd (
    /query "/kill orange" is the best.)
*** Notice -- Received KILL message for orange. From xystd Path:
    ircd.he.net!ircd.arcti.ca!ircd.secsup.org!ircd.Qeast.net!bluejeans.arrogant.org!gregp!xystd (i
    can just type away)
*** Notice -- Received KILL message for orange. From xystd Path:
    ircd.he.net!ircd.arcti.ca!ircd.secsup.org!ircd.Qeast.net!bluejeans.arrogant.org!gregp!xystd
    (and everything i do is a kill on you)
*** Notice -- Received KILL message for orange. From xystd Path:
    ircd.he.net!ircd.arcti.ca!ircd.secsup.org!ircd.Qeast.net!bluejeans.arrogant.org!gregp!xystd
    (the best EVER.)

<msk> HEHEHE POST I ON THE WAREZNEGGRUX FOR MY CLITASSROOMGIFS DOG HOT SUX ASSFUCKSHIT UP HEY?
<msk> HEH JAG ME OFF HEHEHE I'M FUNNY AS HELL

[server]Stats p: JohnnyM [jm@completely.destroyed.net) [irc.choopa.net]
[server]Stats u: JohnnyM [jm@completely.destroyed.net) [irc.choopa.net]
[server]Stats s: JohnnyM [jm@completely.destroyed.net) [irc.choopa.net]
[server]Stats y: RoadRuner [jhuegen@go.to-hell.com) [irc.he.net]

<netmunky> when i go home, i'll talk to my g/f, and she'll say "how was
       your day at work" and i'll say "well,it was kind of boring, up until the point where i
       changed my nick to pineapple"

<Xref> let's have an intelligent conversation about something non political, religious, or
       economic
<eck> thats boring
<Radny> what's left to talk about

[xyst(gregp@null.arrogant.org)] so this pirate is walking down the street
[xyst(gregp@null.arrogant.org)] and he has a steering wheel over his crotch
[xyst(gregp@null.arrogant.org)] and this other guy comes up to him, and is like
[xyst(gregp@null.arrogant.org)] DUDE
[xyst(gregp@null.arrogant.org)] you have a steering wheel on your crotch
[xyst(gregp@null.arrogant.org)] and the pirate says
[xyst(gregp@null.arrogant.org)] ARRR MATEY
[xyst(gregp@null.arrogant.org)] I know
[xyst(gregp@null.arrogant.org)] It's driving me nuts.

<jbrhymer> im gone for an hour and tsk is wearing his crotchless santa suit!

!neraka:*! OPERWALL - i finally got that kick-start diesel powered vibrator i've wanted

[server]Foreign OperKill: tinman killed SantaSili (MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU FUCKING BASTARD! now, suck
                my dick.)

[oz(zephyr@i.like.boobies)] csm wants to know who removed his global fag
[oz(zephyr@i.like.boobies)] err flag
[oz(zephyr@i.like.boobies)] haha

 dan (qurve@fuck.you) [possible dns spoof]
 ircname  ROFLMAOLOLOL ^_^ KEKEKEKEKEKE

<sQurl> ya know...if I figure out wtf I'm doin..it'll be a miracle

<dj_saq> cunnulingus is way overrated

Cheeze: Limp Tentaclemutant <<< thats what meurgen's mom nicknamed his penis 

<oz> if the pope farts in the woods and there is no one around, does it make a sound?

<aaronb> don't make me come drain you

<Conqueso> i can fuck myself

!DeeCee*! OPERWALL -  nah i dont vanity kill
!xyst*! OPERWALL - i'm quoting that

<MGLi> Licking pussy is like playing with the Mafia - one wrong move and you're in deep shit

<Conqueso> my love life was getting so bland
<Conqueso> there are only sooo many ways i can make love with my hand

<billy-jon> any jehovah's witnesses here?
<billy-jon> of course not, they're at home asleep so they can wake us up tomorrow morning

<Tsk> aaron, when I give you palsy and you're at full def, we should time your
      shoot/recharge
<Tsk> OMG THAT SOUNDS *SO FUCKING WRONG*

<Tsk> please, i wouldn't be with a spaz like you
<Mglo> whats a "spaz"
<Tsk> omg can i quote you on that?

<aaronb> it would be cool if we captured saddam, osama, and bush all at once

<blazemore> LITTLETON, Colo. - Colorado officials plan to try a 15-year-old boy as an
            adult for allegedly offering a Sony PlayStation to have his aunt killed.
<FlipTopBx> is it modded?

<aaronb> I can draw stick figures if I have something to trace

<Radny> god, ky gets everywhere
<Radny> i almost slipped by my bed

*** Notice -- Received KILL message for OMFGServ. From ircd.charter.com

<Randy> i hear rox is gay tho
<rox> anyone watch the Sheryl crow concert on BB3 ?

<Randy> aref, i'm curious, do #india and #pakistan ever declare war on each other?

<aaronb> I was a netcom customer when they had three locations
<aaronb> shell user
<aaronb> they kicked me off for cat'ing ttys

<Disciple> i had sex earlier and my roomates heard us
<csm> gag him next time

<stevil> you hate me cuz im hetero

* Roadieee pisses on he.net's equipment
<Roadieee> "look. no threat of shock!"
* Roadieee continues pissing

<Randy> swim trunks make my balls feel so huge
<Randy> i keep having to readjust myself
<Randy> it's so nice.

<jafo> do canadians own cameras?
<pH1> not very good ones

<mopi> whuttup
<Ragdoll> my penis
<mopi> send pic

<jafo> ph1: are you high?
<pH1> I have no clue
<jafo> hahah

* aaronb almost never does alias addresses
* aaronb does dallas

<deppai> my roommate told me he wants to die hanging from a ceiling fan, while wearing a batman
         suit and jerking off
<deppai> i'm now officialy scared to sleep at night

<Alien88> oper me or ill kill your server damnit!
<pH1> oline added.
<seiki> blackness confirmed.

<Tsk> oz!  i'm freeballin' today in memory of you
<Pills> I'll take "things I reallydidn't need to know" for $500, Alex

<Alien88> porn sucks.
<hussain> you did not just say that.

<MOP> sometimes when i'm having sex, i pretend cooks is Tsk.

<polygon> I know someone that is so homophobic he has the road signs "WRONG WAY" and "DO NOT
          ENTER" tatood on his ass

<oz> enron stock > certs

Typo of the century:
<Jaka> Him, TSK, Ancient and I used to boy hunt together and work our O line magic

<Alien88> ive been accused of being straight

<dogvomit> religious question of the day:  how many communion waffers do you have to eat to
           consume a whole jesus?

<lemon> bernie mac called me a niggabitch

* orange cries
<orange> I'M ASIAN FROM THE WAIST DOWN

<orange1> i feel old.  i can't remember the shapes and colors of my favorite breakfast cereals
<Tsk> red hearts, orange stars, yellow moons, green clovers, blue diamonds, purple horse shoes!
<nitedog> forgot balloons
<Tsk> those were after i was "too old" for lucky charms
<Tsk> IT WAS PINK HEARTS, RED BALLOONS, AHHHHHHHHHH

<pg> Hey, if Tsk and I put identical quotes in our quotefiles, then we'll be like those couples
     who wear the same colored shirts!

<lemon> i am a little catholic boy plz dont rape me priest

<nitegod> hmm...as much fun as it sounds like to caress another mans foreskin...im gonna have to
          go with ass-slamming chicks instead

<Radny> wow, i just realized i can irc from the toilet now
<Radny> if i wanted to
<Radny> that's so cool

<deppyAOL> 11384259 bytes transferred in 1.8 seconds (5.96 MBps)
* deppyAOL wets his pants

<Radny> why is josh hartnett so adorable?
<Tsk> because of his squinty eyes and boyish features
<Tsk> and toned chest
<Tsk> and big cock

<Alien88> okay nitedog scares me :(
<nitedog> want a spanking a88? i got a bat :D
<Alien88> i'm so not meating you irl :(

<Fenrir> whipped cream bikini on the gf
<Alien88> ew girls
* Alien88 gags

<aaronb> you all run circles around me when it comes to network/server security
<aaronb> my idea of a secure network is unplugging the uplink

!Pyrr:*! OPERWALL - whores!
!Takapa:*! OPERWALL - yes? 
!tinman:*! OPERWALL - you rang?

<wjr> god i hate typing in plaintext
<wjr> irc sux0rs
<Tsk> then type like this
<Tsk> Jh.LquXEdiSz/
<wjr> haha

<BlackJac> tsk gets ME all sticky

!lemon:*! OPERWALL - anyone mind if i run a test hyb7 from my cable modem? admins for c/n's
          please??
!DevDK:*! OPERWALL - i'm afraid don doesn't admin a server no more

<Ragdoll> I thought I was gonna touch him

<Radny> i'd rather be a pussy whipped bitch than have pussy lips moved to my face

<jafo> I should just walk outside and yell "ok, who's teh first kid to get fucked in the ass?"

<Tsky> o jsbr yu[omh ejrm ,u jsmfd str pgg pmr lru
<Tsky> i hate typing when my hands are off one key

<Stingray9> I fired a guy once.. he thought I was joking... came in the next day...

<N2k> well... at least I'll take him somewhere where he'll catch crabs.

<Tsk> Has nathan read my quotefile?  :\
<N2k> I bet you talk about me in there.
* N2k blushes.
<Tsk> Just a little :-9
<Tsk> wow that was supposed to be a :-(
<Tsk> hahaha
<cabala> tsk: you are a quote file

<Moomoo> meow mix meow mix chicken and liver meow mix meow mix we deliver
<Moomoo> thats stuck in my head goddamit

<cabala> bad squrl.. no acorn.

* eric waves a dead goat over the tacacs server

<stevil> Igor [Thou art] a most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise
         breaker, the owner of no one good quality. 
<Igorlio> Mom ?
<stevil> yes
<Igorlio> stop that

<Igor> I so want to kill the "can you hear me now" guy

<gradtke> Have you ever just been so bored that you lay back and see just how far it will shoot

<Ig0rlio> heh we are a team here at Exodus, a Cable and Wireless piece of shit 

<ik> ca routing is just as useful is ca money

<andyd> ok, I didn't have Karl naked.. but he was naked WAY too close to me.

<Disciple> Randy: i wanted to jerk off to it while wearing womens underwear on my head

<jimmie> [root@routem sbin]# wr t
<jimmie> bash: wr: command not found

<N`Grath> it's almost time for a sed s/\^eu-efnet/"/dev/null"/ < .procmailrc > p && mv p
          .procmailrc

<evb> That's offensively heterosexual.
<evb> "pork and beans"

(this was on May 6, 2002)
* jimbork is gone. Gone since Tue Sep 11 11:33:00 2001
* jimmie blinks
<jimmie> uh.. that's an interesting gone since

<Gil-the-Arm> omg
<Gil-the-Arm> I just let loose at least a week's worth of feces

<jafo> GOVERNMENT ANNOUNCEMENT...
<jafo> The government announced today that it is changing it's emblem to a condom because it more
       clearly reflects the government's political stance. A condom stands up to inflation, halts
       production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense
       of security while it's actually screwing you.

<timovgod> i want my man-boobs to go away
<timovgod> 42a just aint cutting it

<sQurl> fuck I'm having a bill clinton moment
<sQurl> I did not have sexual relations with that router

<xyst> i like kittens but their damn claws always break the condoms

* beaker goes hunting for klingons down tsk's pants.

On p9's birthday:
*** Notice -- Received KILL message for p1an. From Xreff
*** Notice -- Received KILL message for m0ther. From Xreff
*** Notice -- Received KILL message for fuck1ng. From Xreff
*** Notice -- Received KILL message for nInE_. From Xreff

<sQurl> I've heard about you in speedos
<jimmie> my stomach hangs over them, so it looks like I'm wearing nothing!

<Igor_snv3> fluffy is eating a pickle and its turning me on

<jimmie> my mom just told me my scale says she weighs 888 lbs
<jimmie> I said "did you touch it and wait for it to reset to 0 before getting on it?"

<Igorlio> Can't I make it through a single triple-penetration scene without hearing things like,
          "F- my tight C-word with your huge blankety-blank, you big, black you-know-what"?

