Disclaimer:  DO NOT READ if you,
   1) Do not have a sense of humor
   2) Cannot take things with a grain of salt
   3) Do not appreciate sick, crass humor
   4) Have problems with immaturity





Killrmeta: did i come out of the slut machine?

 Marillion: fucking neuts took our old base
 Marillion: FUCK neuts
 Araise: they aren't people.

<Killrmeta> I'm all pink and pretty

<Seps> congrats on 220 killr
<Loster> ofn

Ahketon: haha theres porn called sex treck: the next penetration

 Ahketon: I used a byom blade once to chop off my balls, put them into a blender,
     blended them into a paste, which i then spread over toast and ate
 Qualityone: lmao
 Qualityone: haha
 Ahketon: But that was some time ago
 Nethelus1: I'm going to go find the nearest toilet now
 Qualityone: haha
 Qualityone: i'm still lol'n from that
 Nethelus1: and proceed to upchuck everything I've ate since the age of 6
 Ahketon: Dont knock it till you try it

Professorcox: i own that shade ;p
Professorcox: he don't want none of the cock dun dun dun

*** Lun has changed the topic on channel #Professionals to NT professionals--always two there are.
            A Masta and an apprentice.

 Pholdier: we are at mordeth ent
 Loster: Legion has 13 people on if ya want more assitance
 Amerz: I don't think they will want to kill mordeth
 Loster: lol oh yeah!
 Amerz: the whole facting thing
 Amerz: kinda bad for em :P
 Loster: selfish fuckers

Pholdier: wtf. there's no "z" in dildo

<Neth> I don't read
<Neth> that would require intelligence

Pandemic: I need something ineteresting to read on the web while I camp. any ideas?
Pandemic: nothing gross please
Oujikage: define gross

[Leekong]: money sir pales i have no clothes and i need to feed my child bob

Nijea: whos drops Gemini's Double Band of Linked Information
Loster: "I think aquarius drops that"

 Gridhound: i'm working at the strip club again so my nights are kinda limited to tues
            ,wed,sunday
 Loster: rough life GH
 Oujikage: i bet u put on a good show GH :)
 Loster: ^
 sheffy|work: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
 sheffy|work: holy shit oujikage
 sheffy|work: that was awesome


Avmor: I wonder what a bald scrotum would feel like

<Hell> a girl with hairy chest, huge cock and big nuts:P

<Masta> nothing wrong in kissing a guy ;p

 Loster: when Sheff gets back...
 Loster: we can all suck his cock for keys

[Tower Battle Outcome] Notum Wars Update: The Neutral organization Keepers
 do like Lapdances lost their base in Holes in the Wall.

 <Ultraown> you be amazed how much money you can make off of fat people

 [ao] Entropyone: be there in two shakes of a lambs tail
 [ao] Araise: lambs have tails?
 [ao] Stuntiliator: yes
 [ao] Araise: this..
 [ao] Araise: this changes everything
 [ao] Rubytempest: haha

 Docsolid: we can discuss it over breakfast sometime
 Docsolid: but i can't go out tonight
 Nethelus1: hehe
 Docsolid: ;)
 Inmani: y not fly
 Inmani: mom says it too late?
 Nethelus1: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 Docsolid: yeah i'm really only 7
 Docsolid: i have curfew

 Docsolid: oh hell yeah
 Docsolid: i'm definitely a top
 Docsolid: altho this one girl is trying to explore that
 Docsolid: she's convinced i'll like to have the prostate milked
 Nethelus1: I don't think I could bear to have anything going up my ass

 Zenel: PERMISSION TO EXECUTE
 Siphonx: *bends over*

[Team] Vainroc: i'm gonna roll the car window down brb
[Team] Kyau: that has to be in the top 5 most random things i've ever heard while xp'ing

Pandelerium: i realized something today in class
Pandelerium: i'm still smarter than just about everyone

Wenatric: SON OF A SHIT

 [irc] akarah: still being ksed
 [ao] Rubytempest: what mob is it ur killing
 [ao] Gefjun: the fucking mob that drops the fucking note
 [ao] Gefjun: for the adonis garden key
 [ao] Rubytempest: i could go supernova on its ass
 [ao] Gefjun: im so pissed right now
 [ao] Gefjun: if i was a packet kiddie, canada wouldn't have internet connectivity atm

Kyau: how big is your
Kyau: damage shield
Hardride: haha
Hardride: big
Kyau: rofl
Hardride: lol

 <akarah> sheffy
 <akarah> ryan
 <akarah> naked men
 <akarah> naked straight men?
 <akarah> what makes ryans client beep
 <Vaincor> hot nekid men

 <araise> on the plus side
 <araise> it creates a big area for hilarity to occur
 <araise> kinda like when you die and get cremated
 <araise> then the family cat knocks over your urn
 <araise> ashes all over the place
 <araise> = LOL

 Kyau: i wish i could try out foreskin for a day.
 Kita: well thats certainly offtopic! :)
 Kyau: haha
 Kita: but on that note: ditto
 Kyau: lol

[Team] Tereks: Inf duel me ?
[Team] Tereks: lol
[Team] Infinitynova: lol :o
[Team] Pandelerium: lol. you'd go down like paris hilton

 Pandelerium: I want mark

[Team] Kyau: pholdier seems FAR too proper for anything gay-related
[Team] Pandelerium: lol. I sucked my share of cock in my day
[Team] Hardride: bahaha
[Team] Kyau: WHAT
[Team] Kyau: hahahahahha W H A T
[Team] Pandelerium: you said I was too proper. proving you wrong

[Team] Hardride: it's getting hot in here!!!@@!!!!
[Team] Kyau: my clothes are already off!
[Team] Hardride: bahahah
[Team] Pandelerium: I'm just wearing panties
[Team] Kyau: hahahahahahahaha
[Team] Kyau: WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH PHOLDIER
[Team] Hardride: you freak
[Team] Hardride: ahhaha
[Team] Hardride: lol

<Cheeze|Work> lets talk about the sweat that occurs between the under side
  of my ballsack and the flat part on the way to my asshole
<lor> grundle sweat 
<lor> eww
<Cheeze|Work> hell yea
<lor> ill lick it off
<lor> *slurp*
<Cheeze|Work> i'm sure you would
<lor> I would
<lor> thats the best sweat
<Cheeze|Work> yes
*** Fly has left channel #albot

 Lementhia: ********* GRRAATTSSS  ************
 Lementhia: lol, slight mt there
 Hardride: grats on the mt
 Lementhia: I'm quite impressed by it

 [org] Kennan: wow i'm not used to being so gimp
 [org] Cheeze: lol
 [org] Cheeze: ok thats defenty not aaron but ryan :P
 [org] Cheeze: aaron got used to his gimpnes <3

Foodaddy3: Stuck-resolve command not allowed while standing. wtf i am sitting

[Team] Kyau: where did you go?
[Team] Hardride: checking around the corner
[Team] Hardride: thought there was some spiders here
[Team] Kyau: dumbass
[Team] Kyau: just kidding :P
[Team] Hardride: what?
[Team] Hardride: i kill you adv
[Team] Kyau: I ADV I CANT DIE
[Team] Hardride: hahaha

Heroess: Bah... shades always go at it from behind... no wonder Sheffy made a Shade alt :p

 Snakeyees: TONS of omni Pol ARK members at OA grid
 Snakeyees: something going on
 Sliverbane: shoot them
 Snakeyees: cant
 Snakeyees: already tried
 Sliverbane: try harder

 Katrinams3: wtb man whore woot
 Katrinams3: want to be*

<chadan> haha oops
<chadan> not supposed to be in the arena i guess while they are doing this
<chadan> GM bitched at me in german

 Hellslayr: hmmmm think I'm going to make a alt named Kissme "Whereit" Smellsfunny:P

 [ao] Emeraldis: does the machine in HQ add to B&E??
 [ao] Emeraldis: or am i actually going to need Snake for something for a change... j/k
 [ao] Snakeyees: whoot
 [ao] Snakeyees: im usefull
 [irc] sheffy|work: quoted

<Cheeze|Work> and uhh i'm not a retard
<Cheeze|Work> dumb bitch
<lor|sleepingwitheric> you are so
<lor|sleepingwitheric> only a retard would chase a happily married woman
<sheffy> HAPPILY MARRIED?
<Cheeze|Work> HAPPILY
* sheffy chokes
<Cheeze|Work> HAHAHAHAAHAH
* Cheeze|Work fucking dies
<lor|sleepingwitheric> HAHAHAHA

Nethelus1: I'm not racist, I own a color TV :x

Snakeyees: who rearrnged the glass in the HQ from SF to EAD

<lor> ooh soorry, I seemed to have drooled on your shit
<lor> SHIRT
<lor> fuck
<lor> me 
<lor> god 
<lor> damnit

[Team] Sheffy: i usually get lucky with things i dont want
[Team] Sheffy: take these gloves, for instance :P
[Team] Loster: like girls?
[Team] Loster: LOL AHAH!
[Team] Sheffy: that was really quite witty

[All Towers] The omni organization Team Bukkake [TB] just entered
  a state of war!  Siemen attacked the clan organization New Order's
  tower in Andromeda at location (4407, 909).

* sun considers posting a 'what weapon?'-thread in the doc forum
<sheffy> lunette knows how to screw with my sanity

<aaronb> I need better speakers
<aaronb> I need to convert one of the bedrooms into a subwoofer

Divos: i wanna be just like sheffy at 220 (minus all the gay love)

<aaronb> I had this random dream last night that we were
  all packed nekkid into a queen sized bed
<aaronb> what a fucking nightmare

Nethelus1: having another guy's balls in your mouth is disgusting

<esisper> omg oh no you didn't

<killr> one of the last songs they played was "we are the champions"
  and it rained confetti from the ceiling
<killr> the shirtless dudes in the moshpit got covered in it cause it
  got stuck to their sweaty backs
<sheffy> and you got hard
<killr> yeah I had a raging boner seeing skinny pale boys shirtless
<killr> if your gonna go shirtless at least have some muscle to show

<aaronb> I don't really care to look at fat women bent over in
   bathtubs shitting aliens

<sheffy> its too long
<lor> thats what he said

<stu> i got a fro down there
<stu> i should stick a pick in it
<stu> and be like wut up g

<aaronb> there's this bird outside
<aaronb> he has a 6 inch pice of string
<aaronb> one end of it is in his beak
<aaronb> the other end is stuck in his foot
<aaronb> and whenever he tries to move, he stumbles and stops again
<aaronb> he's just out in my back yard tripping over himself
<aaronb> it's rather comical

<sheffy> where you at
<esisper> just started 
<esisper> 1min into it
<sheffy> k
<esisper> oh Im in san diego
<sheffy> oh good, cuz i'll be there soon
<sheffy> hey
<sheffy> wanna meet up and stuff?
<sheffy> since i'll be in town
<esisper> umm
<esisper> I dunno
<esisper> a/s/l
<sheffy> ROFL

<sheffy> armin spun this last night, jen.. and it blew the roof off the club
<lor> fuck
<esisper|werk> better then pvd?
<lor> I wouldnt know, I didnt get to see armin spin
* aaronb tosses jennifer an empty tissue box
<lor> hahaha

<aaronb> how about I grab a fistful of your hair with one hand,
   your hip with my other, and pump you against the side of your bed?

<aaronb> my ass pucker strength exceeds your thrusting power

<aaronb> thou shalt have no bigger dicks before me

<stu> if you lube you are noob

<sheffy> aaron has a good memory
<sheffy> and a tiny penis
<sheffy> :(
<Greywolf> omg pwnd
<aaronb> it's |---| long
<aaronb> Scale: - = 1 inch
<sheffy> haha
<Greywolf> i know clits biger then that 
<sheffy> hahahahahahaha

Twinke: welcome to fucking Rk cause you you fall through solid objects

[Team] Killrmeta: these dicks are everywhere
{Team] Killrmeta: i had like 5 of them on me

Crowstinger: whats mp's cast on mordeth so people dont die?
<sheffy-> !whois crowstinger
<relay>  "Crowstinger"  (Level 213 / AI Level 0) is a male Solitus Fixer, Clan, Member
  of Synergy Factor

 Loster: WHY DO STUPID PEOPLE TALK?
 Loster: fuck

 Corvain: for a fag, sheffy sure knows how to pick out the girls

[Team] Inmani: when i first saw sheffy pics i knew something had to be wrong with him

<killr> I've been playing with it for 2 hours

<aaronb> when someone within two zones of me dies
<aaronb> I'm filled with guilt
<aaronb> it's like "Sheffy wouldn't have let that happen"

 [Sfbot] Advocator: Reinforced Gauntlets
 [Sfbot] Arnakeuse: 1248 agi hmm :P
 [Sfbot] Lynaera: oh cool I just need 6 more expansions

 [fap] Gefjun: lol
 [fap] Gefjun: im rolling a doc
 [fap] Gefjun: Geffy
 [fap] Loster: hahaha
 [irc] sheffy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

<akarah> haha i said killr and straight in the same sentence!
<akarah> ROFL
<sheffy> bahaha

<stu> will you fondle me sheffeh
<lor> I will fondle you stu
<stu> shwing
<lor> along with shoving misc items down your pants
<stu> like pens
<stu> i can never keep track of pens

<lor> find me a hot woman and you can watch me get laid

<aaronb> but I have a /ignorewhore command in my irc script

Xazmit: 300 noobs in WA Forces Your NCU to Run Massive Fucking Wall of
   Unnecessary Lag. You were nerfed for 3FPS.