 [topic/#exodus(N2k)] Delivering the Internet Promise: <Tsk> i was on my knees in the node

<jafo> pardon me, but isn't that my arm in your anus?

<tarmac> $10,900 for the one that i had on my desk today
<jafo> fuck
<jafo> you can pay a doctor to remove a vibrator from your anus for that

* Igorlio runs to his Panic Room 

!blase:*! OPERWALL - /quote gline *@* :possible open proxy. use irc.inet.tele.dk ?

<N2k> damn... all the biting and pissing is turning me on

*** Notice -- Received KILL message for marcus. From frash Path:
    ircd.secsup.org!ircd.torix.ca!irc.torix.ca!warez.texas.net!frash!frash (dammit I accidentally
    typed kill instead of kick and am too lazy to backspace)

<xyst> mrdev's box is broken

<jesusCNS> Tsk isnt gay
<jesusCNS> april fools

(Easter Sunday)
<cooks> Happy Savior-on-a-Stick Day!

*** Notice -- Received KILL message for Demon5. From TrueCynic Path:
    ircd-w.concentric.net!irc.concentric.net[127.0.0.1]!fatally.wounded.com!TrueCynic (Are you
    threatening me? My bunghole will speak now!)
[Demon5(demon5@1clark244.starstream.net)] TrueCynic is billn@fatally.wounded.com abusing O line

<ohm> my car will destroy yours
<MrPerfect> thats ok cause i have the bigger cock

<LoverMan> How does Michael Jackson know when it's bedtime?
<LoverMan> The big hand touches the little hand.

<sQurl> right now I can't even hold my arm out straight at the side without pain =)
<Tsk> jesus jill
<Tsk> your body just has all sorts of issues
<LostCause> squrl needs a reboot

<timovgod> parlez vous ass?

<Daemon> hmm. "We have all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will
         eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare...Thanks to AOL, we know this
         is not possible."
<tober> I actually did the math once, and it's improbable that a million monkeys with a million
        typewriters (one typewriter per monkey) that all type at the rate of a good typist 24/365
        would ever produce the collected works of shakespeare before the heat death of the
        universe.  So there.

<Jon2JP> my fucking hand itches and i can't sleep
<myc> jon2jp: got herpes on your hand from wanking? :P
<tober> herpes is a disease of mucous membranes, and I doubt that jon2 has any mucous membrane on
        his hand.

<Haul> How many O:s does Tsk have now?
<qurve> how many servers are there?
<Haul> hahaha
<Haul> 44

<mabbott> !oralsex_request

<LoverMan> Must...find...job...

<xyst> so my scam to steal your cc# and make millions of accounts at bigblackcock.com is now foiled
<xyst> damn you tsk!  damn you$#^!

<Tsk> FUCKING CHRIST PIECE OF MOTHERFUCKING SHIT ASS ISP BULLSHIT MOTHERFUCKER.
<jafo> how do you really feel?

!akai:*! OPERWALL - please do not introduce chanserv on efnet, it will ruin the fun.

<Tsk> xyst is gay.
<xystEpook> yes
<xystEpook> that's why i have oral sex instructional videos

<xystEpook> i have facial hair
<xystEpook> i rule

<redbird> Gersh is hot
<Gersh> hell yeah I am

!Farlow:*! OPERWALL -  http://koti.mbnet.fi/~soldier/towboat.htm
!log:*! OPERWALL - wow farlow, welcome to last year :)
!Farlow:*! OPERWALL -  hey im new to this. !

<Gersh> wow
<Gersh> I rule
<Gersh> I made one of my ex's cry over aim
<Gersh> dammit I wish she had a webcam

<xyst> lb is evil
<lb> it is true.  Also, I am presently eating chicken.

<WintrHawk> Besides.... I'm making smalltalk... hoping to wear andyd down... so I can get in his
            pants
<andyd> oh great
<andyd> another one

<beaker> tober is a babbling male chauvinist pig.
<beaker> no wonder he doesn't get laid.

<tober> my salty chocolate balls are not for your consumption, beaker, so back off.

<ohm> damn
<ohm> FUCK
<ohm> DAMN
<ohm> i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother's window pops up
<ohm> FUCK
<ohm> i go like this to her
<ohm> "i want to suck on your clit"
<ohm> FUCK

<^Ragdoll^> i'll eat your penis

<jafo> http://black.hole.org/webcams/index.php?who=sunny&date=2002-01-11
<jafo> I like this one
<jafo> after handling and petting her pet rat.. she licks her fingers and sticks them in her pussy
<jafo> very sanitary

<pds> oh my god.  evb just said "I wonder if snoop doggy dogg is un cutty cut"

<log> [09:11PM]    IRCOP       : billy-jon probably has a quadrunner shell. (Is An IRC Operator)

<mabbott> i need straight porn l/p's
<mabbott> :D

<log> actually i've been thinking about signing up for ideepthroat.com
<log> that chick is AMAZING
<log> i mean utterly astonishing

<billy-jon> in fact, i have never made a mistake once in my life.

!Tsk*! OPERWALL - Lightning routing issues.   Everybody act surprised.
!d0g*! OPERWALL - *gasp*
!nistor*! OPERWALL - *insert shocked face from that painting here*

<beaker> -> *oz* a/s/l/penis length/penis girth?
<beaker> *oz* 24/all the time/anywhere/8" len/2.2" girth <Mon Feb 18 12:06>
<Tsk> 2.2 girth!>!>!?!??!?!?!
<Tsk> mine's 5.9.  maybe he doesn't know what girth is
<xystEpook> maybe we do'nt want to know what your girth is
<beaker> xyst is jealous
<xystEpook> extremely.
<xystEpook> i'm just upset i'm so small.
<xystEpook> i mean.  3 inches?! what the fuck is THAT.

<Ragdoll> i like having the 10 guys on me

<boii> ryan
<boii> i love you
<boii> and your asshole

-xystEVIL- I'm wearing.. a towel.
[xystEVIL(gregp@jaded.sharpwit.org)] uhhhhhhhh
[xystEVIL(gregp@jaded.sharpwit.org)] oh shit
[xystEVIL(gregp@jaded.sharpwit.org)] ignore that..

<Disciple> my tongue hurts when i swallow
<log> so don't swallow.
<Wohali> or cut off your tongue.

<x[red]> no hell hasnt frozen over yet
<x[red]> im still a virgin

* LostCause kicks igor in the beefcake

!MrDev-*! OPERWALL - pryzm in the hizzo?
!Ely-Solid*! OPERWALL - H to the Izzo P to they ryzm ?

<x[red]> scat
<x[red]> its fun for a boy and a girl

<Jon2> im mad at tsk.. he wont take me up the ass anymore

<Xref> so i spent all morning on the phone w/ tech support!
<Xref> (the guy sounded really cute)
<Xref> (he's in irvine)

!JoFi*! OPERWALL -  <HTML><TOP><HEAD>HI Tootzz</HEAD></TOP></HTML>     ?

<ben-z> why did my box just beep
<ben-z> HEH
<ben-z> hackers

<jimmie> you are not ready to accept the one true onion ring

<[ES]TiG3r> vato u noob
<[ES]TiG3r> get mIRC
<Vato_Malo> 8(
* [ES]TiG3r slaps Vato_Malo around a bit with a large trout

!neraka:*! LOCOPS - okay, i have an hour to do my hair

-mopi:#twilight_zone- Please op the bot.
-mopi:#twilight_zone- Please top the bottom.

<ArielHUB-> dork
* ArielHUB- &
*** jafo is now known as jafoHUB
<jafoHUB> I'm a dorkfuckgoddamnlesboshitfuck HIIIII

<Tasia> oh don't pee on me jafo!!!!

<ragdoll> man !!
<ragdoll> where the hell can i find gay porn !
<ragdoll> this shit is hard to find !

(-[xystMas]-) i'm sending you an mp3.
[xystMas(gregp@happy.holidays)] my penis is erect in sheer anticipation.

<oz> yay my shipment went out today
<oz> mrdev: you should be receiving all my used condoms tomorrow morning

<log> i like bawls :)

!rox-*! OPERWALL - BTW where is our christmas bonus? I don't want another male hooker this year..
!xyst*! OPERWALL - I'll take "expressions commonly heard at EXDS" for 300, alex..

<Disciple> britney is mine$@%!
<ajp> ugh.  she has less brains than a turd.

<x[jonas]> chanserver is my hetero life partner
<x[jonas]> its like my gay homo bitch husband except we dont toss each others salads

<stevil> Igor, You wag your tail like your mother, you scaly, dirt ball scarfing, armadillo
         teasing, misbegotten offspring of an unnatural city planner. 
<Igor> stevil
<Igor> die

<F1uffy> Quick someone send an interpreter into my office Nevin is talking again!

<Fenrir> OK..  irc.arcti.ca delinks due to lack of dos attacks.. "It's just not fun anymore" says
         Fenrir, Arcti.ca administrator.
<evbFR> u r a dirtE fag whore

<SantaLot> LC, why were you on tsk's jock?

<Darkshde> if you stick a lump of coal in Tsk's ask, I hear you'll get a diamond after a while

<paulsen> let me know when you are in

[Brig(lliblabong@h24-66-221-70.cg.shawcable.net)] merlin says if i msg you and tell you
         that youre cute, i can have an o

<Darkshde-> tober doesn't need the added humiliation of not being able to get laid by men
<tober> Oh fuck it.
*** tober has left #twilight_zone

*** Tskk sets mode #Twilight_Zone: -sint
*** Tskk sets mode #Twilight_Zone: +milk 2 tits
<Tskk> nice

<murphy69> do i have to keep blowing you to keep you up?

<th3rmal> I do hate pussies

<Jon2> hehe, frash is a sampfag

<frash> I can acutally color, highlight and foil hair

<_Melody_> looks like we tapped into the wrong point in the speedo

<x[jonas]> how can i mack on a girl with the same name as my own sis

<Furyion> i want white linen drapes in my room.

<jafo> I know I'm bored when I'm sittin here watching the 10:00 news and jigglin my nuts

<boii> heh
<boii> tsk got greets in a thttpd sploit
<boii> GREETS
<boii> ******
<boii> dianora, tsk, snow, carolyn meinel, john vranesevich, steve
  gibson, kimble,

.--[Whois]------[LoverMan]--- - --  -------- --  -
| address  : hogan@operwall.bad 

<gorp> YOU ARE 67% GEEK.
<gorp> shit

<mUnChIe> it's about 3 1/2" long, 1 1/2" thick

(Tsk) eat my shit!
 [topic/#exodus(LostCause)] <Tsk> i eat my shit!
 [topic/#exodus(Tsk)] <LostCause> I modify what people say to make it sound stupid!

<jimmie> lc: i was trying to find you at the britney concert
<lot> why were you focusing on LC!

<qurve> tsk i have money, but i spend it on things like crack, and cheap whores.

<^Ragdoll^> i'm a gunzip and tar -xvf master !

<beaker> you're canadian.  you have a fucked up sense of reality.

<sQurl> cuz dating coworkers BAD

<LostCause> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm henry's hard nipples..

<^Ragdoll^> i want mine up !

 shinku-gouki [mrclean@yanked.his.wang.and.shrieked.jipes.com] has left #x[clan]

<mabb0tt> jbr!!!!!
<mabb0tt> urgent! i need you. badly
<mabb0tt> and it doesn't involve sex!
<mabb0tt> or touching

<SirRF> I hate the Iron Chef. It's so rigged....
<lot> i can't watch it
<lot> i get jittery

!xyst*! OPERWALL - /mode nistor +clue
!nistor*! OPERWALL - hybrid doesn't supoprt those modes, jackass :P

<tiggergrm> whats xbox?

!ogre*! OPERWALL - GODDAMNIT I HATE REGULAR MILK
!ogre*! OPERWALL - oops

<^Ragdoll^> and rub whipcream all over my sssssparlkly nipplesssss

[Disciple(dis@red.cluephone.net)] im not a boob guy

!ThaDragon*! OPERWALL - Hay now, I know how to please a woman. S'why I have 5 bank cards.

<stranged> im trying to talk to someone on the other side of that split
<stranged> and of course I can't get on any servers
<stranged> because I don't have ident
<stranged> and of course they can't get on my server
<stranged> because this is efnet
<stranged> and allowing users on servers would be silly

<notxyst> HI
<notxyst> MY NAME IS COMSTUD
<notxyst> I CODE IRCDS THAT BREAK RFC
<notxyst> BOW BEFORE ME

<Tsk> +google tsk jafo ragdoll sex
<Botless> http://www.gaschamber.net/humor/quotes.txt
<jafo> +google furyion eats shit
<Botless> http://crystalize.net/quotes.html
<jafo> haha

<evb> Give me a piece of dat pussE

<shi> tsk, i have patched it on *.magic.ca
<Tsk> Good, you cute little thing.
<qurve> TSK AND SHIT, SITTIN IN A TREE
<qurve> SHI TOO
<qurve> NOT SHIT

<frash> !!!!!!!!!!TRIGGER   CN I PLZ TO HAVE AYLLYA Mp3 ON  FAST T5 CONNECTT
        !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

<oz> we just allocate a /24 out of our network for DoS attacks^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H irc

<Darkshde-> tober is not unlike a wumpus
<tober> dark, just cut it out.  I'm in no mood for your shenanigans.

<evb> tsk would look sexy in a renaissance dress.

<stevil> jimmie, we ever lose you ill go in and get the carcass
* jimmie jumps into a vat of acid
* stevil already breaks the sacred pledge

<jafo> this is kind of like a secret code but we can throw in a word here and there to
       fuck things up chevrolet and no one will preperation-h know the difference

<sQurl> wtf are ypi dpom typmogjt
<sQurl> ,e jr,s
<sQurl> woh
<sQurl> nevermind

<oz> Tsk, why dont you become a pilot
<oz> i mean, you love cock pits

<oz> HAVE YOU SEEN MY BASEBALL

<oz> why are we talking on both irc and aim
<Tsk> because we are bored!
<oz> isnt that a waste of bandwidth?
<Tsk> haha yea but so is abovenet

<tober> frashie:  My idea of a "good time" doesn't involve tipping walruses.

!Tskk! OPERWALL -  Blaxthos is Tsk's bitch (is an IRC Operator)
!JoFi! OPERWALL -  HELL NO! TSK IS MY SERVER SLUT

<^Ragdoll^> our names aren't very unix
<^Ragdoll^> erm
<^Ragdoll^> unisex
<flwrbabe> OMG
<flwrbabe> NERD

[xystiepoo(gregp@null.arrogant.org)] want just one big hunk?

<evb> chicken butt
<jafo> bagawk!

<csm> i'm the third straight oper on lightning
<csm> oz, tsk, then me
<LoverMan> Tsk?
<LoverMan> hahaha

<xystiepoo> i'm starting to get offended by the people who say i'd make a good admin
<xystiepoo> am i THAT immoral?

<Tskk> i'm bumping michael jackson in my room
<Tskk> holy shit that sounds bad

<Efudd> i know i didnt fuck him but i at least dreamed that i gave him a blowjob. i dont think that
        really happened but it might have

*** Notice -- Received KILL message for nyt2. From frash Path:
    ircd.lightning.net[127.0.0.1]!ircd.east.gblx.net!ircd.magic.ca!irc2.magic.ca!warez.texas.net!fr
    ash!frash (make install, not war!)

<beaker> where's LD, i need to unload a bunch of stupid sexist comments out of boredom again

<Ragdoll> evb .....you cannot do me till i'm gay

<Jon2> if you're going to piss on electric things, you have to do it in spurts

<tober> Uh, I don't _have_ a humor gland.

<Furyion> i was gonna say i dont let gay people in, but then i remembered that i let xref in

<Tskk> do you even LIKE michael jackson? :)
<jafo> I have a white glove.

<flwrbabe> but cisco has it's own zip code
<flwrbabe> and so does my ass

<flwrbabe> i'm totally open to gay relationships
<flwrbabe> erm
<Tskk> hrm yea that came out wrong, sasha :)
<flwrbabe> yeah

!oz! OPERWALL - tsk, you told loverman my cock is as big as a cocktail weiner?
!oz! OPERWALL - you broke our NDA

!MrDev! OPERWALL - blackjac is gonna claim that 'white stuff' in his playboys is anthrax now

<skatter> i'm pregnant
<RagZ> with my child
<Tsk> Um.

*** Notice -- xyst2 SET ISOPERSTRING to is Tsk's bitch (is an IRC Operator)
<xyst> *** xyst2 is Tsk's bitch (is an IRC Operator)

<jimmie> thecat complained that my stomach was sticking out of my shirt
<jimmie> so i pulled my shirt up and started sticking skittles in my belly button
<jimmie> i almost got 3 in, but when I went to remove them, I couldn't get the last out
<jimmie> so I had to use sQurl's keys

<evb> I'm so fucking horny
<evb> god help me
<evb> I want to put my dick into something

<xyst> I'd like to announce i'm a loser.
<xyst> and a pedophile.

<depresso> tober homosexual?! hah in my dreams

<mabbz> mm croatian dick
<mabbz> tastes like salted, smoked ham ;)

<flwrwork> i titty fucked that shit last night
<caren> you did what?

<flwrwork> like before i never wanted to show anybody my chest
<flwrwork> and now it's like, "HEY YOU!"  *BAM*

<flwrbabe> all the sudden it's like "hey, check out my boobies!"

-irc.lightning.net- *** Notice -- lightmon added temporary 60 min. K-Line for
 [*fury@*.blacklight.net] [ctcp flooding]

<budr0ni> i cant find free colo anywhere on the web

<JBRhymer_> just because i do gay porn doesnt mean im gay
<JBRhymer_> i was young and needed the money

<evb> The only thing that goes in my ass is cock

<JBRhymer_> i totally have been missing the coversation
<JBRhymer_> and then i come back and i find out there is pr0n of me in whip cream gstrings

<lb> do you twiddle the prostate between two fingers?  which two?

<mabbott> I'd rather snowball than felch.

<evb> Why would you be chewing cum
<evb> err gum

<Furyion> Missy have you ever pleasured yourself with a beer can?

<JBRhymer_> i woke up and my pubes were orange!

<MissyT> I love the way you look at me, I love the way you slap my ass, I love the dirty
         things you do, I want control of you

<evb> What does snatch smell like ?

* MissyT pins JBRhymer down and rides him like a Harley

<flwrbabe> i spooged to MissyT's pictures on monday

<MissyT> oh god...brad do you have that ummm strapon quote of mine from ages ago?

<evb> Women are all whores and bitches
<evb> They should be fucked and seen, but not heard.

<mabbott> that guy is 17?  bah, he's old enough for me.  ask him how much he wants for a one nighter
* mabbott is 31

<evb> If someone is like 400 pounds I dont care how much they cherish [their body]
<evb> they are still an ugly cow who needs to lose weight

<JBRhymer_> last night, i fell and impaled my ass on a broomstick. it was cool

<flwrwork> i just sold my first pocket pussy

<Dianora> tober: leather 
<Dianora> you'd look awesome in leather
<Dianora> I'd do you then

<MrDev-> i never realized one letter switch in tsk's last name and you have gayland

<jafo> cyrus did you tell tsk that he's on my fucklist?

<lb> get off my nuts!
<lb> ok, I just wanted to say that

<JBRhymer_> im getting married in july 2002
<Lindy_> congrats!!!!!!
<JBRhymer_> thanks
<Lindy_> to a girl?
<JBRhymer_> hhah yes
<JBRhymer_> you ask that cuz i oper on lightning?
<Lindy_> hahaahhahaha
<Lindy_> how did you guess?

<evb> I would like to forward your penis to my ass.

<oz> i need to RAM more RAM into Tsk's "server"

<oz> ok hold
<oz> i have to see what this cock looks like

<lb> send me gay porn already

<flwrbabe> it's acceptable for chicks to cut off dicks these days

<JBRhymer_> ok i want a picture of your dick fury

<jimmie> I heard that bin laden's family owns the trademark to snapple

<mUnChIe> my god I'm not sure I'd be a successful candidate if I had to apply to my job description

<tober> So, anyways, I met some really beautiful women this weekend.

<log> evb has mpls
<log> Multiple Penis Licking Syndrome

<log> hmm
* log eyes winrar.rar
<xyst> hahahahaahaha
<log> wtf am i supposed to do with this!

!Ely-Solid! OPERWALL - Yeah Oz in a french maids outfit would scare even the manliest of men
!oz! OPERWALL - ely, how did you see that picture

<LoverMan> #fatkids is full of lamers
<markalso> namely, kids
<log> fat ones

<Tsk> would you take it up the ass?
<froy> from him, id take it up the nose

<naughTay> ho ly shit I got fucked up last night

<flwrbabe> i'd apparently gotten rather used to 21 inches

<Disciple> heh i just took an ample dose of dulcalax
<Disciple> i should be shitting like a champ in a few hours

<xyst> ok.  i need a real tsk.

<tober> Some woman was checking me out at the gas station this morning.

*** JBRhymer has joined #twilight_zone
<JBRhymer> exit
<JBRhymer> hahahah missfire

*** JBRhymer sets mode: +l 540090541
<log> /mode #twilight_zone +l $calculate_exds_debt()

<Xref> evb, are you downloading?  cause my porn is loading *really* slow

<amnesia> does texas have any car dealers? or just truck? :)

<jimmie> I have formed a new channel to discuss our financial woes, it's called #burgerking

<Disciple> you have the spears titty mpeg?

<tober> Perhaps you're incapable of comprehending my sense of humor, but I do have one.

<Darkshde-> beaker: you've sex0red tober?
<beaker> no, but i've certainly groped him.

<Ragdoll> tsk ain't my type
<Ragdoll> his hair is way too short

!rox! LOCOPS - My new Dell system came compleate with the new Nimda virus

<Fenrir> why are there only stupid people on at 1am..  
<Fenrir> hmm..  guess that's why i'm on

<Jon2> i have skin flaking off my penis

<reese-> mann
<reese-> backstreet bots
<reese-> boys
<reese-> are cool
<reese-> as hell
<ThrowBack> don't go tsk on us

<Jon2> if only redbird would stop ass-fucking his employees, maybe they'd get their network
       back up

<xyst> When you comin' to Toronto to pick out a dildo?
<xyst> Oh my that was such the wrong window.

<caren> why would you pay 7000 dollars for something with a small penis?!?!

<Tsk> I truly can't fathom putting a male realdoll (or a female one, for that matter) in the
      bathtub and fumbling around with it trying to put it in a position to fuck it, etc

<mabbott> ok now where were we
<Tsk> we were talking about the new male realdoll
<mabbott> yeah I'm getting 3 of them 

!Lindy_*! OPERWALL - drones in #stupid.bitches

<evb> Hey that realdoll's pubes are like mine except not quite as fabulous :P

<caren> you cybersexed my idle client

<xyst> .auth qp6k9zv2
<xyst> hm.
* xyst changes that.

<jafo> I have one about 14" but that's too small

* jafool is goin through Oprah withdrawals.

<mabbott> in my next life I'm coming back as a real woman. no more of this homosexual bullshit.

<queer> I'm all about dick.

<felix> I MAKE MIRRIONS OF DORRARS SERRING REAR ESTATE!

<RoadRuner> my main security engineer got married and lost root access because her userid
            changed and her new uid is no longer in the group to su

!Gersh*! LOCOPS - why is it everytime I whois some random peson they're a lightning oper? :)

<evb> who is killlerrrrrrr
<Killer> your worst nightmare
<evb> You're a big yeasty cunt that's coming to sit on my face ? :(
<Killer> yeah I havn't douched in about 10 years.
<evb> Please dont hurt me ;(

<sQurl> I'm out of town next weekend anyway, so I can't reproduce

<flwrbabe> i'm not bi
<flwrbabe> erm
<flwrbabe> wrong channel

*** gnp is now known as HotMale18

<LoverMan> Hi tay.  How's the putty tat?
<john> pussy twat?
*** john was kicked by LoverMan (Oh shit, that was so funny I kicked you.)