 Wrangeline: I have calculated the exact amount of time I can stand still
   before I get a wrangle request
 Wrangeline: if I run past oa wompah without stopping I get nothing but
   the average time I can stand still is 1.7 seconds
 Tergx: use kitty graft and /anon dork :p
 Wrangeline: 3.4 seocnds if I have wolfgraft activated
 Wrangeline: I am anon. Without anon I go LD

<stu> damn dog is beggin for a piece of my hotdog

<tooner> whats best prof then?
<Iriche> tooner: nT
<Iriche> nt rocks!
<Iriche> afk now

<tooner> whats the highest pvp title you can get?
<zenzelezz> "sploiter"
<Iriche> lol
<tooner> lol
<ShadowGod> "BANNED"

[fap] Asillyoh: anyone have a ga3 laying around that they want too sell
[fap] Cedx: let me check my bags of spare GA
[fap] Cedx: not
[fap] Asillyoh: ha ha
[fap] Corvain: why don't you just go to the GA tree like the rest of us do?
[fap] Asillyoh: ga tree wheres that at

<daaveg> so why did haminie get banned?
<akarah> for being a shithead, i am guessing.

*** _Xerox_ (~Opteron@dynamic-216-211-1-94.tbaytel.net) has joined channel #anarchyonline
<_Xerox_> can anyone help me?
<Miravlix> I can't find the mind reading hat, who had it last?

<Banyon> I love being a MP... my pets are like the retarded children I never had...

 [irc] Cheeze: my ballz need you
 [irc] Cheeze: lol !
 [irc] Cheeze: was talkin to sheffy hahahah wrong guild chat
 [fap] Cint: dork
 [irc] Cheeze: i do it like once a frickin day

 [fap] Foodaddy3: When i started playing Sheffy and Cheeze were like gods...
 [fap] Foodaddy3: we just looked at them and went wow....

<Cox> FUCK
<Cox> i just emailed my boss from one of my lycos accounts. And it says the NAme is Cock Sampson

<MetaFae> Finally I hit level 15 so no more ip crunch, at least for now :D

<reme> shavic u can practice your /backflip skills on me
<sheffy> remedie is like a perpetually dripping beer tap
<reme> haha!!
<sheffy> she's all about sexual misconduct
<reme> it's troo
<reme> use me
* sheffy backflips repeatedly
* reme squirts!
* Elucidate takes pictures
<reme> i squirt heineken
<sheffy> LOL
<reme> i'm pretty talented

<Chanell> you do realize that german and american number rows couldn't be much
   more different, right?
<Mek|work> Does 1 come before the 9?
<Chanell> no but the symbols differ greatly
<Mek|work> what the hell kind of nonsense are you bastards pushing
<Chanell> you don't even have an AltGr button
<Mek|work> I do too
<Mek|work> uh, whatever it is
<Mek|work> and it's better than yours
<Chanell> haha

Nubs: sheffy is a closet Hetero

<CoxTr0x> first uncircumsized cawk ive seen..
<CoxTr0x> lolz

 [fap] Docsolid: omg
 [fap] Docsolid: i just buffed some random noob with SFA before they asked
 [irc] sheffy: my head hurts, stop it :P
 [fap] Docsolid: and it reminded me of the first time i met sheffy
 [fap] Docsolid: he BUFFED me without me even asking
 [fap] Docsolid: and i came
 [fap] Docsolid: and that was it
 [fap] Cint: awwww
 [irc] sheffy: hahahahahahaha

<sheffy> it's not going to be just me there
<Meurgen> i will look into it though. sounds like fun. :)
<sheffy> you'll be safe
<Meurgen> i feel safe with you around. it's ok.
<Meurgen> with your big strong arms
<sheffy> <3
<Meurgen> rippling muscles
<Meurgen> hold me!
<sheffy> caress my face!
<Meurgen> lick my anus!
<Meurgen> err
<sheffy> wow
<Meurgen> shit i ruined the moment again

<sheffie> i'm just having a hard time envisioning you cuddling with a woman on the couch
<sheffie> no offense
<aaronb> I'd rather just masturbate

<lor> hey fuckers
<sheffy> sup jennifer
<Xaz> hey cum queen
<sheffy> LOL
<lor> hahaha

<sheffy> i'll feed you on new years
<sheffy> since you'll be so drunk you can't move your hands
<aaronb> my mind went to a really sick place with that
<sheffy> HAHAHAHAHA

Innersanctum: lol was giving blood the other day and the lady asks me if i
  ever had sex with a man
Innersanctum: i almost busted out laughing

<gwend> i dont jack off to lors pic
<gwend> much

 Loster: tho Sheffy is the prettiest one
 sheffy: so i've been told by many
 Xaz: lol
 Loster: that kinda scared me
 Xaz: he called me out for calling him pretty
 Xaz: if he had tits, id hit it
 Loster: lol
 Arnakeuse: lol
 Logik1: rofl

<Xaz> Sheffy is pretty for a guy
<Xaz> hes clean

* Joins: Liily (rivotgodde@hidden-48B4A8D.dksnco01.tn.comcast.net)
<Liily> omg
<Liily> YOU ALL ARE SO CUTE!
<Liily> except Xazmit.

<cott|wrk> matt likes to hit on 10 year olds... so that'll get him in good with them
<Meurgen> definitely
<Meurgen> i love those non defined curves

<aaronb> william mugging with all the guys at ruby skye was making me hawt
<sheffy> oh shit

<sheffy> and my nose is dripping like a penis with ghonnorea
<sheffy> fucking colds.
<Boo> lol awesome

 Alexea: oh shit premature perkjackulation
 Alexea: blah mt

<Killr|Work> and I did 4 balls + 8 all at once

<Xaz> Id put the dick on 5 of the 7 dwarves

<Xaz> I support bush as a president, not as body hair

<Hep> I did all of the above, including sheffy

<More-work> who is cere?
<Soly> cere sux thats who
<More-work> ah cool

<Xaz> omg I married a transvestite

<sheff> such a woman
<lor> I cant help it ;)
<lor> I was born this way
<lor> I was born fucked up like all women are
<sheff> you can say that again
<lor> we seriously have something wrong with our brains
<sheff> i agree
<lor> I knew you would
<Mekura> We should commemorate what lorah just said
<sheff> bwahaha ok this isn't how this conversation was expected to go
<Mekura> I think it's very important for our survival
<Killr|Work> <lor> I was born fucked up like all women are
<Killr|Work> omg ^^^
<Xaz> omg bump for women being nuts

<aaronb> I'm sitting here
<aaronb> in my $14 chair
<aaronb> crying because you called me cheap

<Soly> cumming on my leg, what the fuck was that nigger thinking

<Killr|work> we need to make a penis jizzing on boobs in the hq
<Killr|work> wtb lots of lava lamps

<Killr|work> ...
<Killr|work> blow me
<Killr|work> I mean
<Killr|work> get bent
<Killr|work> errr
<Killr|work> damnit
<Killr|work> nothing works on you
* Killr|work slowly walks away
<sheffy> you've got nothing
<Killr|work> I know
<Killr|work> damn your gayness

<Cheeze|Work> hey
<Cheeze|Work> aaron
<aaronb> yes?
<Cheeze|Work> ha
<Cheeze|Work> you have like a notify on ?
<aaronb> no
<Cheeze|Work> oh
<Cheeze|Work> just waiting at my beck and call?
** long pause **
<aaronb> I'm sitting here staring at this window waiting for you to
  speak, just in case you are addressing me
<Cheeze|Work> ahhh

<shuuji> its huge :<
<Cox|Work> boy if i had a nickel
<sheffy> hahaha cox

Pimpernickel: I saw a girl fire an orange out of her ass

Frigidflames: I'll take fuck this guy in the ass for $800 Alex.

<Meurgen> if i was gay i'd like a boyfriend i could dominate
<Meurgen> look at him
<sheffy> hahahahahahaha
<Meurgen> i can't believe
<Meurgen> i just said that.

<lor> stfu and bend over
<lor> take it like a man
<Cheeze> woman
<Cheeze> take it like a woman

 Nubs: OMFG
 Nubs: FUCK FUCK FUCK
 Nubs: i just deleted my dragon chest STUPID FUCKING GAME

<demn> that's one enviable thing females get to experience
<demn> shaving their legs then going to bed with silk sheets.........that must own hard
<sheffy> ...............................
<demn> lol 

[Team] Eowyyn: OMG i forgot to get my son from school omfg gotta run

Beardedone3: it's not who you know but whom you blow

[Team] Sheffy: HOLY SHIT YOU'RE A CHICKEN
[Team] Sheffy: like, a male rooster
Sheffy shouts: A COCK :[
Sheffy shouts: err mt
[Team] Loster: lol
[Team] Sheffy: lmao

<Cheeze> HAHA
<Cheeze> mUAHAH
<Cheeze> h
<Cheeze> QA
<Cheeze> A
<Cheeze> QA~
<Cheeze> QUALITY ASSURANCE
<Cheeze> ha

<bananana> Health & Fitness Club Tycoon (c) E-Games
<bananana> woah, they're running out of tycoon games

 Askiles: must sux to get you as kick buy somon who cant even spel then hu ? 
 Mickbinda: what? i cant understand your retarded spelling 
 Zanderzs: Mickbinda what the fuck are you talking about plain spelling you cant
    even understand the concept of Fuck Off
 Askiles: pawnd lol

Valkress: how about I turn u all into leets and u pull copies of AI out my ass

 Beardedone3: opinions are like azzholes every one has one

<sheffy> "Hey aaron, what needs to happen to get you to install and log into AO again?"
<aaronb> hahahaha

[18:39] <aaronb> I have to get this done :/
[18:39] <sheffy> then just sit down and plow through it so you can have some alone time
[18:39] <sheffy> by alone time i mean fap time
[18:39] <sheffy> if your 3 incher isn't too chafed
[18:39] <aaronb> maybe that will help
[18:39] <aaronb> afk
[18:39] <aaronb> back
[18:39] <sheffy> how was it?
[18:39] <aaronb> short lived

<Cheeze|Work> holy fucking chocolates batman

<Cheeze|Work> sheffy i want yer cock

Crit: You tried to hit General - Rimah'Khaz, but missed!
 You tried to hit General - Rimah'Khaz, but missed!
 You tried to hit General - Rimah'Khaz, but missed!
 You tried to hit General - Rimah'Khaz, but missed!
 You tried to hit General - Rimah'Khaz, but missed!
 You tried to hit General - Rimah'Khaz, but missed!
 You tried to hit General - Rimah'Khaz, but missed
Crit: i think i should stick to exploiting

<sheffy> just don't turn into wigz
<Chanell> my point exactly
<Chanell> i'll do my best not to go that way
<bananana> if i ever do, please kill me
* Quits: bananana (lol@VtS-3D6AC28E.customer.alfanett.no) (Killed (sheffy (.)))

[Synergy Factor] Eveningchaps: Greetings citizens of rubika, please do not do anything. It causes bugs.

<gwend> wtf man
<gwend> im shittin worms

[Synergy Factor] Bershmifty: 211 agent is asking me if he should max body dev...
[Synergy Factor] Sliverbane: tell him to reroll
[Synergy Factor] Internist: tell him no
[Synergy Factor] Duffer1: haha

Shuuji: fuck you pre-emptievly

<Killr|Work> when sheffy is rich hes gonna come back and be all like "So I got an STI.
  Who wants to suck my dick first"
<gwend> id fight you for his cock
<gwend> :x

<aaronb> sheffy
<aaronb> I know a topic we can argue
<aaronb> ready?
<sheffy> sure aaron go
<aaronb> ok
<aaronb> homosexual marriage is wrong
<sheffy> yes it is
<aaronb> no it isn't
<aaronb> fucker
<sheffy> haha
<Meurgen> hahahaahahahahah
<aaronb> done
<sheffy> victory!
<Meurgen> omg best argument ever

 Sultanx: just gotta rp dude ..like now im saving our 200 base from a nasty Wrathspouter
  infestation

<Mohwned> nerf ambiguity :D wtb access to beat
<Mohwned> lol beta

<Morelian> i would only go where people are civilized
<Chanell> that coming from an american is insanely funny

 Eowyyn: strip down and get sweaty
 Sheffy: !
 Shadytrade: ??
 Eowyyn: lol MT!!!!!
 Liily: hawt
 Demnspawnt: wtb that channel she's talking to

<chaddan> i'm not too sure about the whole dildo in the urethra thing
<chaddan> it's like he's gay but didn't get instrutions

::::: Innersanctum ( level 220 Keeper ) logged on - If i die before i wake, then that will
        fucking suck.

<aaronb> a fucking wolf named Cuddles just growled at me :(

[Pabot] Highsummoner: when does is come back i miss his comments about baby jesus

<Cox> ok who wants to watch my browneye wink

<sheffy> soly != straight 
<Soly> wtf
<Soly> I have a sister

[Nwnet] Zoxx0: hey where is grid terminal in tir? :P haha never been there

<sheldon> storms forums scare me :(
<sheldon> i don't think i speak the same kind of english they do

<mantra> i wish i was 400lbs...if i lost that much I might be able to get a date
<kaiosama> sexy.
<mantra> if you only could see me
<mantra> i always play naked

<sheldon> Hey everyone! Have you ever wanted to hang out with the coolest people in AO but not
       known where to find them because you're not good enough? Now you can join #MR and make
       that possible! :P
<sheffy> hahahahahahahahahaha
* sheffy coughs, chokes
<sheldon> haha

[Nwnet] Filijokkus: GET ON TOP OF ME

 Loster: lol Darkbane
 Loster: #1 kissass Ive ever seen
 Loster: ever
 Loster: he shits out his nose I bet

[Ziracrat]: your laughter has awakend the wrath of the pink pony princesses!

<Killrmeta> I HAVE A PENIS ON MY NIPPLE!!