<RedScare> you know somebodys smoking crack when BSB presents best hip hop award

<tober> There was a woman checking me out at the gym yesterday and I didn't do
        anything about that.

<Rosie O'Donnel> I was illegally given a ticket this summer, for "allegedly" speeding
    on my jetski, by a coastguard who saw me from a BRIDGE, and then later showed up
    at my HOUSE to give me the ticket.

<Tsk> Jon is drooling on my bed.
<Tsk> That vicodin knocked him out so bad I could probably strip naked and masturbate
      right here and he wouldn't wake up.

<drifter> I sleep naked so that if I wake up with morning wood, I can spank off 
          immediately.

<amnezia> co worker just told me he was going to audit my asshole

<drifter> okay, so I have a directory with 4gigs of porn, I want to back it up to
          CD evenly, anyone know of a program that does this well?

<ThrowBaca> it can't be so! They are closing busty-amateurs.com :((((

<beaker> i'm an oper?
<Pyrr> oh i assumed you are
<beaker> nope.  dumped mine before tsk grew pubes.

<^Ragdoll^> skatter wanted to see a guy get his dick sucked
<^Ragdoll^> so he could show jill
<^Ragdoll^> and he made me put it in !

<Pyrr> wow my sisters dog got hung

<Web{Home}> 2 outages in 2 days
<stevil> i'll see your 2 outages and raise you an FM-200 discharge

ParisAnge (Damah-Ia@h-e-r-o-i-n.c-o-c-a-i-n-e.a-c-i-d.w-e-e-d.org)

<Tsk> whowas cowgirl
<Tsk> oops
<Tsk> don't ask
<Tsk> just.. do not ask.

*** er1k [er1k@pool0197.cvx5-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net] joined channel #anarchyonline
<er1k> op me
<er1k> i wanna steal
*** er1k has left channel #anarchyonline

<th3rmal> I'm watching Nsync videos
<th3rmal> man, how jacked is that
<th3rmal> :(

<DCtew> /msg frash how do i make a file rwx ?

<antix> .oo would be neat
<antix> i want p.oo
<antix> man im drunk

<mabbott> large-breasted women terrify me.

<pds> why can I never shave without gashing my face to hell
<pds> I lose like a pint of blood each time

*** Webbie (webbie@is-a.filthy.cocksucking-assfucking.submissive.slut-whore.com)

<evb> I gave my mother pot for mother's day

<tober> I'm a really good interviewer.
<Tsk> I would hate.. -HATE- to be interviewed by tober.
<Tsk> "Explain how Quik'n'brite works, chemically."

<evb> If it's in my mouth I swallow

<#gaysex/CulBec> Emergency orgasm, looking for person with microphone or/and cam ...

<evb> That's right bitch. Lick my titties

<evb> He did my ex in the ass

[server]Foreign OperKill: naughTay killed RussB (happy birthday :P)
[server]Foreign OperKill: NawtyOli killed RussB (joyeux anniversaire !)
[server]Foreign OperKill: Tsk2 killed RussB (feliz cumpleanos, compadre)
[server]Foreign OperKill: BlackJac killed RussB (Alles Gute zum Geburtstag)
[server]Foreign OperKill: N`Grath killed RussB (gratulerer med dagen)

<beaker> don't cave into vaginas, karl

*** john is now known as and
* and   
*** Daemon is now known as then
* then  

<tinman> <Disciple> i hate women <-- you finally coming around, dis?

*** from the idle.net days ***
[Nfs-(Nfs@mdbonezerozerozero.ne.mediaone.net)] can you help remove some eggdrops please?
(-[Nfs-]-) bots are allowed on idle.
[Nfs-(Nfs@mdbonezerozerozero.ne.mediaone.net)] fuck you all
[Nfs-(Nfs@mdbonezerozerozero.ne.mediaone.net)] bastard ircops

[Furyion(fury@magic.blacklight.net)] i jsut munched my hot pocket

<lot> hoho just hacked my way into the bathroom stall

<jimmie>  7  s1-0-0.br1.snvaca.us.lightning.net (216.66.1.9)  8.358 ms  5.948 ms  5.623 ms
<jimmie>  8  * a1-0-0.br1.snjsca.us.lightning.net (216.66.3.10)  198.456 ms  566.282 ms
<jimmie>  9  * www.persis.org (216.66.32.3)  114.263 ms *
<jimmie> my pron is unreachable

!xyst*! LOCOPS - mmmm jailbait
!xyst*! LOCOPS - i think i've got a thing for 15 year olds :/
!xyst*! LOCOPS - http://midnight.gaschamber.net/~tsk/images/cruise/lauren2.jpg
!xyst*! LOCOPS - man i should just castrate myself now and save the legal system the trouble

<evb> I like that long.
<evb> err
<evb> song

<tober> and if tay and boii had kids together, that'd be absolutely the best looking little
        jew ever

<gorpo> all your disconnected sessions are belong to MIS!

<immortal> i want some nekkid hot women pics.
<immortal> and/or scat

<Jon2> i'd like to get a butt-shaped tattoo of a butt on my butt

<xyst> well what am i supposed to do, stick my ear in his ass?

<tober> tzoper tried to exploit me last night but I told him "Homie don't play dat!"

<evb> I wanna do it on jbr's bed.
<JBRhymer> i have no bed
<evb> I want your mexican heat jbr.

<xyst> all your default.ida are belong to XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX.

<tober> I want a beautiful woman, an OC-48 to my house, and a 50-gallon drum of chocolate syrup

<Furyion> i remember when i was like 12 i think i tried to jerk off to gay porn

<vx0> lurking when I'm jerking and this whole bag of Viagra isn't working...

<mabbott> Why are you so mean to me, Cyrus.
<mabbott> You're supposed to nice to us chicks.

<depresso> omfg
<depresso> my cat just barfed
<Tsk> mine did too two days ago
<depresso> ewwwwww
<depresso> he just barfed again

<jafo> one more drink and I'll be ready for gay sex

<flwrbabe> He patted my ass again, left his hand on the cheek, leaned against my shoulder
           and said, "Look, brother... you're a handsome little stud. Don't tempt me, okay?"

<LadyDeath> i need to go buy a new helmet tonight
<Tsk> is the sex that rough?

!kav*! OPERWALL - http://www.efnet.net/tz/pics-html/boiii.html
!kav*! OPERWALL - is that vanilla ice ?

*** Notice -- Received KILL message for shaz4u. From frash Path:
    ircd.lightning.net!ircd.solidstreaming.net!irc-h.powersurfr.com!irc2.magic.ca!warez.texas.net!f
    rash!frash (PLZ TO SEE MAH FURRY TUNA TACO KTHX)

<john> Eat my ass.
<redbird> ok
<redbird> do you serve that on a plate?

<boii> andy; id rather run a gay porn server then an irc server at this point.

<aifilaw> thew whole idea behind porn is no one wants to see the guys
<aifilaw> whoops wrong window

[Darkshde(darkshde@synapse.subneural.net)] so what are the admin things jupes can do?
[Darkshde(darkshde@synapse.subneural.net)] I have to add new backdoors to dth for them

<stevil> my ass is killing me
<stevil> my bright idea going on a 20 mile bike ride after having not ridden in 8+ months
<N2k> I did that a month ago...
[topic/#exodus(Tsk)] <stevil> my ass is killing me <N2k> I did that a month ago...

*** Signoff: JBRhymer ([14:04 Xney3] tay has b00bz)

<lb> I got voicemail from this internet
<lb> internet?
<lb> what the hell am I smoking

<murphy69> wow everytime i refresh yahoo finance page we get another class action against exds!

<Tskk> my diahrea today was pretty cool
<Tskk> Pull down pants.  Sit down on toilet seat.  Commence Niagara Falls.

<xyst> I need to be beaten with a rather large cluebat.

<mUnChIe> all my computers are on seperate UPSes, have four in the house =)
<mUnChIe> but then again I live in california =)

<oz> tsk can single handidly jupe every server cause of the amount of Os he has
<ww> hahaha
<Talen> oo thats not good :)

!Tsk-2*! OPERWALL - My anus gives ops.
[evb(evb@boi.plur.net)] op me plz :P

!tinman*! 7000 huh? isn't that the number of connections mindsping gets in a year?
!Tsk*! Hey now, don't give mindspring shit for having an incompetant admin.

<sQurl> efnet just has a new meaning
<sQurl> eternally fucked
<sQurl> instead of eris-free

<Tsk> Can I link a server from my t1
<naughTay> sure, ask deecee for c/n's
<xyst> HAHAHAHAHA
<Tsk> HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHA

<tober> Goat sex goooooooooooood.  Channel services baaaaaaaaaaad.

<jimmie> I find switching hands is just like getting a new girl

OperKill: LoneStar killed JimmayJ (:now that you got my real dox come to my house tough guy)

<Tskk> can i feel your breasts?
<naughTay> Q@#@!!#@
<naughTay> can I feel your balls?  they must be HUGE.

<amnezia> i'll wake up with a ring on my dick and ragdoll standing nekked in front of me

<Jon2> so many chinese at this airport
<Jon2> "ding how, bin do waa"

This was in my message window!
* furbawl snuggles in brad's butt
<furbawl> haha ok i have no idea why that went to you

<jimmie> hrm i did like 4 pushups 2 days ago and my chest still hurts

<^Ragdoll^> men are awesome

<zb^3> i could steal ideas and not give credit, then i could achieve a cult following 
* Dianora whistles innocently

*** ^Ragdoll^ is now known as Manly

<callas> anyone here a licenced hair dresser?
<callas> evb? =)

<jimmie> never drive into epa, they will steal the tires off your car while it's moving

[server]Kill line for asr[asr@exodus.net.is.the.next.chapter11dot.com] active

<Disciple> hmm
<Disciple> mcs split
<Disciple> who sneezed

<evb> homer sexuals say 'doh!' when they orgasm.

[Xref(xref@ignite.blackened.net)] i'm ajh- the 31337 hax0r

<LadyDeath> Angelina is the only female that if, god forbid, i got brain damage and became a
            lesbian i would do

LoneStar relaying OPERWALL?  With a mis-paste?  OOOPS!
!LoneStar`*! OPERWALL - [20:38] !Evil-Pbth! OPERWALL - Well, seeing as to how
             ely couldn't fulfill my ma
!LoneStar`*! OPERWALL - oops

[oz(zephyr@*.lightning.net)] im gonna play a little here
(-[oz]-) *nod* want me to wait til you're done?
[oz(zephyr@*.lightning.net)] bring it up
[oz(zephyr@*.lightning.net)] ill play with it while its up

<FlashMan> this picture of marcus broke my browser

<Jon2> *rofl*
<Jon2> just farted in a coworker's cube
<Jon2> she had to leave

<KrON> did dev get opered?
<Tsk> yea
<KrON> where?
<Tsk> magic
<KrON> sucks to be him!
<Tsk> my thoughts exactly

<lb> I look so gay in a tank top

<Dianora> HEY BAYBEE WANNA HOTFUQ ?

<Blaxthos> you make me wet with desire
<Tsk> you make me gag and puke

<JBR> lazy fags dont swallow or spit, they just let is run down their chins

<sQurl> pretty much, I think all I need is someone heavy BEHIND me 
*** Tskk changes topic to '<sQurl> pretty much, I think all I need is someone heavy BEHIND me'
<sQurl> I will beat you tsk

<mopi> i'll be shitting blue for days
<ParaGod> I'll lick it off you for 500 bux

<naughTay> you know what is good that I haven't had in a long time

<Darkshde-> I'm not saying tsk is a gay homosexual, I'm just saying he likes to have sex with
            300lb men named Bruno
<tiggergrm> i think i prefer my cats :)

<Efudd> So what happened to total lastnight?
<marcus> someone rooted it, then brought up a vif with ets' IP
<Tsk> it was hacked, and they linked in a fake irc.etsmtl.ca to look like ets was hacked
<Efudd> interesting.
<marcus> creative
<marcus> you have to give them points for that
<Efudd> not really
<Tsk> Yea, I don't give anyone props for hacking a box run by DeeCee.
= Tsk runs.