(sheffy) guess what i got this morning
(sheffy) :P
<Soly> a dildo?
<Mohwned> lol
(sheffy) no, got that 2 1/2 years ago
<Soly> rofl
(sheffy) never used it tho
<Mohwned> hhahaha
(sheffy) too big
(sheffy) :\
<Soly> is it the black model?
<animosity> wt
(sheffy) it was pink
(sheffy) i threw it away
(sheffy) :P
<animosity> just relax
<animosity> and use some lube
<animosity> with the shits i take
<Mohwned> lol
<animosity> i could take 3 black men if i tried
<Killrmeta> omfg
<Killrmeta> lol
<Soly> dude
<Killrmeta> wtf
<Soly> your not lying
<Soly> are u sheffy
(sheffy) about what?
<Soly> I thought u weren't into that
<Soly> buying a dildo
<animosity> better to try it out with yourself and find out you odnt like
<animosity> than with a dude
<animosity> whos horny as fuck
(sheffy) i didn't buy it, it was a present.  and it didn't "work" for me, so i threw it away
<Killrmeta> lol!
<Soly> rofl
<Killrmeta> good point gwend
<Mohwned> lol
<Mohwned> wait did sheffy ever say what he actually got?

Tolbat: Why would i go to www.gaschamber.net? if ther is one page on the internet
  that sound like a nazi page its Gaschamber.net.............

Shuuji: Maar's Yellow Belt of Double Penetration

<Fax> could do him =|

 Valkress: Rcunts
 Valkress: mt
 sheffy: ROFL
 Fapsar: haha

<nitedog> pfft
<nitedog> i excercise
<nitedog> i walk from my house to my car every day

<demn> i'd fuck any of you for 1 million dollars

<nitedog> i used to get off on san tomas

<bananana> i'm too embarrased about my tiny penis to be nude on tape :(

To [patk9]: 50 mil for goc, enter roll for me
[Patk9]: i cant be bought :p
To [Patk9]: bs
To [Patk9]: name your price !
[Patk9]: There is no price on honor!
To [Patk9]: I smell bullshit !
To [Patk9]: My head turns red when I talk.
To [Patk9]: Fuck you.
[Patk9]: lol

<shuuji> if I ever would make out with a man it would be you sheffy
<shuuji> <3
<sheffy> thats fucking rad :>

<akarah> duels are funny
<akarah> like why do people duel
<akarah> so stupid
<akarah> "yeah i'm selfbuffed"
<akarah> (hahahaha)

<boco> !tell sheffy FUCK ME
<boco> errrr
<boco> ahaha

 Sultanx: my gaydar went off
 Sultanx: Supersoly

<killrmeta> I kissed my girlfriend after she went down on me
<Coxtrox> lol how you like tastin your own penis?
<killrmeta> it was hawt
<Soly> rofl
<Soly> YOUR CUM WAS HAWT?
<killrmeta> no
<Soly> or the kiss?
<killrmeta> wtf

<Coxtrox> sure beats my dog lickin Peanut butter off my cock 

<killrmeta> I didn't look at his face...too busy examining the penis

<boco`> id make out with sheffy

<aaronb> the cool thing about being a developer is I have the ultimate authority on ideas :p
<Cheeze|Work> aren't you the only one in your company?
<aaronb> well yea
<aaronb> fuck you

 Raci4: (_(_)=======D ~~o ~~o ~~o ~~Bluebawls
 Voxware: damn.. someone got thoroughly nutted on
 Raci4: hit by a milktruck

<gwend2> what the shit man
<gwend2> cds like fucking disappear off my desk to nowhere

<gwend2> i just farted like no bodies bidnez

Sheffy: too much straight talk on gc
Sheffy: plz fix
Innersanctum: i wanna do a guy in the ass who has titties
Shuuji: man this guy on tv is so hot

 Innersanctum: i dont have a white bitch yet
 Innersanctum: a brotha needs a white bitch

 Halaxia: and this is holloween eve ok
 Halaxia: so guess where i spent 7 hours
 Halaxia: surrounded by guys in leather

<Chanell> i'm getting 75 kb/s. damn international connections ;)
<sheffy> yea my 1.4 mbytes/sec sorta blows that out of the water
<sheffy> poor, stupid euros
<Chanell> thank god euros are patient :)
<sheffy> thank god I don't have to be!

<Chanell> oh god
<Chanell> gotham radio just played H.I.M.
<Chanell> afk puking

<aaronb>  ______ 
<aaronb> < test >
<aaronb>  ------ 
<aaronb>      \
<aaronb>       \
<aaronb>           oO)-.                       .-(Oo
<aaronb>          /__  _\                     /_  __\
<aaronb>          \  \(  |     ()~()         |  )/  /
<aaronb>           \__|\ |    (-___-)        | /|__/
<aaronb>           '  '--'    ==`-'==        '--'  '
<aaronb> ok
<aaronb> this was entertaining
<aaronb> back to our regularly scheduled idling

* cEre feels hurt
<Niktorius> you said it didnt hurt 2 hours ago

 Gridhound: ahh you just need some throbbing cawk up in joo and you'll feel better
 Loster: my ass just puckered

<demn> i might secretly like the cawk..........but i'll never like nsync

<Chanell> well chad when you did bomb us we deserved it
<chadan> anyone we bomb deserves it
<chadan> otherwise it wouldn't happen

<Chanell> we only had one retarded kid in our school
<Chanell> we locked him in the drawyer, made him sit in the trash bin and eat chalk

<Mekura> and now there's no one to calm the acolyte
<Mekura> this is going well
<Mekura> oh good
<Mekura> the MP demon is going to calm it

<Chanell> actually it's UNDERsized

Halaxia: thats things freaking huge craft

Innersanctum: hmm time to wack shit

Halaxia: no port id like to grab you
Halaxia: and massage your tesicles with my tongue

Loster: gonna go try and suck my cawk

Offline message from Trilic (Tue 15 Jun 2004 05:34 GMT)
[Trilic]: yeah but your only 18.....i would totally teach u bad things
Offline message from Trilic (Tue 15 Jun 2004 05:34 GMT)
[Trilic]: MT! OMG! lol

<Cheeze> so then i uhh bought these "speedo" brand board shorts
<Cheeze> and they totally like cupped and lifted my ass

 sheffy: god, they were right.  mps do need a nerf
 Trilic: ACK!
 Trilic: shh
 Trilic: no nerf
 Trilic: no and then!
 Andriaaa: and then?

Trilic: shit your harder than sheffy
Cheeze: oh baby

Cheeze|Work: i'm so gonna be black by the end of the day

<nalipoo> he logged out underneath me! ><

<bananana> anything that makes mobs harder = rabs lovin it baby
<nalipoo> rab likes hard things
<bananana> like cocks :D

 Gefjun: its hard sitting here at 199 with so little to go until my biggest problem
    in the game is faction instead of getting 200 ;)
 Gefjun: pretend i just spoke english

<Cz> So, did anybody make an AO version of the badger song yet?
<Cz> "heckler, heckler, heckler, heckler, heckler, heckler, heckler, heckler,
     heckler, heckler, heckler, heckler, key quest, key quest" (repeat)

<Cheeze|Work> the blow up doll ain't cutting it anymore
<Cheeze|Work> even the nostrils are all used up

<Mekura> I want to hit all of these guys you're posting

 Nubs: heh its 7mil from 218-220
 Nubs: i am trying not to shoot myself atm
 sheffy: it took a lot for me not to make a noose out my belt
 Rabeth: gee, you're making me so happy i reactivated
 sheffy: hahahaha
 Nubs: hahah

<Moh> though i will say this: i'm a straight guy and brad pitt is fucking hot.

<Killr|Work> goddamn these nuts taste gross

Demnspawnt: nothing like a lacy undergarment in your jeans to make you feel sexy

 [fap] Nubs: sorry i will try to suck more
 [fap] Nubs: mt
 [fap] Sheffy: !!!
 [irc] akarah: quoted!
 [irc] Molotov: !!!
 [fap] Archaons: lol

<nalika> !whois %t
<relay> Character not found
<nalika> haha
<nalika> i'm so ebay

<Cheeze|Work> hell if i can get guys to cream
<Cheeze|Work> more power to me

[Synergy Factor] Voxware: "and here is your complimentary I cant do shit macro pack"
[Synergy Factor] Voxware: "thankyou for joining ARK"

 [fap] Innersanctum: Lesbian girls going at it give me like this biggest hardon ever
 [fap] Innersanctum: heh
 [fap] Sheffy: Thank you, Craft.

<Reme> i dreamt of Soly last night lolol
<Reme> i dreamt i talked to him ont he phone and he had this totally sexy voice hahahaha

Eveningchaps: It feels like I've been skullfucked by a polarbear.

<sheffy> i'm holding it
<sheffy> i'll take a picture of it next to a ruler

Chanell: well you gotta see... i last a whole 8 seconds...

Nitsobar: i think cz follows me around in invisi mode and fucks with me

<Chanell> are you guys planning to kick me or something?
<Chanell> i've seen "<person> <3 Chanell" in alarming amounts lately.
<sheffy> <3 chanell
<Chanell> !!!!!!!!!

 <Killr|Work> yeah a bachelor for sheffy would pwn
 <Killr|Work> have guys and chicks

 Advocator: I hate goin into the fuckin sauna at the gym...you feel all proud when
   you walk in at first...you got an old man..all shrivled and nasty...then a younger guy
   still can't beat ya...suddenly a black guy walks in w/ a fuckin garden hose hanging
   down...makes me wanna barf

<Saybel|work> i want an Iraqi as a pet :D
<Saybel|work> he can bite at peoples ankles

[fap] Innersanctum: Sheffy if they make gay marriage legal, can i be the best man
  at your wedding?
[irc] sheffy: who says i'm marrying a male?
[fap] Gefjun: sheffy will marry a female and just have a hot pool boy

<Ramp> wtf pancocks
<wal> lol
<sheffy> HAHAHAHA

Sultanx: Craft + Sheffy = Shaft?

Attacking The Beast...
Executing Nano Program: Uncontrollable Body Tremors.
The Beast was unaffected by your Uncontrollable Body Tremors.
Attacked by The Beast!
Your damage shield hit The Beast for 8 points of damage.
The Beast hit you for 8653 points of energy damage.
Your damage shield hit The Beast for 8 points of damage.
The Beast hit you for 9607 points of energy damage.
Nanoprogram Deathless Blessing terminated.

[Team] Lifestyle: please have the crat take my spot ;p
[Team] Bluebawls: ur leaving me sheff?
[Team] Lifestyle: i need to log, badly.  5.5 hours of sleep is horrible ;p
[Team] Bluebawls: who will i hit on
Frigidflames looks at locol
[Team] Bluebawls: locol u look sexy in that cape

 Innersanctum: i Downloaded the wrong p0rn vid last nite, was sick. some chick was
     pooping all over a guys face, then she peed in his mouth
 Meylinda: arrr
 Advocator: lol
 Meylinda: craft stop talking plz
 Meylinda: omg
 Avence: you watched it long enough to see all that? :)
 sheffy: OWNED

<boco> but seriously, i couldnt get my trader past lvl 3

[Team] Cheeze: "I made ryan a man"
[Team] Sheffy: oh my god

 Falcontalon: apparently im not that fat though cuz at the harley dealership
   when i was looking at jackets, they said icould see myfeet and that was
   uncommon
 Meylinda: haha
 Meylinda: yea
 Meylinda: i don't even remember how many toes i have

 Sheffy: sk is sooo my balls
 Trilic: round smooth and delecious?

Okonkwo has joined your organization.
Sheffy: I MISSSSSSED YOUUUUUUUUUU %T
Sheffy: dammit
Sheffy: that was impersonal
Loster: lol
Beardedone: wb :)
Okonkwo: hahahahah

<bananana> so what drama have i missed?
<demn> craft had sex
<bananana> with a woman?

 Cheeze|Work: sooo holy shit guys
 Cheeze|Work: advo was already semi cool
 Cheeze|Work: now he's just plain pimp
 Lyddea: cheeze has hardon
 Cheeze|Work: hell yea i do

<cott|wrk> wtb pre-teen masturbation forum :x

<bananana> germans :/
<Chanell> what?
<Chanell> where?
<bananana> there!
<Chanell> lies

<Cheeze|Work> soly reminds me of boco and killrmeta
<Soly> hows that
<boco> how so
<Cheeze|Work> just sorta got that same personality
<Cheeze|Work> kinda retarted
<Cheeze|Work> and annoying

Zulio: splwege = slow in norweigan

 Falcontalon: im not gay, but if i just got out of the shower, and my girl wanted to
     do butt play while giving me head
 Falcontalon: id do it prolly
 Falcontalon: ....someone else typed that

<Chanell> sleeping with your wife just distracts her from the kitchen, durrr
<Chanell> get a girlfriend

<wigz|eat> he liketh teh cawk!
<wigz|eat> wtb some meat with my potatoes!
<wigz|eat> RARRR!

<Ramp> found a bug

Sultanx: omg your backdoor is so uber!

 Demongodess: damn thats hot
 Demongodess: i can see ur cameltoe
 Demongodess: nice

 Nubs: hmm zone i zone int training area of by2 WA...and the sign says Not Sure what
    to Do...just ask the guide...BUT THER IS NOT FUCKING GUIDE
 Nubs: because of this, i am forced to kill the gaurd too

<wigz> my ass is full of shit atm

<cott> "we are currently experiencing high call volume"
<cott> . . .
<sheffy> hahaha
<cott> maybe if you fix your fucking shit. . .

<bersh> my world is crumbling around my feet, sheffy's not gay, nals not a dood
<Mekura> I'm a lesbian
* bersh kills himself

 bananana: wish my luck, its time to see scooby doo 2, i might not return with my
      sanity still intact
 gwend: dude
 Varisan: ........
 gwend: :|
 Vines: Rab, don't man. There's so much to live for.

 sheffy: hey advocator we're talking about you on irc.  owned.
 Advocator: ./flip
 gwend: sheffy is jacking off to you
 gwend: hes all like yank yank yank
 gwend: rich boys make me so horny
 gwend: and cott is like japanese stickers on ricers make me so hony me wuv
   myself wong time

<Variorum> i'd have gay sex for 5K

<Cheeze> well yea i think imma stop SL
<Cheeze> and do missions for awhile
<Cheeze> i miss them haha not really but sure

 Akarah: Rust-pitted Ring WOOT omg (QL100)
 Innersanctum: score
 Frigidflames: grats aka
 Akarah: tri plumbo EAT MY BALLS

Innersanctum: read harry potter
Innersanctum: good book
Chanell: craft stop being white

 [Dwagon]: wow engineers get two things at low levels in SL's
 [Dwagon]: jack and shit

<nitedog> i just checked with a few people
<nitedog> and apparently, MC hammer is no longer cool

 Sheffy: ARE THERE ANY SK SPOTS OPEN FOR A 195 FIXER IN ADONIS?
 Sheffy: ANYONE, PLEASE, ANYONE
 Drkaosxi: lol sheffy, lfg?
 Sheffy: NO, DO I SOUND LIKE I'M LFG?

 Innersanctum: killr im black, correcting me makes me think im not smart

 Mrbruce: my dic sucks, he cant kill nothin
 Mrbruce: doc even

Nitedog: i have never done him myself

<bersh> ok what's the trick to finding an SK team?
<sheffy> 150+ lfg channel
<bersh> there just bashing messman on that channel
<sheffy> as they should be

* wigz fap fap fap
* wigz watches notum come out.
<Laereth> ..
<wigz> you asked :D

<Moh> put up the cat one! i think i'm hot in that pic
      http://www.ravers.org/pics/LA/vssfos03/dscn3644.jpg

Etacarinae: I've got AO elbow...

<aaronb> it doesn't matter what they look like... what matters is the phatz

 Cynesyn: Battle.net is like 60% 12 year olds.
 Albedo: and 40% koreans
 Albedo: KEKEKEKE BABA
 Cynesyn: BABA PK ^^
 Butwalrus: KEKEKE ZERG :(((((

<demn> i don't want to fuck guys that look cool

<bananana> if you get spunk all over your face you're usually on the recieving end

 Craftmarks: ill make love to sheffy is a tub of melted baby swiss cheese
 <sheffy> i *hate* swiss cheese

[Nwchat] Sheffy: Sorry Red, we played hard.. 
[Nwchat] Messman: I know. Thanks Sheffy. The effort is what matters at least.

Innersanctum: i want a girl to lick my ass so i can fart in her face
Innersanctum: cause i think if your doing a chick in the ass and it starts geting good and
   she farts right as you cum, it would FEEL GOOD
Sfnet: <sheffy> ..................
Vickie: uhm
Remedie: omfg
Saxon: totally .........
Whosyoudaddy: some one take the porn off crafts comp
Libtec: lol

Nethelus1: LOLOLOLOLOLOL the tank in my team fell asleep

<Wal> ok which 1 of you assholes if pegleg1
<sheffy> why wal? :p
<Wal> they killed k.f.c's base and sent me tells ;(
<sheffy> haha
<Wal> now im hungry again
<sheffy> owned

<bananana> ye gods, theres lots of women sticking bananas up their vaginer

<sheffy> !whois chanell
<stfutil> Chanell is a level 200 Clan Doctor.  Veteran of Synergy Factor.
<sheffy> rofl
* sheffy dies

<sheffy> chanell !  
<sheffy> you remember this?
<sheffy> http://www.gaschamber.net/ao/ss/12-30-02/we-have-problems.jpg
<Chanell> hahahaha! yea i remember asmo wearing my underwear
<sheffy> haha

 Shaquanza: i got shocked wiith a cattle prod otnight talkin about this dudes mom
 Shaquanza: guy i work with his mom came into night and she was fine
 Shaquanza: i told him id fuck her silly
 Chadan: wtf shocks people with a cattle prod
 Chadan: get new friends
 Shaquanza: and kept goin on about it
 Shaquanza: and was like would i call you son
 Shaquanza: and as i walked off he shocked my ass
 Trilic: milfs rule

Innersanctum: Sheffy it boils down to what you like, Tergx who has slept around,
  or me, some virgin ass
Tergx: my ass is tight
Innersanctum: mine is too
Sfnet: <Soly> jesus christ
Innersanctum: i bet sheffy's is wide as a baseball

 [All Towers] The omni organization OMG Nerf Clan Shadow Breeds! just entered
   a state of war!  Dexitrous attacked the clan organization Storm's tower in
   Eastern Fouls Plain at location (2014, 846).

 Innersanctum: im black, i doublt ill live past 50

Docdurrr: I have a friend who was doin his girlfirend in the ass when her mom
 walked in from out of town unexpectedly to see them doing that, he pulled out
 too fast, and she shit all over him, then he threw up all over her after she
 shit on him.

 Loster: Wanna SK CZ?
 Loster: oh wait

[Synergy Factor] Sfnet: <trox> sheffy = georg = asmo = cz
[Synergy Factor] Sfnet: <Durrr> CZ = ASMO = GEORG = SHEFFY
[Synergy Factor] Sfnet: <Durrr> lewl
[Synergy Factor] Cz: Omg... :p

<nitedog> mp's need collosal health
<Wal`> and TMS
<Wal`> and more defense

 Ultranova: shoving stuff in my ass ^.^
 Ultranova: um mt
 Lyddea: ahahahahahaha
 Killrmeta: rofl
 Iwisan: O_o
 Killrmeta: ownd
 Lyddea: lololol
 Skyfear: someone quote that
 Cynesyn: LOL      
 Raci4: wtf
 Sarelron: wow
 Raci4: lol

Sheffy: dude, did you guys see the asian kid who sang She Bangs at AI auditions?
Sheffy: I mean, why would his friends let him audition?  Don't you think they would
  politely tell him he can't sing??
Trilic: what friends?
Sheffy: rofl!! hahahahaha

<Nynnie> So.. shuld keepers get Acrobat?  Chatting with Balrogiis atm on #keeper :p
<Georg> lol
<Letah_afk> no, docs should :p
<Letah_afk> and coccoon
<Georg> no perk points for it !
<Letah_afk> docs should get 2x perk pts!
<Georg> :p

Eveningchaps: I swear, /stuck is like a game or russian roulette with 5 bullets loaded.

<Cerebros> regulas sure needs to have sex...

 Cynesyn: wtb gf that plays AO ><
 Kungwho: rofl cyn
 Kungwho: WTS rl gf who HATES AO lol
 Cynesyn: haha

<cott|wrk> I went uh... 2.5 months without coming

 Innersanctum: i saw a p0rn movie this white guy had like a 20 inch cock, i rest my
  case after that shit. White people have the biggest cocks

Loster: I never believe anything craft says till I can confirm it

 Innersanctum: LOL WTF someone just left my sk team to go watch american idol
 Innersanctum: Obit

 Beardedone: COME ONE COME ALL HI, HELP PAWN THE WEED NO ROLLING PAPERS PLEASEEEEEEEE

<Cheeze> i'm not sure how many times aaron yelled at me for mongo'n around his calms
<Cheeze> he's so cute when he gets mad

 Lifestyle: loster, please stop soloing lvl 250 SL mobs
 Loster: cant help it , I was trying to get to reclaim

<Semi_School> nali
<nalipoo> yes?
<Semi_School> plz explain to me
<nalipoo> what
<Semi_School> what does Deez Nutz mean?
<nalipoo> These nuts.
<Semi_School> I'm puzzled
* nalipoo points at nuts
<nalipoo> you are on
<Semi_School> that's what I thought
<nalipoo> deez nuts
<nalipoo> (my nuts)
<Semi_School> and that means?
<nalipoo> glad i could help :)
<Semi_School> I'm on your nuts?
<nalipoo> either licking or rubbing my nuts....or maybe fondling
<nalipoo> as in submitting to the nut-bearer
<nalipoo> otherwise a form of 'I'm the man"
<Semi_School> nali... I feel enlightened

 Nalika: i have a very fast burst recharge
 Nalika: ask your mom :D

 Sfbot: Killrmeta ( level 206 Meta-Physicist ) logged on - Executing Nano Program: Stick it
   in her butt. Your target countered the nano program. Girlfriend hit you for 696969 points
   of what the fuck do you think you are doing damage. Critical hit!

<nali> whatcha doin today sheffy?
<sheffy> sitting at work wondering why i continue to take it up the ass from my co-worker who
   comes an hour late
<sheffy> OK, REPHRASING THAT
<nali> ...
<sheffy> every time my co-worker arrives an hour late to work on saturdays and i have to do all
   the work that comes in during that time

Innersanctum: sheffy your dots would eat me faster than a strait guy gets raped in jail

<sheffy> Why is Mantravad1 such a pompous idiot?
<Wal> lol
<Wal> hes tranq and tranq is uber

Innersanctum: CZ told me this morning there was nothing he could do about my character
 being bugged, its sad, he wouldn't even tell a dev for me or anything. CZ is a bitch ass
 pussy

<trox> mmmm
<trox> finger up the ass
<trox> thats hot

Innersanctum: they let Genevra go on a random banning spree for her birthday every year

<Wal> man wtf is up with MW today
<akarah> mirram-webster?
<Greywolf> MW as in middlewolf ?
<Wal> milky way
<akarah> o
<Greywolf> oh

 Dramain: Hey EBAY Motherfucker, <no target> is calmed dont attack it Bleotch!!!!!!!
 Dramain: hahah oops

<Caddock> i burnt my instant noodles how sad is that?

<sheffy> !whois doppiafaccia
<stfutil> Doppiafaccia is a level 211 Clan Nano-Technician.  Unit Member of Lost Chapter.
<trox> doppi is cool
<sheffy> yes
<sheffy> he just humped me on clan seeking team 150+
<trox> haha

 Sheffy: valk come suck me off i need some loving
 Valkress: oh cos that will fucking help my headache

 Valkress: fuck you.. my name isnt an insult cheeze you syphillitic whore

 Innersanctum: PEEE        ON         MY               CHEST
 Lifestyle: ...

<Mekura> I always thought feedback@ went to /dev/null/baleeted

<Greywolf> man i could fuck some one for an belt of maar ;x
<Cheeze|work> well their no drop
<Cheeze|work> otherwise you could fuck sheffy
<Greywolf> i know

 Valkress: afk mowing my lawns
 Valkress: (take that however you want)

 Hepboo: Iwi's pants dropped Medium Notum Tank Armor !!! (QL200)

Miniexplicit: never been in a guild before where a large percentage of the guild had an entire
 hot bar dedicated to cybering.

[Synergy Factor] Killrmeta: where is fapmarks when you need his gimp ass
[Synergy Factor] Aragonblade: not scoring

Habibus: maker is so owned, that iraq feels sorry for him

 Sfnet: <sheffy> so valkress is the best puller in the world
 Sigterm: I heard
 Valkress: lol
 Valkress: stfu@! we got the item
 Sigterm: I'm absolutely amazed that anyone could manage to pull all of inferno accidentally
 Valkress: hahaha
 Sfnet: <Niktorius>  hahahaĻ
 Sfnet: <sheffy> hahahahahah
 Valkress: it was 4 mobs ffs
 Sfnet: <sheffy> 6

<gwend2> my company gave me a gift certificate to a dinner place here in town
<gwend2> and then i got laid off the next day
<gwend2> haha

 Valkress: I bet the next Toss we kill.. drops a fucking JAME, EOT and  Jobe pistol

<Octopuss> CAMPING SUX DONKEY BALLS !!!! FFS !!!!!
<Cz> Octopuss; thank you for the calm and constructive input.

<sadisto> pen garden key soon please :( its creating quite an unbalance between omni and clan :(
<Cz> sadisto; you're kidding? I didn't know that was broken? Omg! (Yes, that was sarcasm ;)
<sheffy> Cz you are hilarious
<Cz> sheffy; Sorry. Not intended. ;(


 Innersanctum: why do white people pwn black people over the internet? cause if they did it
   in RL they would get their ass kicked

<aaronb> felix doesn't really have any idea what he's talking about

<bananana> real men dont have any downtime between orgasms

<akarah> valk- thats funny, since i rarely have issues getting it up ;p

 Gothique: SF always been first grade RP guild
 Sfnet: <andriaaa>  holy crap sf pwnt

<aaronb> boco, you have reached unprecedented levels of retarded

Valkress: Avatars Reloaded.. its like twice the tard in one guild

<caddock> is there new iwiporn?

 Coprophagy: I saw a 2ho war earlier
 Coprophagy: a couple hookers started fighting by work this morning

<Valk> german ppl shouldnt be allowed to have children

Vines: lol, Einstien's Theory of general relativity fails when subjected to EFP.

 Lilfelix: I bet Cz sucks Generva's Cock...

<killrmeta> hes a drama queer

Aragonblade: I wouldnt mind having sex with sheffy

 Slicknhard: seizure later iwi
 Iwisan: ahah
 Iwisan: that was lame :x
 Iwisan: but i laughed

<aaronb> you just called me gay

<Valk> you know u need a shower when you scratch your nuts and then your fingers smell like garlic

<bananana> theres something very very wrong with most french people on the internet

 Iwisan: LOOK! THE BLACK-SYMBOL! TO THE BLACKMOBILE!

<sheffy> hey will
<Cott> yes sheffy?
<boco2k4> dont get all gay on me riht now
<sheffy> will you let me strip you down to your boxers and cover you with syrup and lick it off slowly?
<boco2k4> omg
*** boco2k4 has left channel #sfbot
<Cott> HAHAHAHHAHAAHA

<Cott>  but I want ph4tz :(

<sheffy> are you a dribbler or a shooter?
<Chanell> shooter. as my sheets can sadly prove :\
<Chanell> i'm perfectly sure after enough motivation i can fire condoms with light speed

 <akarah> thats so 29492

 Sfnet: <sheffy> redemption has 4 lvl 216 people
 Sfnet: <akarah> and they still can't win tara
 Nubs: and they are still gimps
 Shuuji: hahahahaha
 Stargazen: i missed last tara..were they still crying?
 Shuuji: they didnt even come
 Innersanctum: they didn't show up cause they know they cant win anymore
 Innersanctum: we broke their spirits
 Monkeyspung: lol
 Stargazen: lol
 Sultanx: lol

 Akarah: errrrr
 Akarah: bronto mama's in sl??
 Akarah: thats a bit.. odd
 Madhava: they're lost
 Akarah: i guess brontos have been around a while
 Madhava: it's like when you go to the store
 Madhava: & see seagulls in the parking lot shitting on your car
 Madhava: & you live 150 miles from the ocean

 Innersanctum: i get laid tomorrow
 Bluebawls: animals dont count craft
 Innersanctum: didn't know your mom was an animal
 Eveningchaps: ownt.
 Innersanctum: pwnd!!