<JayBeAre> i had 3 separate drems last night... all involved humping my gf
<mabbott> ew
<mabbott> ::: /clear ::

<JayBeAre> i had a dream
<JayBeAre> saw you in your bedroom
<JayBeAre> sucking someones elses dick
<evb> I have dreams like that
<evb> They usually involve JBR and tsk.

<Grievah> someone, give me a good porn site
<evb> www.boyboy.com

<ParaGod> Ok I would love to stay here and chat, but drifter is so hungry he's caving in...
          and I need to get into teh shower and make sure my butthole is clean.

* Jon2 hugs tober

<EFudd> why the hell did my mom just ask me what lapdancing was....

<sQurl> guh I'm lexdyslic

<lb> the human large intestine is like 27 feet long
<mopi> and i've only explored 5 inches of it :(

<MissyT> I don't care if ppl jack off to my pic

<Tsk> Kyra comes -to- me to sleep with me now
<Tsk> I don't have to bring her to bed with me any longer.
<furbawl> hahah
<Tsk> KYRA IS MY CAT, YOU NERDS

<evb> how many heterosexual males in san francisco does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
<evb> both of them

This is impressive -- on 5/25/01 3:00pm PST
<[Elysium]> FreeBSD relay.solidstreaming.net 2.2.7-RELEASE FreeBSD 2.2.7-RELEASE #0: Sat Jul 25
            10:54:49 GMT 2001     jkh@perrywinkle.freebsd.com:/usr/src/sys/compile/GENERIC  i386
<[Elysium]> relay# uptime
<[Elysium]> 5:55PM up 1065 days, 23:40, 1 user, load averages: 0.00, 0.00, 0.00
<[Elysium]> relay#

<evb> I'm hella butch
<evb> hella like
<evb> str8

<amnezia> anyways, back to rimjobs

<ParaGod> ray is h0t!
<ParaGod> err tay
<ParaGod> haha

<Efudd> i think i want to get a nipple pierced

[8:37pm] [GtarGal(GtarGal@cx581170-c.tulsa1.ok.home.com)] there is a guy that is sexually abusing
         me for weeks, now he is spamming and trying to flood me off irc. Can you please help me?

<JBRhymer> yo tengo una fiesta en mis pantalones ;p
<Tsk> Usted tiene un saco de la bola colgando fuera de sus cortocircuitos. 
<Tsk> AHHAHAHHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHA
<flwrbabe> ummm...
* flwrbabe is sorry she didn't take spanish in hs
<Tsk> "You have a ballsack hanging out of your shorts."
<flwrbabe> ACK!

<Xney3> tsk's house -> "So, did you pay the electric bill?" "Yep."  "get
        a blowjob today?" "yep"
<LadyDeath> was he good, yup

<mabbott> I had to carry an olive in my ass crack (and be totaly naked) across
          the floor squat-walking to a chair on the other side of the room
<mabbott> and drop it into a jar w/o dropping it at all
<mabbott> if i dropped it, i had eat the olive
<mabbott> You don't KNOW how badly I hate olives
<mabbott> cuz I had to eat so many of them 

<mopi> i liked to hold my bf's penis while he peed though :)
<mopi> he let me aim!

<_Elysium_> pictures of people masterbating (women) is no fun
<Tsk> You like pictures of men masturbating?
<ElJay> well, it helps if you're a hetrosexual male, too

<Tsk> http://www.realdoll.com/common/dolls/images/s16.jpg
<Tsk> WHAT THE FUCK
<MindWipe> jeezus you could drive a 18 wheeler in there and you wouldn't notice

nuffin [~cyber@please.clear.the.way.to.the.toliet.so.I.can.go.p00p.net]

<vaniTay> yea, my penis wants his mouth wrapped around it, and SUCKING IT OFF.

<JBRhymer> as a kid i used to strip to my skivies and sit under a ceiling fan

<JBRhymer> (in real life) What the hell, did my ticket stub just get
           sucked into my ballsack?

<evb> I made her day.
<Xref> you couldn't fuck a girl if she drugged you unconscious

!ALL_YOUR! OPERWALL - ARE BELONG TO US

<Furyion> yea i would like to see comstud nekkid...great spanking material
* Furyion drools
<naughTay> control yourself

<Efudd> fuck
<Efudd> a 4 hour morning hardon
<Efudd> this shit needs to go away
<Efudd> soemone must have snuck me viagra in my sleep

!Disciple! OPERWALL - sex is for those who can't masturbate well :P

<ThreePts> dont knock the dog shit until ya tried it

<Jon2> ew.  gay guys on dawson's creek
<Jon2> that's just wrong
<EbilMel> jon, tsk is on there?

* JBRhymer slaps evb
<evb> oooh
<evb> do it again daddy
* JBRhymer slaps evb

<tober> I also hate it when I have that "not so fresh" feeling, and when I get up in the morning
        and find a satellite dish sticking out of my ass...

<Blaxthos> @home tech support is like trying to order an all meat pizza from a retarted muslim

<ParaGod> Yeah nothing like a dildo with feedback sensors and auto-shutoff.

<Tsk> She makes good chicken quesadillas.
<MissyT> when I'm not wet

<MissyT> I can't just go randomly telling strangers they make me wet

<Graeme> yeah, don't be nasty. my grandad died in a concentration camp......!
<Graeme> he fell out a guard tower. broke his neck

<SuperTaz> the nekkid pix of me got stolen *sigh*

*** Signoff: callas (Ping timeout: 6000 seconds)

02:29 [steTEW(play@AC80B947.ipt.aol.com)] how hard would it be for you to do me a spoof
02:29 [msg(steTEW)] impossible
02:29 [steTEW(play@AC80B947.ipt.aol.com)] immmmmpossible?
02:29 [msg(steTEW)] *nod*
02:29 [msg(steTEW)] no spoofs for non-opers
02:30 [steTEW(play@AC80B947.ipt.aol.com)] your not an oper?

<log> i like to throw pigs at people

<Tsk> um, i think gomez thinks I'm female.
<gomez> its funny that i was trying to pick up on the boyfriend of the girl i was interested in.
        small world!

<aah> I found out today that my gynecologist is a lesbian
<sQurl> suck my dick

<ArielHUB> I can type jhgfjkagf with my shlong

<DeeCee> wtf? theres a little dent in my chair right where my scrotum sits...

!oz*! LOCOPS - /me massages tsk's ball sack

*** DeeCee is now known as DChump

<ParaGod> Did you read the paper this morning?  Oprah got busted for drugs.
<ParaGod> They lifted up her dress and found 20 pounds of crack.

<Dianora> I am getting so tired of this bsd
<Dianora> err HHAHAH bs

<amm> so how do I get root on efnet, I want to change some shared libraries and get tsk to finally
      admit his 'other side'

<FlashSJC> I should go to leathermasters and buy myself a purple two-headed dildo

beekay- (pixelboner@sdn-ar-001casjosP242.dialsprint.net) [network]
away     eenie meenie mynie mutt, jacquie takes it in the butt.

<ParaGod> Having to pee is such an inconvenience.

<ParaGod> Prices are based on a maximum of 500 megabytes of outbound traffic per
<ParaGod> month. Outbound traffic exceeding 500 megabytes will be billed $40.00 a
<ParaGod> month for each 500 megabytes.
<ParaGod> Is that outboudn to the net? outbound to my port? outbound out of my router? outbound
          from my anus?

[ParaGod(paragod@gamma.cet.net)] god I"m stjpid

nickchange [(Reddy) -> (Reddylit)]
(Tsk) reddy is stoned?

<kimmi:#survivor> ALL YOUR CHICKENS ARE BELONG TO US

[Efudd(brent@united.networks.org)] oper me! :)
[Efudd(brent@united.networks.org)] oh lord,I've fallen to the lowest level

<tober> I can fix major domestic appliances.

* callas bends marcus over

!FrodeSE:*! OPERWALL - A/S/L ?
!aah:*! OPERWALL - 47/female/kitchen table

<Dianora> *pelican* hi
<Dianora> *pelican*> hi
<Dianora> *pelican* im male
<Dianora> *pelican*> well, that can be fixed you know. no need to suffer with it all
<Dianora> +your life.

(Tsk) good night eric :)
* Tsk & zzz
<^Ragdoll^> don't leeeeeeave
<^Ragdoll^> noooo nooo
<^Ragdoll^> i'm melting
<^Ragdoll^> ahhhh
<^Ragdoll^> splat

<Jon2> aww, they showed a picture of a protester crying on tv because she got hurt
<Jon2> poor little stupid thing

<UncleJed> here in san diego some woman got hit by a stray bullet shot into the air
<UncleJed> dumb mexicans think that bullets shot in the air stay up there.

<drifter> i hate when you download porn that says its part 2, but its really part 1 that you
          already have.
<ParaGod> hotteens.com?
<drifter> usenet
<drifter> duh

[Adam]/#gay thinks Tsk is cute, with or without O lines

[sara(sara@oper.irc.ins.net.uk)] i'm an op in #gay :(

<boii> if i was in a bed with a guy
<boii> id wake up with my arms aroudn him

<Jon2> this show on MTV is all about teenagers having sex
<Jon2> it rules
<Jon2> boom chicka bow bow

<Furyion> my name is jon b rhymer and i have a black ass.
<JBRhymer> dats right mofo

Evil-Pbth envisions the bellnexxia noc looking much like a room with auctioneers down each wall
  and a big void in the middle. Each auctioneer is listening to a telephone and yelling out
  "onezerozeroonezeroonezerozerozeroonezero... etc.."

<MrDev> you know you are a nerd when you go to ratemyrack.com figuring to see some nice server
        racks

<gorpon> their bar gives out cash?  well it's better than giving out stock that's for sure

<jimmie>  7  127.at-6-0-0.TR2.NYC9.ALTER.NET (152.63.9.250)  76.170 ms  76.529 ms  76.405 ms
<jimmie>  8  186.ATM7-0.XR2.NYC1.ALTER.NET (152.63.21.81)  191.827 ms  191.840 ms  194.070 ms
<jimmie> ooo pretty

20:41 <Furyion> i want to see crouching turnip hidden doorstep

<RoadRuner> i have ~20 guys under me

AdamDuce (machine@clean.your.pussy.damnit.org) [2]

 CTCP VERSION reply from dick: I'm a bot.  duh.
[server]Kill line for dick[ulczl@borg.cwnet.com] active (bots are prohibited)

[dcc(mcs)] User CTCP Flooding themselves, strange _TooL_!~biteme@166.66.102.207

<tober> cisco routers, as we all know, run on hot air.  This is why Craig is such a critical
        resource for Cisco.

 loki (chris@venus.cyberwarp.net) [network]
 server   irc.plur.net - rawr
 idle     666h 36m 32s

<cooks> i wouldn't be caught dead fucking a necrophiliac.
 
<Precursor> hey Tsk is it true you are a hemaphrodite?

<Precursor> if you insert your penis into a male you are homosexual

<FlashMan> my uncle got lucky at kaybee toys

<Xref> i gotta pick up my husband's boyfriend at the airport around 7:30

<mabbott> Dude, you can get both hands up my ass and clap.  Is that tight enough for you?

<cooks> don't go away. i'm going outside to make sure the pavement is stable.
<cooks> and to add coolant to my cray.

<piker> gangreen cancerous pus filled with a hair and pus pimple on a pork chop!

<Xref> i'd rather fuck me than habit

<Jon2> not only did i inhale, i spanked it while under the influence too

<ElJay> don't make fun of my typing mistakes!
<ElJay> ;lP

* jimmie too lazy to backspace

| domino- (domino@have.you.ever.been.so.bored.you.just.decided.to.whack-it.net)

<caren> didnt tsk used to own nsync.com?

[rich(rich@dope.org)] its scary i had a dream about you
[rich(rich@dope.org)] it was wierd ... like you come to my house .. my dad/mom knew who you was,
                      but wouldnt let me talk to you
[rich(rich@dope.org)] then i tried to tell you lets go chill with adam (xref) you like blew me off
[rich(rich@dope.org)] then you went home the next day and we didnt get to chill or anything

* chady shower &
* Seaner shower with chady &
* Tsk blinks    
* humble taking pics &

<jimmie> oh i wish i was a pretty girl, so i could *OOMPH* myself in the shower!