Innersanctum: Collecting STD's for the department of study at Duke university would be cool

 Sfnet: <boco_>  for the record
 Sfnet: <boco_>  sheffy is a whore
 Cottingham: AND WORTH EVERY PENNY!!!!11

<[SF]> Sfbot: Cerebos logged off
<[SF]> Sfbot: Drzatan logged off
<[SF]> Sfbot: Emporium logged off
<[SF]> Sfbot: Niktorius logged off
*** Signoff: Cerebos (Connection reset by peer)
<[SF]> Sfnet: <akarah> looks like norway just ld'd

Sfnet: <aaronb> dude, if the EoT drops, it's mine :P

<Chanell> that damn FFXI translator
<Chanell> can't even translate "my nipples explode of excitement"

<akarah|work> hey i'm an honorary lesbian
<akarah|work> and its not because i have an innie.

 Sfnet: <sheffy> shuuuuji come on man i'm dying
 Shuuji: go fap or something
 Sfnet: <sheffy> did that earlier to a cologne advertisement
 Valkress: omg shut up
 Valkress: tmi

 Valkress: FUCK
 Valkress: DO I HAVE PARROT DISPENSER WRITTEN ON  MY FUCKING FOREHEAD

<gwend> gg fc
<gwend> i cant send bug reports
<gwend> cuz its bugged
<gwend> hoho

 Shuuji: I have 262 tokens
 Emirkol: go do missions =P
 Shuuji: fuck off
 Emirkol: LOL
 Lilfelix: lol
 Sheffy: ROFlMAO

<Valk> I reckon Sheffy could take Akarah 1 v 1 in RL
<sheffy> i'm not sure
<sheffy> akarah drinks a lot of coffee
<aaronb> hahaha

<akarah> i'm philosophically opposed to anything going in my urethra.

Sfnet: <Cheeze>  make sense of your bullshit plz.

Beardedone: i heard crafts mouth is like a race track ev1 burns rubber there

 Sfnet: <Cheeze>  i've never been arrogant in my life
 Sfnet: <sheffy> HAHAHAHAHAHH
 Innersanctum: lol
 Boco: HAHAHAHAHAHA

<Cz> Reborn needs to lose a few bases, I heard.

 Mrbruce: spec 3 books drop only from Guate's asshole i was told

Sfbot: Shuuji ( level 202 Adventurer ) logged on - WTB Algid Amulet - Will suck dick

 Sfnet: <akarah> <- had dick, copperfield and 9 guards on him once
 Sfnet: <akarah> err

Valkress: Georg is a less retarded Asmo

 Ameno: we've decided
 Ameno: aaron is a wunderbra and i am a jockstrap
 Ameno: that is all
 Kennan: ^
 Stargazen: lol
 Sultanx: lol
 Kennan: I like to cup breasts
 Kennan: take what you will from that
 Ameno: i like to cup balls
 Ameno: again, take what you will
 Sultanx: lol
 Jheq: lol
 Mhax: hehe
 Stargazen: what if u like both?
 Kennan: that's why we make a good team, star
 Sultanx: lol
 Kennan: we've got all your organs covered

<Cheeze> i hate when i write on my face with a pen
<Cheeze> because i'm stupid and chew on pens

* sheffy throws "ERGO" into the acronymn finder
<sheffy> ERGO European Research Gateways On-Line (Cordis, Europe)  
<sheffy> ERGO Euthanasia Research & Guidance Organization  
<sheffy> err...
<Cz> err...
<Cz> No, that's not our Ergo. :)
<sheffy> hope not ;p

<sheffy> http://www.nakedcowboy.com/
<sheffy> ...
<Cz> O_o

Slugem: everyone masturbates, unless they are a serial killer

<aaronb> I need someone to cover for my incompetence

<Cott> Cz is an idiot
<Cott> Cz is good for one thing...
<Cott> spelling Czechoslovakia

<Nomo> mr < deeze nutz

 Hirokei: I don't think I've ever heard someone call asmo an optimist :o
 Asmoran: I'm totally an optimist
 Asmoran: we're so fucked
 Asmoran: ^

 Sfnet: <akarah> [Remains of Virginity]
 Sfnet: <akarah> =(
 Raci4: bah stole my kill
 Sfnet: <Chanell>  i hear craft has a spare one

Bluebawls: omg havent u guys outgrown video games yet?

 Valkress: saw a RL pic of Iwi and my lunch revisited me
 Tenjiwi: yeah well your mom's fat :<

<aaronb> my wife is 32... about 20 years too old for michael jackson

<Kupotek> the 7th teir boss is pretty  dark orange, gotta be lvl 230 
<Cz> 225. It's yellow to me. :)
<sheffy> you're 225??
<sheffy> Gimp.
<Cz> =P
<sheffy> The big GMs wont let you be 300? :p
<Cz> Hey! I'm supposed to be close to the players, remember? :p
<sheffy> Good point!

<Chanell> omg shit i forgot i am just a worm
* Chanell flips randomly

<wigz> I play 1hr a week, wha wha
<wigz> gimme everything!
<Saybel> lol

<Wal> its kinda funny
<Wal> let everyone into zone where you can get faction from 2 mobs

Boco: i just got a qtip outta the toilet with chopsticks

<Revelator> SL in my eyes is where lvl 200s go to be punished for lvling to 200.

Craftmarks: College is the only real chance i have of geting laid, if i let it pass me up
  to lvl up in a broke game that just makes me stupid.

Tergx: Asmo is fuming mad, everyone log quick while you still have your dignity

<bananana> Jynne is one of the few people so stupid that i'm having troubles deciding if shes
     serious or not :\

<aaronb> how many people can claim the president of SF as their sex slave?

<Chanell> btw sheffy and asmo soloed a 210ish boss today
<Moh> oh. so sheffy could have done it himself?

 Cheeze: MAKE INVENTORY A RESIZZBLE FUCKING WINDOW
 Gothique: no, it'll ruin the game balance
 Cheeze: hahaahaha

 Akarah: ok i think we might have just witnessed the first SFer every to ding 200 while
   asleep at the keyboard: Grats Bluebawls (who can't see this cuz his ass is passed out lol)
 Asmoran: that's awesome
 Pain: lol
 Gothique: lol
 Nubs: hahah

Asmoran: holy shit, I'll marry anyone who can suck for 10 straight hours

Akarah: still beating vigorously :x

 Bluebawls: omg caddy u r awsome i could fuck u right now
 Caddock: er ... thank you is fine

Sheffy: aaron does as much damage as a lvl 100 pre-cyberdeck NT
Asmoran: hey I can out damage one of your dots, asshole

Sultanx: i dont hate gays ..just the parades

Sfbot: Bluebawls ( level 196 Soldier ) logged on - You just got own by a Soldier with a Maw
  ...... Bitch

<akarah> btw.. new coffeemaker was WELL worth the 2nd degree burn i got last night
<Ramp> lol
<akarah> dude.. it grinds the coffee for me.
<Ramp> Senseo ?
<akarah> cuisinart :P

 Willpower: ok i am all hopped up like a crack whore turn me loose

 Elsebet: I'm in a team with 4 engineers :/
 Kaiyah: rofl
 Cynesyn: haha
 Cynesyn: omg that sucks
 Niksy: hahahaha

Sheffy: I had a dream last night that I completed spec 4
Sheffy: ...
Asmoran: haha
Asmoran: I dunno why you admit these things to me :P
Sheffy: I don't know why you admit your penis size to me
Asmoran: pwned

<Mekura> reason #1 never to go to japan:  power rangers still plays there
<akarah> reason #1482 to go to japan:  power rangers still plays there

Cheeze: can't believe I just buffed Kiick

 Craftmarks: thats the reason why most guys never want to go to jail also, they know once
   they get there that they are gonna be raped and pumped in the ass every day
 Craftmarks: damn mt

Asmoran: I'd rather play whack-a-mole with my pubes.

 Mhax: this mission im in first room i swear has 5 turrets and a camera
 Akarah: rofl
 Mhax: lol died in 20 secs
 Mhax: well 5

 Sfnet: <gwend>  darliiing come heeere fuck me up the
 Sfnet: <gwend>  dun dun dunnn

Asmoran: you have a disgusting parasite between your legs, akarah

 Sfnet: <sheffy> i'm hot and sweaty, i did so much today
 Asmoran: don't turn me on
 Rabeth: pics plz

Asmoran: ok
Asmoran: blond hair does NOT work on jennifer lopez

Bluebawls: Living Dragonflesh Body Armor id be lieing if i said i didnt have a huge tent
   in my pants right now

 Bluebawls: cant we do tara with out a doc?
 Sfnet: <Mekura>  we could if we were red1
 Sheffy: only if you're in redemption
 Sheffy: damn you mek

<boco> ramzie cant even spell and hes trying to argue a non-winning point

<elendil> i like how my headphones fuck up my hair, so i can look unique in public

 Bettyross: watch out here i come
 Bettyross: lol mt :>
 Sfnet: <sheffy> gwend is cybering

 Sfnet: <sheffy> HOly shit aragon, I didnt know you hit 202 =)  Congrats dood!!
 Aragonblade: hehe ty^^
 Sfnet: <sheffy> you have more stamina than i
 Sfnet: <aaronb> he's atrox
 Aragonblade: yeah I have like 620 with behe
 Sfnet: <sheffy> but i have iron circle and i still dont come close
 Sfnet: <sheffy> HAHAHAHA
 Sfnet: <aaronb> haha
 Sfnet: <sheffy> we're such losers
 Sfnet: <aaronb> yea :/
 Valkress: terrible joke

<aaronb> so I can't mak eit fo ryou
<aaronb> like I can't put spaces where they go in my sentences

Boco: sheffy if it makes you feel better im naked

<gwend> I POUND UR ASSHOLE WITH MY 5 FOOT DEEK

 Sfnet: <aaronb> gwend, stop fucking off and heal rabeth's atrox ass
 Sfnet: <aaronb> <-- motivational speaker

<iwi> thongs do weird things when they get wrapped around pussy

Elsebet: If ever there was a perfect example of the blind leading the blind, it is Gothique
  leading me around Shadowlands.

Sfbot: Bettyross ( level 200 Shade ) logged on - WHITE POWER   Main: Gwend :: ( Click for
       alternative character info ).
<Chanell> i think gwend is the only person in SF who can get away with "WHITE POWER" in her logon
   message

<gwend> damn dog
<gwend> took off runnin down stairs with my underwear

 Craftmarks: im saving up to have surgery done when i start losing hair, i want
   blond hair implanted on me so ill become the first African American Natural blond

Valkress: I suffer from erectile dysfunction

<Wonkie> lol the leet said hoot...

<Kai> If you're expecting Comis to heal you, you're more retarded then I am.

<boco`> my mom basically just called me a loser

<akarah> im going pistol.

 Bettyross: fucking invisible walls
 Bettyross: EAT A DICK
 Bettyross: GO

 Ramzie: id trade my account for a good fuck
 Ramzie: sex is when a man puts his penis in a womens vagina ><

Ramzie: ive got a LOVELY pair of coconuts

<Felixxx-> See, I'm a fucking RETARD

<Cz> If I ever become game director, I'll introduce the term "broken as intended"

 Demnspawnt: A to the K? A to the motherfucking Z

* aaronb touches sheffy
<sheffy> i am 0 bytes
<aaronb> that was clever, ryan

<Kinkstaah> A 200 crat.
<Kinkstaah> With Ian Warr as a pet, cannot be intended.

<gwend> opme
 [mode/#doctor(+v gwend)] by georg
<gwend> fgt
 [mode/#doctor(+o gwend)] by Letah_lazy
<gwend> yay
<georg> lol
<gwend> ;>

<Chanell> like 40 people from SF/legion just formed Legion Factor on RK3

 Paulinchen: hey Slut can you fgrid?
 Paulinchen: Sult... surry

<iwi> k felix
<iwi> is retarded.
<reeoko> you just relized?
<akarah> you just realized?

 Bettyross: i got tipped 50k once for making a bag of nanos
 Bettyross: i called him a fuck wad

<Cheeze> eq patch in korea got fucked up
<Cheeze> every model is a skelly
<Cheeze> all the players..mobs everything
<Cheeze> wasn't my fault tho
<Cheeze> hehe

<aaronb> gwend as adivor? FUCK THAT

 Sfnet: <boco>  CUZ YOURE AN ANGEL SENT FROM HEAVEN ABOVE.. YOU TAKE AWAY MY PAIN.. I STILL
   FEEL LONELY AND SO EMPTY INSIDE.. I KNOW THAT YOU CANT STAY CUZ YOURE AN ANGEL SENT FROM
   HEAVEN ABOVE.. YOU TAKE AWAY MY PAIN.. I STILL FEEL LONELY AND SO EMPTY INSIDE.. I KNOW
   THAT YOU CANT STAY CUZ
 Muffinhunter: stfu bofo
 Gatomcat: ^
 Bettyross: ^

 Channie: if you need money go to a guard and press "q" for question
 Channie: mt

<akarah> have we kicked felix from the guild yet?
<boco> ^

 Celess: i kissed/made out with a guy once but just to get our girlfriends to fuck
 Celess: WTF MT
 Liquidlust: bahahha
 Keepercyn: lol
 Mohgedien: lmfao
 Tenjiwi: HAHAHAHAHA
 Nubs: hahaha
 Sheffy: holy shit demn is gay!  i knew it
 Celess: FUCK SHEFFY HAD TO BE ONLINE

<sheffy> the redeemed garden is currently inaccessible, unless you get lucky in a 1 in 10 chance
   that zoning doesn't insta-kill you.
<Cz> feature bug

<gwend> man
<gwend> he made my nuts sweat

<sheffy> www.pussysnorkel.com
<Felixxx-> lol
<Felixxx-> is it gross?
<sheffy> i dunno, do you find pussy gross?