<Tsk> God
<Tsk> I love how people just randomly dump tickets into our bin without telling us
<LostCause> heehee
* Maximus dumps a ticket in the bin to reboot Tsk
= Tsk kernel panics
* N2k stop-a's tsk
<Tsk> OK
<N2k> setenv bootdev=null
<N2k> reset
<Tsk> *sparks fly*
<Maximus> hahaa
<Tsk> we are such geeks.

<Jon2> i somehow managed to cut my nose while shaving this morning
<Jon2> never done that one before

<jediviper> i just turned 17
<jediviper> phear me

<Tsk> Bush only leads by 341 votes now.
 [signoff] Gore (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))
<Tsk> hahahahaha, oh what timing

<cooksii> shit. i don't think i'll be able to remove my own appendix tonight.

<is-> hrm. i need an openssh 2.1 exploit
<is-> managed to lock myself out of root on my own box heh

<cooksii> see?  they elect bush and the internet goes all to hell.  when ya invent the
          Internet, you put in back doors.  oh dear.  what will become of us.

[server] Foreign OperKill: johnny5_ killed GO (away)

<outcaste-> ok, I haven't sent anything to routing/admins yet because I've not had time
<outcaste-> but telstra is gone
<outcaste-> Its "so long and thanks for all the fish" time
<LoverMan> Now if we can just get rid of EU...

!chady:*! OPERWALL - I know quite a bit about fish tanks

<sQurl> we bought walkie talkies so we don't have to keep yelling from one end to the other
        of the house
<sQurl> and wind up pissed at each other for having to repeat ourselves

<Xref> WELL THERE'S THIS KID
<Xref> HIS NAME IS JASON
<Xref> BECAUSE I KNOW BECAUSE THE DRAG QUEEN ASKED HIM ONCE
<Xref> HE'S SO COOL
<Xref> BUT LIKE, I SAW HIM LAST WEEK
<Xref> THEN I SAW HIM AGAIN THIS WEEK
<Xref> HE'S SO COOL

<KrON> whats wrong tober
<tober> kron, wicked depressed.
<ParaGod> tober: when I get depressed I think about Justin Timberlake and his big, thick, juicy,
          pulsating cock.  Try that.

<Furyion> ok
<Furyion> i would like to share with you all tsk's view of half-duplex and full-duplex:
<Furyion> <Tsk> i cant think of a way it would work
<Furyion> <Tsk> it's kinda like 
<Furyion> <Tsk> if you're having anal sex with a chick
<Furyion> <Tsk> your dick can either go into her ass
<Furyion> <Tsk> or she can shit while you're not fucking her
<Furyion> <Tsk> ya know?
<Furyion> <Tsk> IT'S ONE OR THE OTHER
<Furyion> <Tsk> NOT BOTH AT ONCE
<Tsk> HEY!  That was a private explanation!
<bfumerola> Tsk's mom is full-duplex

<msk> I saw an ATM with "dot commers go home" written on it this morning.

<cooksii> ya know what's really weird?  working with rocket scientists who say "this is not
          rocket science."

* cooksii slides off her chair in an orgasmic frenzy over regex's.

<_Mikey_> I have a light-up neon anal probe.

<KrON>  [Ryan_....] (ryan@max1-114.kansascity.corecomm.net) [Internic Network]
<KrON>  [ircname..] Ryan
<KrON>  [channels.] @#twilight_zone @#closet #!
<KrON> come out of the closet already

<maxbday> i wonder if my phone line will reach to the toilet

<Tsk> if you lick it slowly, then it tastes fine
<Tsk> but don't put the whole thing in your mouth
<Tsk> umm i was talking about barbecue sauce packets.  really.

<phineas-> I would sooo become a porn star given the chance

<roman`> i just commented on your pubhtml dir size
<Tsk> it's gonna get 10 times that size in a minute
 [topic/#twilight_zone(Furyion)] <Tsk> it's gonna get 10 times that size in a minute

<sQurl> jonas and a cop friend took me to the red light district
<sQurl> they were going to take me into a whore house, but the guys at the door
        wouldn't let us in
<sQurl> they were afraid the girls would get too catty and think I was trying to steal
        business
 [topic/#twilight_zone(Tsk)] <sQurl> they were going to take me into a whore house

* RoadRuner is good
<Furyion> (in bed)
<Furyion> not that i know...thats just what i heard.

<Tsk> frash - put down the crackpipe
<frash> tsk, the only crack I want is yours !@#

<Xref> next time i need someone to take my shift, i'm gonna offer a lapdance

<LarZ> I use my palm for that now

<Furyion> mop define tsk
<MOP> Furyion, tsk is the master of EFnet, some say the world. He opers on hundreds of
      IRC servers and has many *intimate* connections with the various admins of EFnet.
      said to be an NSync groupie. also known as Tskay, Tsk-dawg and Ghetto-Ranger1

<frash> I want a RealTay(tm)

<Tsk> i'm too young to live in the bay area, i've decided
<Tsk> you're all old farts who hate me
<Jon2> i hate you because you won't suck my dick.

<roman`> ok anyway, i'm going to go take a shower and brush my teeth and scrub my testicles and
         get ready for work

<Johhny> My last girlfreind knew what mp3s were
<Johhny> she was hot too

[mUnChIe(adaniels@eek.imageek.org)] hey there beautiful.
[mUnChIe(adaniels@eek.imageek.org)] DOH

<UncleJed> cock rings are too constrictive

<_Melody_> got to take a shit
* _Melody_ & bathroom
<RoadRuner> ewww
<Xney3> hahhaha
<Xney3> eww

[UncleJed(dictator@corn.husker.com)] the thing seems so huge

[oilpower(q8oil@ip36.sacramento9.ca.pub-ip.psi.net)] yesterday i suspended my
   roommate's shell account
[oilpower(q8oil@ip36.sacramento9.ca.pub-ip.psi.net)] he used eggdrop :/

* shmoo is away, school [log:ON] [page:ON] [email:shmoo@vslink.net] [UIN:38487966]
*** shmoo has been kicked off channel #skynetweb by shmoo_ (CTCP flooder)

<_Mikey_> so are you gonna date me or not?
<Tsk> uh no i will not date you, you scare the living shit out of me.
<zoo0oop> hahaha
<_Mikey_> bahahahahaha
<Xney3> HAhahahahah

<mycroft> and this one asian at my school won a masturbation contest with the
          fastest time of 2:37
<Onyx> UH.
<qubix> uh
<Tsk> um.

<Sens> ah, nothing like a good masturbation

<moogle> god
<moogle> fuck you ircd
<moogle> fuck you in the butt

<marcus> *** on channels: @#GayColorado @#gaychgo @#gaysf @#gaycollegeboys @#global
         @#idling @#gayravers @#ThirdEyeBlind 
<marcus> i'm guessing he's gay
<marcus> #thirdeyeblind kinda gives it away

<frash> I read playboy for the articles all right. THe articles of clothes that come off

<k9|home> kash: you are the biggest fuckin loser i've seen on irc in quite some time.

<UncleJed> black people dip their hair in the grease to make it all shiny at mcdonald's

<NawtyOli> Nsync ?
<NawtyOli> isnt that a boyz band ?

*** Notice -- LINKS '' requested by trojanman (trojan@trojanman.trojancondoms.net)

[server] Foreign OperKill: NCC1701D killed b0rg (PHOTON TORPEDO!)
!zodi-work:*! OPERWALL - damnit Jim, I'm a doctor.. not an irc operator.

* piker packs a bowl.
* Tsk acts surprised.

<Townie> WHAT ARE THE ONLY MAMMALS THAT CAN FLY?
<Townie> HINT:  _ _ _ _    type zz <answer in words> to make a guess
<iNg-work> zz fish

<carrar> Hello,  
<carrar> I am Mike Jackson <mhjack@tscnet.com> of TSCNet.  We are interested
         in peeing with you at the Seattle Internet Exchange (SIX).  If you are

<phineas> women are overrated
<phineas> hands = good

<Townie> WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE FEMALE PUSSY WHOM GARFIELD IS FOREVER TRYING TO IMPRESS?
<Townie> HINT:  _ _ _ _ _ _    type zz <answer in words> to make a guess
<Tsk> AHHAHAHA
<NawtyOli> hahahaha

<Vilas> you can all suck my 20lb cock

<Jordy> honestly.. if it was acceptable for me to walk around butt nekkid everywhere
        I'd have no problem with it.  I do like the feel of being allowed to hang low.
<Jordy> which is why I believe men should wear dresses.

<random> Tsk is the gayest IRC admin I know :)

!mauvehead:*! WALLOPS - what are some _working_ efnet servers. everyone i know is down
!madog:*! WALLOPS - im on irc.ef.net right now
!mauvehead:*! WALLOPS - um ok. im banned. ive never been on that server before
!mauvehead:*! WALLOPS - jesus. efnet is so automated if you FART, you get klined.

<Gervase> I am going to sell my jizz on Ebay

<taymie> I ran over a suicidal bunny rabbit onfce
<taymie> =(
<taymie> I cried and cried
<piker> poor dead wabbit
<taymie> fuck the rabbit, there was blood all over my new car.

<Jon2> god i love lesbian music

<Tsk> I feel like I'm talking to a super model.
* Tsk bows to eve
* boufa shows tsk her fat bellow
<boufa> belly

<[-GoD-]> Tskk u BETTER HAVE A GOOD FUCKING REASON FOR KICKING ME FROM EFNET

*binkie* you wouldnt happen to be the lightning.net admin would you? 
  <03:49:bink@scorched.broken.com>
-> *binkie* nope
-> *binkie* /admin irc.lightning.net
*binkie* god damnit hell shit  <03:49:bink@scorched.broken.com>
*binkie* im trying to get an o somewhere :(  <03:50:bink@scorched.broken.com>
*binkie* so im whoring everybody  <03:50:bink@scorched.broken.com>

!Takapa*! OPERWALL - går den ikke gjennom? 
!LoneStar*! OPERWALL -  umm yeah ok :)
!Brett-*! OPERWALL - Fjoripag prpn tbp exyuj uphu xqkjvlbvhu mnyjbf8awfwpago.

<k9|work> tsk: come over and give me head.

<piker> hi piker
<piker> hi
<piker> how are you today?
<piker> groovy.
<Tsky> are you high?
<Tsky> (do i have to ask?)
<is-> Tsky: duh.

<k9|home> pregnant chicks rule

<UncleJed> i want to knock up a black broad and name the kid shaniqua

<k9|home> how do you know they wipe their snatch sitting down?

<madbomber> my anus is half duplex
<madbomber> outbound traffic only

<apache> there are more tsk irc clients than there are known species of snake

<k9|no> i can show you what Verio's Dallas NOC looks like
* k9|no takes a shit on a flatbed scanner
<k9|no> here you go

<qubix> does verio have a decent network?

* apache gives KILLER ORAL

<amnesia> * qx attatches stick it note to monitor
<amnesia> <qx> "turn off qXcam before masturbation" 
<amnesia> hahaha
* qx whistles and looks at the ceiling

*** Signoff: Dachande (Local kill by Dachande (Abuse/Harassment))
*** Dachande [dachande@user33.on.irc.ef.net] joined channel #Twilight_Zone
<Dachande> Yea yea.
<Dachande> I fubar'd.

<ParaGod> I got a tattoo on my ass today the size of tsk's bite mark.

<ParaGod> [Bassar:UNIX@150.230.225.cm-upc.chello.se] vad har hant med #Sverige?
<ParaGod> <-[Bassar]-> swi DA booo man gee OOCH HITLER

* piker registers girlswithnolegsleavesnailtrails.com

<ParaGod> I don't mind shooting nigs.

<ParaGod> I cannot fucking stand the Taco Bell here in this neihborhood.  I ordered two crunchy
          gorditas (sp) with NO LETTUCE.  Our of pure spite and immaturity, they put 4 times the
          normal amount of lettuce on these tacos.
<ParaGod> I drove back over there and told the manager, "...I don't appreciate being intentionally
          fucked and you need to fire that fucker RIGHT THERE!" and I pointed to the pimply faced
          shit that made my food.
<ParaGod> The dude starting shaking, it was sooo funny.