<Felixxx-> Sianxakalsjlfwkjelfwja what ever her name is?
<iwisan> yeah
<iwisan> her
<iwisan> she's cute

<iwisan> i need a glare thingy for mine
<iwisan> sometimes my eyes just can't take it anymore
<_Moh_> when your eyes can't take it anymore
<_Moh_> it's time to take a break. ;D
<iwisan> lies
<_Moh_> hahaha

<Saybel> lol
<Saybel> urge to fip rising...

Slicknhard: dueling caddy sounds like pushing over someone in a wheelchair

 Giadal: [Andylo]: thanks jerkoff, may a hyena take a liking to your sister
 Giadal: i can't tell if he's RPing or not, but that line was a good one

<akarah> i had a dream
<akarah> that i got abyssal
<Chanell> dream?
<akarah> :/
<Chanell> lol :((
<akarah> at least im not dreaming about eot still =p
<akarah> i had that dream the other day too tho

<nalika> god
<nalika> just blew a million on kits.
<nalika> :(
<sheffy> i blew 6 ;\
<sheffy> err, hahahaha
<sheffy> i spent 6 million credits on coils.
<wigz> lol

 Reeoko: *rubs nipples
 Sheffy: reeoko, if you were over 18 i'd think that was hot
 Slicknhard: hahahaha
 Reeoko: and im male sheffy;o
 Sheffy: exactly
 Reeoko: omg lol:x
 Aragonblade: haha, ree just went to a bar and realized it was a gay bar
 Sheffy: HAHAHA
 Channie: hahahaha

<sheffy> ablade - is your ultimate fantasy tanking Ian Warr while getting a blow job from thar?
<Ablade> ya thats da shit!

<gwend> badger
<gwend> badger
<gwend> badger
<gwend> badger
 gwend was kicked off #anarchyonline by Karetha (Repeating - 3 times)
 gwend [~oxanimosi@pcp03488264pcs.indpnd01.mo.comcast.net] has joined #anarchyonline
<gwend> badger
 gwend was kicked off #anarchyonline by Toolbox|Away (Repeating - 4 times)
<Tetra> rofl!
<gwend> lol

 Madhava: what are you guys doing?
 Slicknhard: fapping
 Madhava: other than the obvious

<Nomo> and where the hell is craft?
<iwi> being black somewhere
<iwi> maybe he's rapping
<iwi> or guzzling a forty

<dj_sAq>  its funny, i bitch about not having any iprs, then when theyre given to me,
  i complain about ipring :p

Craftmarks: does it feel good to blow a load in a chick?

<Chanell-> i've said it on many occasions, craft is a cute lil fella and i wouldn't wanna miss
   him. but he talks more shit than our chancelor

* Nalika licks Chanell- 's eyeballs
* Chanell- moans in erotic agony

<demn> fuck this game if i had a life i'd cancel

Mekura: slap me in irc when you finish nal
* gato-bah/#sfbot slaps Mekura around a bit with a large trout

 Mohgedien: OMG I'M ON THE WA WALL WITH SHADOWLAND SINSTALLED SERVER FIRST SERVER FIRST
 Mohgedien: FIRST TO KILL Female Watcher WITH SL INSTALLED

<iwi> at least i'm not an out of game slut.
<iwi> i'd have no time to play ao :(

<gwend> if a quiz is a quizzical
<gwend> what is a test
<gwend> ;o

<Cz> A small note: Since the wait has been so long, we made sure to get /kisshigh and
   /kisslow into this update, so you can cyb0r your frustration away when the
   servers come up.

<Nomo> sl launches in an hour and 10 min
<tempaz> thats what they said an hour ago
<deado> bahaha

<Ramzie> i hate pink dildos ><
<Nomoniker> do they make you feel inadequate, ramzie?

 Blackabus: so what's the best enf weapon since EQB nerf?
 Sfbot: <aaronb> a level 200 doctor

 Sfbot: ### Reeoko . (200 Martial Artist) signed on
 Sfbot: <sheffy> hey look its reeoko!  tell them how much you like first degree burns :p
 Paulinchen: lol
 Slicknhard: lol
 Slicknhard: reeoko?
 Slicknhard: how much do you like first degree burns?
 Reeoko: stfu that gay ass nuke suks:p
 Slicknhard: bwahahha
 Sfbot: <sheffy> bahahahahaha

<gwend>  omgz i gotta shit like no body bidnez

<Chanell-> cuz taking all 5 at once is not really possible i think

 Sfbot: <Nomoniker>  damn it, why are all the hot red heads in SF guys?!?!

<akarah> oh sheffy
<akarah> i had the weirdest dream earlier
<sheffy> erm
<akarah> about teenage homosexuality
<akarah> haha
<sheffy> thank you for thinking of me!
<akarah> haha

* akarah straps on his white-trash i-dont-do-laundry-enough jeans
<akarah> hoho i r break dress code :>

<Georg> im just fapping out a number sheff

<aaronb> chat server is fucked
<gwend> im tryin to get this enf to give me essence
<gwend> through emotes and chain casting sta/enlarge on him

Madhava: Ladies often have some interesting genitalia metaphors of their own.

<gwend> i pull yer pants down
<Wal> lol
<gwend> and sit you up on the dinner table
<gwend> i slowly move my hand up yer leg
<gwend> go
<gwend> ur turn
<Wal> ok
<Wal> i take off my shirt to reveal i am a crossdresser and wearing a bra
<Wal> GOGO
<gwend> i stick yer peter into my whompah
<Wal> i crash when zoning
<gwend> haha


<moofin> goddamnit boco it's your fault my dishwasher doesn't work

<nalika> stfu! i'm an intellectual!

<Mekura> I just want bangbangbang

 Aerbax: Sheffy logs in and never moves :(

 Craftmarks: your lucky i dont know where you live, i would find you tie you down to a bed
  and rape you like a horny prison man
 Nooby: craf, you want my address?

 Runnypoop: how bout I just mail you some Quality FN P00 (QL108)
 Sfbot: <nalika>  what's the deal with that gun?
 Slaggermulps: eww
 Runnypoop: just the name  :D
 Sfbot: <nalika>  i just noticeed
 Sfbot: <nalika>  rofl.
 Runnypoop: quality fuckin' poo

<Maddy-> I wunt to goto jail & RP
<Maddy-> with bubba
<Maddy-> my bf

 Stromm: Tirbo Ratcatcher
 Stromm: this guy looks like he could use an ownage
 Stromm: fuck
 Stromm: 1k dmg shield
 Stromm: no one told me that
 Slaggermulps: lol r u ebay
 Stromm: lol

 Stromm: i need my dope flow
 Airwave: wow stromm really is black
 Stromm: lolmao
 Msmuffet: hahahahhahah
 Stromm: omg
 Stromm: laughing so hard atm

 Sfbot: ### Lleets injects botox into his penis (200 Meta-Physicist) signed off

 Sfbot: <Cyphran>  Aka going apeshit... Oddd. =p

<Chanell-> for about 3 years of my life i really believed R.I.P. means Rest in Pieces

<Chanell-> i hereby retract my statement that compared sheffy's taste of music with a robot's

 Sfbot: <Sentak>  hey we doing anything atm?
 Chanell: i'm fighting the wall atm
 Chanell: bitch is going down

 Cybcer: anyone in WA who can help me with a transfer?
 Mekura: I can
 Mekura: as long as you don't want your stuff back
 Cybcer: lf someone else:P

<gwend> i wanna take ya to a gay baaaar
<gwend> i wanna take ya to a gay baaaar
<gwend> gaaay baaa gaaay baaa
<gwend> gay ba
<gwend> gay ba

<Wind> anyone able to help me?
<Chanell-> no wind, get lost
<Wind> lmao
<sheffy> hahaha

<Nomo> fyi, pwn is NOT a real word

<gwend> i want a job where i can play quake
<aaronb> I hear C&W has openings
<sheffy> I hear aaron wants a ramrod up his ass.
<gwend> ramrod :>
<aaronb> it tickles

<Nomo> there's a quest in sl for more ipr
<sheffy> can you do it over and over?
<Nomo> i need like 10 minutes between reps, plz
<boco`> lol

 Drsepsis: we should all make a Bearded____ toon
 Drsepsis: i could be BeardedSeps
 Beardedone4: lol
 Drsepsis: sheffy could be Beardedhomo
 Nooby: HAHAHA
 Sfbot: <sheffy> er what?

<Nomo> i don't think you can help but taste a little of your own sometimes.
<Nomo> jesus, if I refused to kiss my gf after she went down on me, it would be the last hummer
    for me for a looooong time.

<Flybuttah> cock is good

<Cott> you know...
<Cott> it's a shame the only person that lives near me is Felixxx

<Flybuttah> i clicked on her crotch
<Flybuttah> and got a popup

<Flybuttah> OMGZ too many conversations going on!!! ONLY SPEAK ADIVOR

 Slaggermulps: naircuts are teh work of the devil!!!
 Ayatola: how would u know mulps?
 Slaggermulps: you havent seen my hairdresser

<caddock> in just seven days .... i can make you a man!

 <aaronb> raad ebayed again?
 <aaronb> I never would have seen that coming

Slugem: Raaadiance rules

<aaronb> nalika
<aaronb> who is that in your avatar on our forums?
<aaronb> looks really familiar, but I can't place it
<nalika> angel boris.
<aaronb> who the hell is that?
<nalika> playmate.
<gwend> i thought you were gay
<sheffy> HAHAHAHAHAHA

Nhaara: I need to put points in Run Speed, badly. If there was a turtle stampede I would be in
  some serious trouble

<Nomoniker> dude, i can give two shits about you checking out my ass.

[Healariouse]: I got myself a damn RP'er in my team..shouting things like "Taste my steel
  you mortal enemy!!"

Bluebawls: Gnite guys no gay sex while im away

Eveningchaps: I want a nuke that Aimshot Over Times Mobs.

Wigz: I want the ass cannon

 Raci2: gotta log guys...a buddies wife is commin over fer a bit
 Jovial: just his wife... ?

 Shadytrade: alright guys my wife is out of town for the weekend, so nobody to bother me
    about being on the comp...I wanna LVL!  =P
 Slaggermulps: waht?
 Slaggermulps: go look at pr0n!

Sfbot: ### Muffinhunter likes to pinch his own ass and moan. (183 Fixer) signed off
Sfbot: <sheffy> uh.

<_Moh_> stfu chan!
<Chanell-> bite me
<_Moh_> where?!
<Chanell-> left side of my ass preferably

Sfbot: <Chanell->  the sad thing about us guys is, if we could suck our own dicks we would.
   and EVERYONE of us has tried AT LEAST once
Chadan: tried...but walking around w/ a black eye sucked

Iwibot: I DUN SPIT OR SWALLOW I DODGE

 Sfbot: <sheffy> i can honestly say i've never tasted my own cum.  sorry guys!
 Cynesyn: eww
 Chadan: we have hit a whole new level class in chat now
 Coeus: lmao

 Craftmarks: unless we have atleast 25 or more clan, we cant beat 60 omni
 Sfbot: <sheffy> lmao craft
 Stromm: lol craft

Healariouse: <- gonna bitchslap every one who tries to get tgeir hands on Ara except Sheff

aww ;-)

 Sfbot: <Chanell->  15 million bounty on the person who takes the pvp titles off
  sheffy and ameno (one title each will do)
 Aerbax: Sheffy is just about the best AO player out there I think

Benadryl: lol.... *18.02* fixed a bug were sheffy was gay. he is now straight.

<Felixxx-> you're a bich
<Felixxx-> :(
<Chanell-> felix
<Chanell-> it's good to see you back man
<Chanell-> but don't tell around that i said that

<Cheeze-> your mom hot?
<dj_sAq> shes ok

 Nooby: my nuts smell
 Nooby: im gonna go shower

<demn>  omg me and my roommate russ just watched queer eye for the straight guy, and
   i have to say that shit was intense

<akarah> bit torrent fucking owns!!!!!1
<akarah> one
<akarah> seven
<[sAq]> four
<wigz> lol

 Stromm: a bee just fucking stung me
 Stromm: i caught it in a kleenex and it was still alive
 Stromm: threw it in the microwave

 Mazine: i video taped this girl secretly when i was screwing her
 Mazine: a long time ago
 Mazine: but idestroyed the tape
 Sfbot: <sheffy> you lie
 Mazine: heheh

 Stromm: FC banned maz because..
 Stromm: he took a shower?

<akarah> most of the really gay guys i know are scared senseless of vagina.

Nooby: chicks with dicks = lame

<Nomo> jesus, I wish my gf went down as often as the chat server!

 Sfbot: <Chanell->  *donates used condoms to sheffy*
 Sfbot: <Chanell->  shotty contract plzkthx
 Sfbot: <sheffy> um.  these are too small.
 Reeoko: sad thing is sheffy tried on a used condom....

 Reeoko: Narook male in RL?
 Narook: No, I'm... wait a sec, let me check

Wildwal: none of my chrs use caterwauls so i cant pvp

 Logik1: 2ho kinda lame atm
 Logik1: side with most caterwauls wins

 Alphadood: boco likes 'em young
 Nooby: GET THERE BEFORE THE HAIR
 Doctorearl: well, if there's grass on the field, play ball!
 Nooby: if theres no grass on the field, turn around and play in the mud!

 Sfbot: <sheffy> ugh i'm not attempting to hit on him you fucking bitches
 Alphadood: rofl
 Buysinmoqpos: liar! all gay men try constantly to get in straight mens pants!
 Sfbot: <sheffy> oh shit, i've been doing it all wrong!!21!21

Craftmarks: Haha man matrix online is going to suck so much
Craftmarks: Everyone will just shoot each other and miss and fly away when they get their ass kicked
Craftmarks: lol that sounds like a fixer in pvp hahaha

<dj_sAq> ima get on kazaa and fantasize about all the girls i cant have

<Wind> iwi you pussy snorkle

<sheffy> iwi - http://www.topdrawers.com/n2-bt1.html
<iwi> ........
<[sAq]> hhaha
<iwi> haha
<Cynesyn> hahaha
<[sAq]> GET THAT FOR MEURG

<Chanell-> yes finally forums again
<Chanell-> they were down for a good 20 mins or so... i already got close to getting artificial
   oxygen supplies

 Craftmarks: training Tara to the box
 Craftmarks: incoming
 Logik1: dont...
 Logik1: craft..
 Craftmarks: im jk rofl?
 Aragonblade: LOL

Butwalrus: Craftmarks tried to get laid but missed

 Kennan: Female Watcher IS BENT OVER TAKING MY CH

 Sfbot: <gwend>  as i was cleaning my ass crack
 Sfbot: <gwend>  i got to thinking
 Sfbot: <gwend>  why is it sexy to show full ass but like an inch of buttcrack is disgusting
 Sfbot: <gwend>  discuss

 Sfbot: <[sAq]>  yay im in 2ho
 Sfbot: <[sAq]>  and some engi is ganking me

 Mrbruce: you know... i have never made an actual list of anyone to fuck over, but this
   person actually made me take pause to write the name down he was such a prick
 Sfbot: <Nomo>  Mrb, I did that too but then it turned out to be Nanolight

<Gravy> when i was your age, we WORKED for our implants

<_Cheeze_> HAHAHHAAH
* _Cheeze_ is seroiusly rofl'n right now at this bbq thread
<_Cheeze_> with killrmeta postin half naked pics for sheffy
<sheffy> haha
<sheffy> yea that was weird and random

Sarelron: you'd think by level 195 i'd learn to save before pvp

 Butwalrus: any NTs on?
 Aento: could be whats up?
 Butwalrus: Kill slagger plz

<Coldfists> guys just keep coming ... and coming ...

 [signoff/#sfbot] [SF] (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<aaronb> now I see why you call that box "oops", akarah

<Slugem-> damn, getting lots of grey chest hair and I'm only 28
<Cheeze> thats nasty

 Lilhealix: Letah has 2 Docs..  and is it true she's making a 3rd?
 Lilhealix: if so she's fucking stupid

 Nhaara: having people in the group who speek no English is f'n wonderful
 Chadan: I don't understand Nhaara

Dyha: oh shit i almost survived!

<[sAq]> sheffy
<[sAq]> you know im so gonna get laid before craft
<sheffy> at the party?
<[sAq]> not neccessarily
<[sAq]> just in general
<[sAq]> :D
<sheffy> you could fuck each other and make it be a tie
<[sAq]> omg

Nooby: i just got done packing

Sarelron: i got my ass raped by a trader last night lol

 Nooby: dude tenjis hot
 Sfbot: <tenjifoo> omg Nooby... that's the nicest thing you ever said about me. ;)

<sheffy> http://www.blizzard.com/wow/screenshot.aspx?ImageIndex=5&Set=1
<sheffy> why the fuck can't AO do that
<sheffy> that's badass 
<sheffy> i want cool spell graphics
<gwend> cause fc likes our buffs looking like a winamp plugin

 Nooby: im drinking a wild berry wine cooler
 Nooby: im such a fag

 Prohebrus: bah, 199-200 is no diff.... all shet caps the same
 Slaggermulps: 199-200 is a huuuuge differnece
 Slaggermulps: at 199 your still not 200
 Prohebrus: lol.... ya, i went from 1,117,000 IP to 1,350,000 IP

 Craftmarks: ok it has a 1k damage shield 
 Craftmarks: running

Durrr: why am i always the one to finish him off

<Sohjiro> I told that walking penis to take a hike

<Low_Tek> just as long as she didn't figure out that I'm a homosexual serial rapist

 Wigz: operation hump the rp'er
 Wigz: gogogogo

 Linwood: last show I went to there was some dude gettin a bj right nex tto me, it was amusing
 Gwend: you mean arousing

<Chanell-> you firk ding blastin' son of a fwap waggin' scoundrel.

 Sfbot: ### Slugem (200 Soldier) signed on
 Slugem: Hello pole smokers

 Craftmarks: this is the last supper
 Craftmarks: everyone eat bread

Blackabus: those fucking omni are like crabs on a nutsack

<wigz> man, I've been pounding this guy for 30 minutes

<aaronb> I used to walk into movie theaters with a clipboard without paying

Craftmarks: LOL!!!!!! [Wildwal] having a Family Reunion at KFC tonight

Ironthighs: licker? I HARDLY KNOW HER
Omegawraith: liquor in the front,poker in the rear?

Craftmarks: i dont think your a flaming fag sheffy, not one bit, i think your a regular guy
   who just has a lot of sexual options

 Wickedgirl: I seen one that had 4 peircings in her clit and a fuckin masterlock.. I was
    like motherfuck!
 Starrysky: *muting guild chat*

<Ramzie> d00d, whats the name for the circle things around the niple 
<sheffy> the pancake
<Ramzie> lol, chicks with huge pancakes are a turn off

Krugmeister: eeeep, my dinger is broken

<[sAq]> i should be a professional
<sheffy> lol!

 Sfbot: <Felixxx>  ya and it makes your buddylist reset
 Gwend: so
 Gwend: unlike you i dont stare at my buddy list waiting for sandy to login
 Gwend: felix owned
 Gwend: felix owned

 Muffinhunter: i need ta set it up first
 Sheffy: then we get pube cam?
 Muffinhunter: no
 Muffinhunter: that's impossible
 Sheffy: omg you shave :P
 Sheffy: hell ya
 Muffinhunter: wait what
 Muffinhunter: that's not what i meant >_<
 Regedit: hahahahaha
 Sheffy: ROFLMAO

 Gridhound: damn i'm horny all of a sudden don't you hate when that happens
 Nalika: not really

 Sfbot: <sheffy> akarah is SF's new RolePlaying coordinator.
 Sfbot: <akarah> <3
 Sfbot: <sheffy> we're forming a raid on WA guards in 2 minutes

 Madhava: Well fuck me sideways
 Madhava: I love 6K area nukes when Im debuffed!

 Cynesyn: Ding, 200 ApprenticeBuff"Cynesyn"Dispenser (QL0)
 Cynesyn: Time to eBay!

 Nitsobar: you drunk strom?
 Stromm: lmao WTF
 Stromm: i couldnt get on the wall
 Nubs: stromm is 10, he cant drink

 Lilhealix: Blame Boco
 Sfbot: <gwend>  yeah hes a fuck

 Gravyomlet: rofl nerfmee's fuckin out to get me
 Highorbit: I'll take care of him with my highly rootable bot!

 Gravyomlet: mok going down?
 Sfbot: <sheffy> well, heh.. trying to
 Gravyomlet: fantastic, everytime i see one of their towers pop its like a small hit of x

<Felixxx> holy fuck
<Felixxx> oh my god
<Felixxx> so fucking discusting
<Felixxx> did a creature die up my ass or something?  Oh my God
<Felixxx> dude
<Felixxx> I've never almost puked from one of my own farts before -_-

<_Moh_> i try not to listen to that music that might turn me into one of them queer folk

 Nubs: Eewee, you look like that gimp "Ellph" now
 Eewee: lies
 Eewee: my head is better
 Nubs: show me
 Nomoniker: prove it!

Valkress: SF conversation killer [Sheffy]: nothing goes up my ass

 Sfbot: [All Towers] The omni organization Sperm just entered a state of war!  Barnicles attacked
  the clan organization Noble Order *AP*'s tower in Greater Tir County at location (1811, 2437).

Craftmarks: i bet if you said sandy to felix in RL he would start jumping all around like
  a happy poodle and licking your fingers

<rakhabit> I don't even care about my title anymore, as long as my drains land on haminie

* Cott sees pictures of little GM's walking around pooping out merit boards

 Nursebetti: Does FC have a Customer Service Number?
 Sfbot: <akarah> no
 Protias: yeah right
 Sfbot: <sheffy> LOLOL
 Longjohn74: HEEECK no

<Cott> iwi...
* Cott pokes at iwi
* Cott moans

<Felixxx> if you put peanut butter on your nuts, and let your dog lick it off... it's not
    considered cheating is it? cuz you's YOUR dog

Trawgdor: hahaha its sheffy !!   Hardened Torpedo

 Ntrox: add
 Ntrox: mt
 Ironthighs: RUN!
 Ntrox: I aint running from nothing :p
 Ntrox: I walk very slowly.. in pain

<[sAq]>  i can blow holes in walls

 Mazino: im not sure how mercs  are working now
 Rabeth: whoever spawns them, gets them
 Rabeth: unless storm comes and fucks everything up

Valkress: in the state Maz is in atm he couldnt spawn an erection

<aaronb> you all have far more expertise than I have when it comes to sex talk

Durrr: ive seen lots of guys w/ girl boobs
Jovial: the second I found myself caressing my own tits they would have to go

<wigz> pirates are cool
<wigz> pirates with spandex and his penis showing isn't
<sheffy> my cock is about that big too
<sheffy> maybe bigger i'll have to check next time i wear spandex pants

<gwend> i gave up on test when i reported a bug 3 times and still made it to live ;[
<gwend> wtf they do all day fap!

Eveningchaps: If I pull anything out, it'll be a fucking nightmare to put it back in

<[sAq]> hey demn
<demn> cuddle?
<[sAq]> no

[server] Foreign OperKill: akarah killed Felixxx (god damn you are a stupid fuck)
!nitedog:*! OPERWALL -  akarah is making friends :)

Gravyomlet: sweet mother of all that is holy why does he come back

Posted by Meister on the AO forums:
"Anyway.. the reaction of most clanners, to our patrol through Athen (and the killing of a few
clanner guards), were not roleplayed, while we were obviously roleplaying. A squad of around
13 OP officers doing an investigation in clan areas, was met with the usual OOC remarks (a
person from Synergy Factor challenged us to attack their base, yeah right, like we would stand
a chance there, others used the usual sexual comments: "Is this a gay parade?" and other such
things). Such behaviour is, what makes roleplaying not worth it."

 Sfbot: <akarah> can we rename to "Synergy Factor {RP}"
 Sfbot: <sheffy> I can do it for a day
 Sfbot: <akarah> and instead of azure we can all wear weddingdresses
 Valkress: lol
 Valkress: fuck that
 Valkress: my armour is a bitch to get on and off

<nalika> .countquote cock
<sfquote> quotes matching 'cock': 25
<nalika> 25 cocks!
<nalika> 25 cocks!
<Ramzie> haha 25 cocks nice
<nalika> that's amazing.

Proteas: I just love how if a black person gets fired from a job, it is because he is black,
  if a gay guy gets fired from a job it is because he is gay, if a straight white guy gets
  fired from a job, it is because he can't fucking handle it, hahahah

 Demnspawnt: i'm gonna get really drunk
 Demnspawnt: i'm just not gonna fuck a guy.................and if i do i'm gonna get drunk
   enough to not remember

Nursebetti: gay p0rn anime rocks

 Nursebetti: sheffy would you be interested in taking my Virginity?
 Sfbot: <sheffy> fuckin' a man
 Sfbot: <sheffy> errr, HAHA
 Sfbot: <sheffy> that sounded bad
 Nalika: hahahah
 Nursebetti: LOL

Nursebetti: if me and sheffy were the only 2 people left on earth, trust me we would find a
  way to repopulate by having babies

<Cheeze-> so like
<Cheeze-> i'm always scratchin my nuts at work right
<Cheeze-> and like
<sheffy> yea
<Cheeze-> this dood comes in and needs to use siebel but can't seem to login
<Cheeze-> so i let him use my comp
<Cheeze-> and on the keyboard is one of my pubes
<Cheeze-> haha
<sheffy> oh my god
<Cheeze-> so like i'm lookin at it
<Cheeze-> and he doesn't notice it
<sheffy> yea right, how could you not?
<Cheeze-> then i sorta distract him and take it from the keyboard
<Cheeze-> hahaha
<sheffy> haha
<Cheeze-> yea
<Cheeze-> it was bright red too
<Cheeze-> and my keyboard is white
<sheffy> yea i can totally picture that :p
<Cheeze-> it was pokin up thru the keys
<sheffy> you talk about your pubes so much i think you need to take a picture so the guild knows
  just how funny it is
<Cheeze-> hahah
<sheffy> not of your crotch but of a paper plate
<Cheeze-> hahha maybe this weekend
<Cheeze-> haha
<sheffy> its funny as shit

 Protias: wow, the west athen wall is magic
 Protias: every time I go afk here I come back with PNH/IoR
 Protias: this wall rocks

Sfbot: <Chanell->  VALKRESS I LOVE YOU
Valkress: STFU

 Novalia: omg i am too poor to buy anything
 Novalia: this is pathetic
 Valkress: tissue?

<Chanell-> what the hell did boco do?! why can't i go to the SF forums?