<jeffstar> hi, !irc.exodus.net!! Received SQUIT irc.skynetweb.com from Tsk (ghosted,
           dead, etc), my client was detached .. is that not allowed?

<cooksii> generally i work at night.  i don't have a wok.

<Tsk> cooksii - One of my friends (who I didn't know IRC'd on EFnet) visited two weekends
      ago and he was showing me the sexchart like I hadn't seen it before.  I showed him
      I was on it too, and he nearly fell over laughing.  BUT.  We are 4 hops away from
      each other.  THAT is frightening.

<is-> who the hell is habit?

<JoFi> excatly how big is a 6 megabyte dick?

<ParaGod> ancient you doll.
<ParaGod> rape my ass.

<dbaker> i'm playing with it now

<Alien88> does rehash dns actually do -anything- ?

<Ancient> I'm doing cyrus's box

<Tsk> WOMEN TURN ME ON DAMMIT
<sQurl> someone quote that

<JoFi> I AM THE IRCGAWD!

<qubec> wtf
<qubec> my dog just busted ass

<piker> wait.. squrl is conencted to boufa?
<piker> haha cool

<Vilas> HOT GIRLS PLZ SEND NAKED PIX THNKZ

<ParaGod> Some ass fucker added me to the sexchart and I didn't even get VD

<Xney3> moogle: don't argue with girl.. bad :)
<golightly> zeeneey is well trained
<jimmie27> girl right, boy wrong
<jimmie27> bed much nicer then floor
<Xney3> doghouse bad
<Xney3> Mmmkay?
* golightly laughs

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<jimmie> Hrm.. I just realized.. what if hogan's nick is really ManLover.. but he's dyslexic

*** Dom|n0 [3532452@usr50-dialup15.mix2.Atlanta.cw.net] joined channel #diablo2
<Dom|n0> anybody wanna dual? i'm lvl 99 with def of 20,000,000,000 and stre. of 20,000,000,000
<moomba> sure Dom|n0 i'll fight u lemme turn on my invincbility and instant death trainer

<ParaGod> -rw-------   1 brad  brad   573440 Jul 26 02:02 pine.core
<ParaGod> I saw pine.cone

* _Mikey_ gets naked on the webcam
<redbird> whats the url to this?

* piker thinks about Tsk and touches himself briefly and gets woody.

<Fraggle> lemon has a small mickey mouse

<agent_PO> is it possible to regain op in a channel without having to dos a server?

*** Notice -- STATS p requested by disasta (disasta@ma-plycenter1a-365.ply.adelphia.net) [irc.mpl.net]
<disasta> you have 2 faggot spammers on your server

<[case]> there's a bug in the latest version of IOS 
<[case]> if you configured it just right 
<[case]> it routes packets 

<ParaGod> I'm a part time fag

<LoverMan> Holy shit, I've never smelled such a rancid dog fart

<marcus-> i was hoping to avoid smoking some
<marcus-> i am not the pothead you all seem to think i am

* UncleJed & swapmeat

.--[Whois]------[tskie]--- - --  -------- --  -
| address  : services@services.us 
| ircname  : Justin Timberlake 0wnz m33
| channels : *unknown*
| server   : services.us ([205.158.23.2] IRC Services)

!tequila-:*! OPERWALL -  any Tsk ?
!||Daz||:*! OPERWALL -  why does everyone call for tsk?? is he some kind of god? :)
!k9|work:*! OPERWALL - hes well-endowed
!oz:*! OPERWALL - he sure is baby

<outcaste> who's the oper with the biggest dick that's a sex machine to ALL the chix?
<outcaste> Caste!

<skatter> BRUCE WILLIS IS SOOO MUCH COOLER THAN JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE
<Tsk> OH MY GOD NO, YOU DID _NOT_ JUST GO THERE!

<ParaGod> ryan's heavy musky smell drives me INTHANE!

<cooksii> incest is at least something the whole family can do.

<UtenaSama> how much tober could a toberchuck chuck if a toberchuck could chuck tober?
  Well, if you were from Massachusetts, you would realize that the tober chuck is a descendent
  of the woodchuck, which is actually not indigenous to the region, but came east from the
  midwest.  That is an atypical migration, but one also practiced by such other animals as
  the mongoose and the laden wallaby in Australia, where migration patterns often defied logic.

<cooksii> there's nothing funnier than a parrot eating oatmeal.
<cooksii> well, there probably is.

<jmills> Tsk! Chupa mi chalupa!

<rabbit> eew...a skunk had issues just outside my house

<ParaGod> I want to plunge my big thick manhood rod into Justin's tender manpussy.

<dovee> Tsk: im a girl ...but i'll grow a penis for you!

<Retro> i play with lesbians in #womyn on undernet. im their pet fag

<ParaGod> tsk: is that my thong in your mouth?

<Tsk> oh god
<Tsk> metallica on mtv music awards
<Tsk> save me.
<loki--> someone record it
<loki--> and put it on napster
* Tsk falls over laughing

<UncleJed> the government should split up efnet
<UncleJed> not that efnet doesn't split enough as it is

<gigs> man everyone is here now
* lostpckt leaves
<Mariner> bbl
* Tsk &

<tay> oops I did it again... I klined your bot... and then smoked some pot.. oh baby baby.. 

<Furyion> yo quiero toke a bowl?

<Igor_OC> dewd I'm neteng I have the attention span of a small retarded child

<piker> tsk, i watched TRL today
<piker> i thought of you all day

<Tsk> you know PopUp video on VH1 ?
<Tsk> They played Bye Bye Bye by NSync today on there.
<Tsk> At the end of the video, they say "Bye bye bye" and it echos so there's a total of 5 Bye's
<Tsk> each time they said "bye" .. a little bubble came up next to each of the nsync guys that said "Bi?"
<Tsk> i was like 'how the hell are they getting away with that!?'
<Tsk> i was amused.  :)

<piker> well i dont liek to vanity kill

<ParaGod> blackmale
<Tskie> MAIL
<ParaGod> no, I mean I like a black male for breakfast
<Tskie> that's hella disgusting
<Tskie> you realize that

<boii> cool
<boii> [serv] sQurl killed Tsk. (*bang*)
<boii> [serv] Tsk killed sQurl. (*bang*)
<boii> there banging again!

<skatter> tsk is a stupid beaner
<Ryan_> im mexican
<skatter> ryan - i'm sorry

<sQurl> oh shit
<sQurl> I'm on call, I should NOT have just taken nyquil
<sQurl> uh oh

<sQurl> what's mine is mine
<sQurl> and what's ours is mine

<dkl> only gay people irc i think

<ParaGod> I wish Tsk would grow long hair so we could rodeo fuck.

!Tsk*! mpl.net opers?
!outcaste*!  thought you were one =)
!Tsk*! yea right, i don't oper anywhere!  =)
!mrsaint*!  rather where you dont oper is the question tsk :)
!aragawn*! tsk is the T in efneT

* moogle Tsk anal bounce bounce penis vagina gay gay hitler

<Tsk> you haven't LIVED until you've jacked off on a bed i've had sex on

<sQurl> did I mention I'm just NOT taking shit right now?
<sQurl> right now, they'd say "you want fry's with that?"
<sQurl> and get a response of "you fucking trying to make up my mind
        for me bitch?"

<KrON> bleh, class in 45
<KrON> i cant miss the end of this baywatch
<KrON> its too riveting

<ParaGod> I'm kinda tight by nature.

!oz:*! LOCOPS - i just did "/locops eat shit" in an instant messenger window to my girlfriend

<CuriosCat> It's not like it would kill me to go live in Norway again for a while
<CuriosCat> They have IRC there

<Dianora> I NEVER WANT TO SEE THIS CODE AGAIN
<Dianora> until next week

<amnesia> i would give everything i own for some balls and a voice that didn't sound like a 12 year old.

<Frode> What 3 words don't you want to hear while you're making love? Honey, I'm home!

<GD> everyone is dead in #mcse 
<rhizome> no they aren't. they're looking up the answer.

<ParaGod> I'm kinda tight by nature.

[sQurl(jrs@mutant.creature.org)] heheh hang on a sex and I'll show you cute
(-[squrl]-) hang on a WHAT?   

<mr_kev_> fl;sgkjd;lfkgjsdf
<gorpon> R$g5443gDWQ34!@#
<mr_kev_> powr8eytw9e8ytwp935387yt95yt53987t!!!!
<mr_kev_> take that
<gorpon> you win :)

<Tecky``> one of my "friends" today told me i have good vains and i would be a good drug user...

<Eph> Tsk , i know you`re completely straight. don`t lie to me :D

<outcaste> ROTFBMALFO!
<outcaste> Rolling On The Floor Because My Artificial Limbs Fell Off

<Daffy> Someone entertain me.
* PiKER takes his clothes off.
<Daffy> I said entertain me, not transport me to rotten.com

<FlashMan> I might get more sex if I turned gay and went after IRC guys

<Jon2>  i just farted
<Daffy> Congrats jon.

!Xref:*! OPERWALL - bring it on little boy

[cruid(gersh@kara.sawn.com)] i work at home :)
 [msg(cruid)] yea yea :)
[cruid(gersh@kara.sawn.com)] auctally come to think of it
[cruid(gersh@kara.sawn.com)] I havnt been outside in about 3 weeks

<FlashMan>            (___)
<FlashMan>            (o o)  <===== tay
<FlashMan>      /------\ /   (__)
<FlashMan>     /    ____O    (oo)   <===== comstud
<FlashMan>    |   / /----\----\/
<FlashMan>    /\oo===|  /    ||
<FlashMan>   | ||   *||^-----||
<FlashMan>   *  ^^   ^^      ^^
<FlashMan> oops
<FlashMan> other way around

* Sven fewd #
<Furyion> get me some too bitch
<Sven> go eat the corn out of tsk's shit

[Semso(semso@loves.sara.and.max.gov)] one day I am going to have a efnet server

<ParaGod> Why do my pants make a tent when I talk to Tsk on irc?

<AaronWL> what's a cloo fone?

<cin-> my little brother gets on the xerox machine at work and makes print outs of his ass :(

* cooks considers changing her name to something out of the bushman dialect that is a series of
  clicks and gutterals.

<Scott> Tsk == Brads bitch?!?!?!
<ParaGod> yeah, we met at an Nysnc concert.
<ParaGod> I was singing Bye Bye Bye and I got that look
<Scott> Brad caught the fainting Tsk at a NSync concert cuz Justin "Looked at me"
<Scott> and its been bliss ever since

<SexBomb> and we don't have so many (how should I say this politically 
          correct?, well heck) 'niggers' in norway

<LadyDeath> tsk i have to compliment your cute ass

<lot> see , i'm not as dumb as everyone things =]

<Jon2> i need to find some mexicans to haul away all the wood chips in my yard

<ParaGod> How long has bestpricepc been around? I had not heard of them until I orderd 250 flat pannel monitors.

 cin- (~silver@open.yer.mouf.im-gonna.com)

<boii> i trimed my pubes today
<boii> my penis looks so pretty

<Farlow> i've never ever brought strange guys home to sleep with

<zoo0oop> my ass is an Exit-only orifice

<ParaGod> Ancient, I'm not gay, but if I were I would ask you out.

<vx0> <-< total fucking loser

* msk is going to buy a trailer and name it Jon2.

[Bardock(xDarksidex@1Cust107.tnt1.philadelphia2.pa.da.uu.net)] my friend is trapped in telnet and
         has no ident. And needs a IRCop to give him access or something.

(Ryan_ tests his E: lines now that he's a server admin!)
*** Signoff: Ryan_ (test (2000/01/16 02.30))
*** Ryan_ [ryan@209.81.129.210] joined channel #twilight_zone
*** Notice -- Ryan_ is rehashing Server config file while whistling innocently
<Ryan_> TRY AGAIN BITCH!
*** Signoff: Ryan_ (test (2000/01/16 02.33))

<Tsk-light> you people make me sick
<morkeleb> so go get your ass in the shower
<morkeleb> and shave it this time... i like smooth butts

<ka0s^> i SERIOUSLY cant stand fucking jessica simpson
[topic/#Twilight_Zone(Tsk)] <ka0s^> i SERIOUSLY cant stand fucking jessica simpson
<Tsk> Hey..
<Tsk> I'd fuck her.
<Tsk> :-)
<ka0s^> ROFL

<cooksii> ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI.  /shoot self

* boii is now known as bkstrtboi

<sQurl> heh hadn't we already clarified you're the female :p
<Tsk> yea but you're blonde.
<sQurl> sorry, I forgot, I'll go back to just lying here with my legs spread and quit trying to think

<Scott> Is there Calcium in Cum?

[Da5id!wjr@bewm.core.com] where are the pictures of mrperfect's penis on the web ?
[Da5id!wjr@bewm.core.com] aw crap he just told me he was joking when he said you would know :(
[Da5id!wjr@bewm.core.com] see, cuz he found mine :(
[Da5id!wjr@bewm.core.com] now its unfair !@#$!

[sQurl(jrs@puffer.quadrunner.com)] wanna run away to australia, start a koala ranch and never touch a
                                   computer again with me?

<Tsk> SARA, I'M LISTENING TO THE NSYNC SONG "BYE BYE BYE" AND THINKING OF YOU WHILE MASTURBATING AT WORK!
* sara spits out her lasagna
<sara> YOU DIDN'T SAY THAT%^$^%$

<ParaGod> I mean, what about the pool boy in summer of 94?

<Brooke> Man... America Online sure is addictive.
<Brooke> I haven't left my house in 3 weeks!

<outcaste> I can't code, I can't admin, but I am great in bed

[mode/#twilight_zone(+ooo ogre is netgod)] by Tsk
<Tsk> DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT?
<Tsk> read the names of the people i opped, in order
(Yes, that was completely accidental.  I mass opped.)

BoTUlf (lorgeny@went.to.bed.with.15.IRCops.and.still.no.o-line.cx)

<Jon2> i once put a mountain dew can up my poop chute

<morkeleb> my tongue is so long you won't need an enema before i fuck your smooth ass

<taymie> I think I'll sue that hermit crab
<taymie> I can't use that finger to play with myself anymore

[JoFi(jofi@gosalyn.ced.chalmers.se)] hehe in sweden we have  a cheese that are stored in horse dung 

<gavroche> Secretary staff: I'm sorry. You're not cute enough.  Let me transfer you to NCC.

<sQurl> hello I'm blonde would you like to fuck?  that's about all the mental capacity I'm good for

<FlashMan> HOW COME I CAN'T GET MY DICK SUCKED WHEN ALL THESE NETWORKS ARE
  SUCKING DICK?

<morkeleb> (.)(.) <- eve squrl -> (  o  )(  o  )

<tay> I got carded at the fucking VITAMIN store

<piker> OPER smile:
<piker> (o) (o)
<piker>   (_)
<piker>   ___
<piker>  /   \
<piker>  \___/

<amnesia> give it to me for my birthday redbird

<frashtew> blah. scat is is for people who aren't strong enough to just eat it
           DIRECTLY inside the other person already

<sQurl> you were sposed to call me back
<Tsk> i jutht got off the phone with bill
<sQurl> NAD YOU DIDN'T
<Tsk> nad?
<sQurl> nad
<sQurl> NAD
<sQurl> arehg
<sQurl> sfg;ljk2q3i
<sQurl> l;'sdf
<Tsk> HHahAHHHAHAH

<sQurl> at heart I'm just a lesbian who can't live without dick

<gavroche> I had a dream that I was out in nowhereland and something happened at the idc.. and i 
           had to buy a big red elmo organizer that had a modem port, and i was sitting in the
           middle of this hick town online with my elmo laptop giggling at me whenever i pressed enter
<gavroche> I think I have issues.

<Da5id> im an irc admin, fuck me for an O!

*** Signoff: daru1 (Killed (irc.ais.net (irc.exodus.net <- irc.freei.net[unknown@209.162.144.11])))
*** daru3 [daru1@owns.resnet.tamu.edu] joined channel #twilight_zone
<daru3> umm
*** daru3 is now known as daru1
*** Signoff: daru1 (Killed (irc-e.frontiernet.net (daru1(?) <- irc-w.frontiernet.net)))

<tober> Man, I need to do something about this wanting to get laid thing. For the last three days
I've been wanting to get laid so much that I pretty much have been unable to think about anything
else, and I hate it.

<Efudd> I ahve my standards.
<Efudd> Yes, i am gay. Yes, I like women. It could be worse.. I could be
 hetero sexual and like women.

<mr_bill> so does cosmos ask you to dress up like his little schoolgirl?
<mr_bill> er, wrong window.
<mr_bill> doh
 mr_bill [~mrbill@ohno.mrbill.net] has left #twilight_zone

<Jon2> i like to stick my willy into piles of shit
<Jon2> it's like warm apple pie

<rone> no, i'm perfectly trained 
<rone> i'm an MCSE

<jmills> HotMail gains clue.. http://slashdot.org/articles/99/11/09/2229225.shtml
<gavroche> I love how everyone has all this time to surf the web at work all day
<gavroche> I barely have enough time to fire up my live porn stream, let alone play with netscape

<piker> <-- gives good reach-around

<Tsk> jason is such a bear
<Efudd> ewe.
<boufa> bear ?
<UncleJed> a hairy gay male, boufa.
<boufa> no, jimmie is a bear
<boufa> jason is a midget

<X-Factor> U COCK SUCKER
<Semso> I am a cock sucker
<X-Factor> ok

[msk_(~msk@nat.Sendmail.COM)] we be IRC 5-0, yo.

!irc.total.net!! Received SQUIT 207.34.179.18 from efnet.intergate.ca[irc@207.34.179.18] (Out of Memory)
<eric> someone dcc the canadians more ram

* Tsk squeezes the astroglide up sQurl's rectum.

<sQurl> I need a life
<sQurl> no, actually, I just need bandwidth

*** Received KILL message for denard. From z- Path: noc.typhoon.lightning.net!z- (DO NOT
CALL ME AT MY OFFICE CAUSE YOU GET BANNED FROM A CHANNEL)

<megz> hahaha he can lick me while i pee

<Tsk> my dad's cell phone is beeping at 12:30am
<amnezia> my penis is too
<amnezia> BEEP BEEP BEEP
*** Tsk was kicked by amnezia ([one(reason)]: yEW shHMUCK!)
*** amnezia has quit IRC (Local kill by Tsk (Tsk))

<_Melody_> I may be a geek, but not even *I* compare the OSI model to the 7 layer burrito

<amnesia> why does flashman sue everyone?

!jimmie! OPERWALL - i only have 1 o left :(
!Xref! OPERWALL - maybe if you packet some servers someone will give you more!
!jimmie! OPERWALL - no wonder you have so many !!!

[sQuRl(jrs@puffer.quadrunner.com)] oh
[sQuRl(jrs@puffer.quadrunner.com)] fuck
[sQuRl(jrs@puffer.quadrunner.com)] fuck
[sQuRl(jrs@puffer.quadrunner.com)] fuck
  [msg(squrl)] come on come on
[sQuRl(jrs@puffer.quadrunner.com)] oh god...
[sQuRl(jrs@puffer.quadrunner.com)] oh god
[sQuRl(jrs@puffer.quadrunner.com)] damn it
[sQuRl(jrs@puffer.quadrunner.com)] shit
[sQuRl(jrs@puffer.quadrunner.com)] FUCK
[sQuRl(jrs@puffer.quadrunner.com)] shit shit shit
[sQuRl(jrs@puffer.quadrunner.com)] ok I give

<Tsk> brady, i want to stick junior mints inside your marshmellows!

(Tsk) my hair is a mess 
<amnesia> so what
(Tsk) my grandma spent 45 minutes just playing with it
 [topic/#us-opers(amnesia)] (@Tsk) my grandma spent 45 minutes just playing with it

<Xref> that's some kuwait chan
<Xref> they talk like "ooga booga walawala"

<Tsk> I need to get an oil change...
<Tsk> I called the guys at Texaco
<Tsk> those assholes can't squeeze me in for 15 minutes
 [topic/#us-opers(Jaka)] <Tsk> those assholes can't squeeze me in for 15 minutes

<sQurl> ryan - you are adorable... and i just set my breast on fire

[29-Sep:17:39] * sQurl plays wif tay's buttons while comstud ain't looking
*** [29-Sep:17:39] Signoff: sQurl (Killed (comstud (.)))

(Tsk) I just remembered why i never buy 1 liter things of mountain dew. 
(Tsk) it always goes flat before i'm finished.
 [topic/#twilight_zone(morkeleb)] <Tsk> it always goes flat before i'm finished.
(Tsk) fuck me.

[UncleJed(clampett@petty.dictator.org)] i'm gonna be offline for 5 days
[UncleJed(clampett@petty.dictator.org)] god, this is going to kill me.

<sQurl> my hair looks like it belongs in some 60s porno or something

<nhutte> Nsync!
* Tsk shieks
<Tsk> err shrieks
<Tsk> heh that can be interpreted really badly

 [topic/#twilight_zone(humble)] <NSync> YOU DID NOT JUST SAY A 4-SOME <sQurl> no, a 3 some <NSync> oh.

!Tsk:*! OPERWALL - kris please learn to take no for an answer.
!Ancient:*! OPERWALL - General el Tsk, supreme dickhead in command.
!Ancient:*! OPERWALL -  :-)
¯ [msg(ancient)] HEY NOW
¯ [msg(Ancient)] that was mean =)
¯ [msg(Ancient)] i hate this network! =)

<sQurl> tskk is now obessed with 5 gay teenage guys AND a teenage chick with breast implants, eh?

<Jon2> some chick in the parking lot today asked if i'd drive her to salvation army
<Jon2> i'm like "uhhh"

<Tskk> hey
<Tskk> just think
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<Tskk> at least this isn't a /kill war
<Tskk> spoke too soon
<Jon2> it is now
<Da5lag> haha
<frash> haha
<callas> hehe
<Toofache> hahah
<sQurl> haha

<sQurl> admit it, you just want to try picturing me in bed wearing nothng but a laptop

Tongue Twister!
!callas! LOCOPS - yeah, but when were which written where?

<Saralee-> i'm 46, look 36, feel 26, act 16.. and speel like 6

<COMSTUD> HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLO FUCKERS.
<drifter> comstud
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<gavroche> Viagra is $14 a *pill*
<sQurl> craig says he knows where you can get it for $5-8

<boii> {G`^|3TwL was nickjuping me

<FlashMan> lightning's under attack.
<FlashMan> from its own news server.

<sQurl> I'm so drunk right now I'd probably fuck a doorknob if someone told me it was hung

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<s0305878> list
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<Brett> As you were.

<UncleJed> i'd make a really ugly woman :P

<sQurl> I enjoy sex too much to date a female =)
<sQurl> exclusively that is
<sQurl> hrm, I didn't just say that

* apropos has gone through guys like tissues

<mr_bill> anybody know where I can find standards/measurements/etc for a
  standard 19" rack?

* sQurl creams
<sQurl> screams

<Dianora> I'm allergic to hazelnuts.
<Dianora> and irc nuts.

( not a funny quote, but a good one.  *sniff* )
<humble> you never realize till someone is gone that you don't have any good pictures

* piraeus has used the nick piraeus for 19 years now
<Tskk> 19?
<Tskk> jesus christ
<Tskk> i turn 19 in 5 days.
* piraeus sighs
<piraeus> stop making me feel old tsk

<Tsk> but yea she was good.  it's always nice to get some on your birthday
<Tsk> ACK
* Tsk POUNDS THE SHIT OUT OF HIS TAB KEY
<habit-ais> HAHAHA
<Tsk> fuck
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<Ayatollah:#eu-opers> harro peeperz how all u ?  i am an ayatorrah flom china.
<Ayatollah:#eu-opers> i am vely vely holny

<humble> habit's not gonna get any tonight
<Tskk> habit - tomorrow

<ParaGod> yo no se hablo espanol y macarena y tacos

<ttol> 1000 clones
<ttol> can u kill?

<sQurl> mother fucking son of a bitching...