 Nursebetti: you guys hear about that Norwegian Ship that blew up in its boiler room killing
   6 american sailers? first a laggy game now they are killing Americans

<akarah> i need 11 more anythings for my dream setup

<tempaz> sheffy wants aka:(
(sheffy) err, no.
(sheffy) he's not my type
<tempaz> he was naked earlier
(sheffy) yes, i've seen him naked
(sheffy) and jacking off
(sheffy) (don't ask)
<tempaz> hmm
<nalika_> hahahah

 <akarah> might be able to come out later

<sheffy> OH MY GOD
<sheffy> i did a google search
<sheffy> clicked on a link
<sheffy> COCK, ALL OVER MY SCREEN
<sheffy> popups OH MY

 Ironthighs: so sheffy
 Ironthighs: if i gave you my pic
 Ironthighs: would you tell me if i was attractive?
 Sfbot: <sheffy> well, yea, but i would be brutally honest if you weren't.
 Ironthighs: lol

Saltys: [Genevra] Your Tatas are to large, and are considered an exploit.  You have been banned.

Nooby: my balls are melting its so hot

Gravyomlet: where's bs again?

 Sfbot: <Sentak>  ........ iwi you find more shit in your car?
 Eewee: dead body
 Sfbot: <Sentak>  iwi on drugs!
 Eewee: it's kiick. apparantly he suffered from a fatal case of complete and utter lack of
   intelligence in my trunk

 Coeus: I can smash a soda can with my dick
 Coeus: mt

{Team] Madhava: Sheffy's gone almost half an hour now without dinging :(
  bad things are going to start happening
[Team] Madhava: I feel psysics starting to fail already :( and shit

 iwi: caddy. tell me about your igloo. <3
 Caddock: well ... it's round. white. made of ice blocks.

 Eveningchaps: Nice raid folks.
 Eveningchaps: Made off like a bandit, thanks for the stuff.
 Airwave: ### Eveningchaps has left your organization.

Muffinhunter: i had freshman, but boco ganked me.

 Novalia: some newb asked me for 3k yesterday
 Novalia: so i gave it to him
 Novalia: getting soft

Nursebetti: Matrix online is gonna be fucked up when all people do in pvp is stop
   eachothers bullets dodge punches then fly away if your losing

Vines: OK, seriously? I'm gonna fucking firebomb all the noobs begging for creds.

Sfbot: ### Raaadiance masturbates with chunky peanut butter. (200 Adventurer) signed on

 Windbane: IM GETTIN flame tells for not going shopping for this guy
 Sentak: tell him to EAD
 Sentak: SF style..

Eewee: nice to meet you alphadood, i'm iwi, the guild whore.

Gridhound: i need sheffy's hairy ass then maybe my dick well get hard 8p

Stromm: lol i AS'd this guy and he sends me a tell 'Hello'

Sentak: im kinda small

<Chanell-> if i gank 5 more people i will be considered a murder in the game and not be able to
    get safety in any zone

Craftmarks: stromm would you kiss a black baby?

Eveningchaps: It feels like I've been skullfucked by a polarbear.

Sentak: >>>> Windbane <<<< is he a SF canidate or he just like camping our portion of the wall?

<Caddock> engie hate will never go out of style, iwi

<sheffy> my penis girth, last time i measured, was 5.9 inches
<sheffy> erect of course
<sheffy> what else would you like to know?
<Caddock> er
<Caddock> i'm not gone yet
<Caddock> and sheffy just told me the girth of his penis
<sheffy> hahahahahhaha

<Chanell-> nobody but sheffy and cheeze and mia and maybe caddock calls me bitch kthx

<Caddock> sheffy is a closet pervert

<Chanell->  a good gamer doesn't sleep, he only has "timeouts"

Craftmarks: i remember when i was 6, i pulled a girls pants down to see if she had a peepee,
   come to think of it thats the closest i have ever been to sex even though i didn't know
   what sex was at the time

 Sohjiro: once I had this bad acid trip where I thought I was Spiderman
 Sohjiro: fuck
 Sohjiro: mt
 Vines: Fantastic.
 Nubs: haha
 Gwend: did you jump off yer roof
 Tenjikiito: omg
 Omegawraith: wtf,you ARE spiderman!
 Tenjikiito: oh my god
 Nubs: no no...keep going
 Tenjikiito: DISREGARD THAT NOTHING TO SEEE HERE MOVE ALONG
 Sohjiro: SHIT
 Sohjiro: lol
 Tenjikiito: omg

Vines: Didn't you know? /played is directly proportional to the size of your dick.
Ironthighs: boglwe could swing it and knock over the whompa.

<nalika> ack!
<nalika> earwax attack

 Mohgedien: OMFG THIS IS THE GUILDCHAT THAT MAKES ME MUTE GUILDCHAT
 Mohgedien: STOP TALKING ABOUT PENUZ

Slugem: I don't care if you FAP on guild chat, just don't FAP while reading guild chat.  It
   will ruin your keyboard

Craftmarks: her mouth is too small for what i have packing

<Sentak>  note to self. when a nub can /flip you. he doesnt REALLY need creds..

Gravyomlet: 60 omni vs 3 clans at camelot, come on we got this!

 Ramzie: 2 peices of toast are in a microwave
 Ramzie: and 1 peice of toast goes "dude ... its getting really hot in here"
 Ramzie: and the other piece of toast says
 Ramzie: "who the fuck microwaves toast ...."

Nitsobar: if one of my roomies lookedf at my package. first i would smile proudly, and then hit him

 Lilhealix: EAD bich
 Lilhealix: Blah, it's just not the same when you tell Sheffy to EAD =(

[Sfbot] Boco: i fucking nuked myself
[Sfbot] Maxiumsprime: lol
[Sfbot] Maxiumsprime: nooby

Gatoraide:  no but my dick is big for an asian

<Chanell-> haha people check this
<Chanell-> yppo has been banned from the swg beta for 3 days
<Chanell-> for theft of items in his faction

<gwend> channy you didnt rescue the hampster out of my anus 2 days ago

<dj_sAq> ive got a really big cock
<dj_sAq> i think

<miashiro> I would rather have 5 hours of foreplay and 5 minutes of sex than the other way around
<sheffy> yah mia
<sheffy> i'd prefer a 5 hour blowjob too

Boco: wow that only took like 18 hours

<dj_sAq> OMG MY FAP 100 IS BROKEN

<Haxz> lol your boobs are falling off

<Cheeze->  nalika ! show me your twat again !

<Ramziese> afk to drop a bomb on that porcalin tarmack

Nooby: id love to rub her all over my face

<Nomo> so, sheffy, cheeze are you two, uh, together?
<Cheeze-> yes nomo i fuck him in the ass every goddamn night
<sheffy> ...

Eveningchaps: Throughout the day from like 9am to 4pm, he came four times.

<sexy-mia> *fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap* "MOM!?" "Don't mind me son I'm just getting a drink of water"

<Madhava> Hahahaha! I just noticed this thread got smacked with the aaronb Censorship Hammer
   of Total Pwnage!

Originally posted by unknown moderator
{edited by moderator: clamato enemas are completely off-topic and in poor taste ... doh poor
choice of words ... and will not be allowed in this thread}

Nooby: ok im dl/ing pron, so i may lag a bit

 Halotide: damn it....
 Halotide: I just found out the guy that lives next door to me passed on.
 Nooby: im sorry :(
 Halotide: me to... he owed me 200$

 Cheese: tom cruise is sexy ^^ i'd pwn him if i ever turn un straight

Willpower: someone once told me they were going to petition me because they thought i was
  going to train the pest on them.. so what did i do? i trained the pest on them

<akarah> i'll quit smoking when medical science finds a way for me to do it without
  killing everyone who tries to talk to me

Cheeze: bah omni is full of fucking pussys

[Nwchat] Olemartin: anit ched turnmet
[Nwchat] Sheffy: was that english?

<Cheeze->  she's got issues and its all the emotional kind

<Felixxx> eating a blue berry muffin with a fork and knife pwnz you
<Miashiro> the word pansy comes to mind

<Miashiro> werd G that spit3 rem1x is off teh hizz00k
<sheffy> !
<sheffy> mia has gone black
<sheffy> she'll never go back
<sheffy> sorry eric :\
<Miashiro> lol

<gwend> i snorted a pixie stick once

<sheffy> owen happy?
<Cheeze-> yea he's on my nuts now
<Miashiro> nerf owen

<daedo> applied for ark hoho
<daedo> they make you write a bio for one of your chars :x
<daedo> wtf i can't rp

<Cheeze-> enigmal is lame
Sfbot: <Cheeze->  enigmal your a moron

Jovial: "Is Coeus latin for "rider of the short bus" ?  cuz you sux at staying on the
   right mob

 Lilhealix: iwi said hers was filled with pubic hair
 Prohebrus: i watched a ant crawl outa mine once

Jovial: Luke, come doc for us or Ill tell everyone about the time I caught you and Otter
   watching Whose the Boss with a jar a vaseline

<gwend> stromm is a rper
<gwend> end.

 Daloris: greeting! we are sorry to infor you that your name change request was denied for
    the following reason: innapropriate reference
 Logik1: lol what was it gwend?
 Daloris: does "daloris" dallas

<dj_sAq> seriously tho
<dj_sAq> where the fuck is the hope whompa

Blackabus: lilhealix your an annoying little fuck but i must say you are turning into a
       damn fine doc bro

<Benadryl> what did tara drop?
<Chanell-> wing, GoC, heart
<Chanell-> heart went to craft, wing to (who cares) and GoC to uhh someone

 Cheeze: [Craftmarks] lol if i won the lottery SF would all go to Hawaii and buy a huge
   house boat or something and the guys would get laid everyday < ---- hAHAH
 Sheffy: hahaha
 Sheffy: would i be able to make a request for who i get to get laid by?
 Cheeze: craft would be doin all the guys ^^
 Craftmarks: if i won the lottery i would let a guy do me
 Sheffy: ...
 Akarah: if you won the lottery you wouldn't have to let guys do you anymore =p
 Cheeze: hahahahahaha
 Craftmarks: lol
 Craftmarks: ok inever got owned like that before aka
 Akarah: haaha
 Sheffy: hahaha
 Nanolight25: haha
 Craftmarks: lol

<gwend> how could you not think that towers never going 100% again means pweople can rebuild
<gwend> seriously wtf is developing this shit

 <HeavyPacker|WoK> cant get onto test
 <gwend> consider that a blessing
 <gwend> lewl
 <gwend> test is lose
 <gwend> only thing test is good for is getting into sl beta
 <gwend> owned


 Eveningchaps: WTF Nomoniker.
 Eveningchaps: er, WTB.

Craftmarks: sheffy i could wrap my penis around your neck

 Lilhealix: a IRL friend broke up with his G/F =/ I had to have a talk with him and stuff
 Craftmarks: lol 
 Craftmarks: you give people advice on relationships? ahahahaha /cant breathe

<Felixxx> that guy sucks so much dick, it's like.. "woah"

Sfbot: ### Chichie i may look 12 but i suck a mean cock (165 Bureaucrat) signed on

<gwend> wtf no it doesnt im gonna punch u in ur fuk

Sfbot: ### Valkress U couldnt hit shit in a toilet (200 Adventurer) signed off

 Sfbot: ### Tritop girls go PEE PEE when they see me! (200 Bureaucrat) signed off
 Sfbot: ### Superslang (200 Engineer) signed on
 Sfbot: ### Godflesh (200 Martial Artist) signed on
 Sfbot: ### Octo007 (200 Agent) signed on
 Kamara: 200 200 200 200 200 2000
 Kamara: fuck you guys

<sheffy> shadowbane is 0% everywhere except actually its -5% becuase you can even accidentally hit
   your own teammates.
<gwend> see thats cool sheffy
<gwend> i would kill so many of my fucking team mates!
<gwend> HEAL HEAL IM ALMOST DEAD
<gwend> what
<gwend> burst
<gwend> ohshitsry
<wigz> I thought you were a mob.
<Chanell-> haha

<tempaz> nerf pop ups on ao site
<tempaz> didnt have my stopzilla on!
<gwend> ive never got pop ups on ao site
<gwend> u got spam shit on ur puter
<gwend> i use to get pop ups opening my homepage hosted on MY server sitting next to me lol
<gwend> i was like w t f

 <Cheeze->  Kneepads of Azure Reveries
 <Cheeze->  omfgz i want a pair for felix!

 Chanell: heh when one of those GMs was around WA he asked me to join ARK because i have a
   "great attitude"
 Chanell: i have that screenshotted btw

Chanell: if i even tried to jerk in the shower i would slipper and fall and terribly hurt myself

<Raaad> my prison bitch name is "Sweet Lips"

Sfbot: ### Eewee ::800-IWIPRON XXX OPIFEX ACTION $5/MIN:: (188 Agent) signed off
Sfbot: <iwi> *takes her phone off the hook*

<dj_werx> can someone help me with this? i cant think straight
<sheffy> boco's a fag

<gwend> i got hair on my back ;[
<gwend> i need to shave it or something
<Chanell-> gwend: hot wax
<gwend> fuck that
<Chanell-> one rip and your back is clean
<gwend> i aint waxing shit

<sheffy> i know :(  i need to take a picture of myself
<tempazz> shef post a new one, u look straight in the other pictures^^

 Sfbot: ### Blackabus signed on
 Mohgedien: *gets aroused*

<Cheeze-> i hafta let her top me at the end of the fight

<daedo> STOP LOOKIN AT PEPE'S SON

<akarah> SF would have like an uber townhouse
<Cheeze-> like have roommates!
<Cheeze-> liek you could hear me fap'n in my apt
<sheffy> ...
<sheffy> i already hear you fap
* sheffy watches eric become self-conscious
<Cheeze-> and doood
<Cheeze-> ha
<Cheeze-> i dont fap!
<sheffy> hahaha you are SO FULL OF SHIT
<Sohjiro> LOL
<akarah> ok that's one conversation i'm glad i never had with my last roommate haha
<Cheeze-> hahahaha

<gwend> sheffy walk into yer room see you slappin yer cack on the monitor screen
<gwend> dats a good pie
<Cheeze-> yes
<sheffy> ...

 Cerebrix: i need an nt to come take this 131 soldier
 Cerebrix: hes stuck in a tree outta my range

Lleets: i wanna fuck loren war

<Valkress> I love all our advisors and they do a great job except for Cheeze who never picks
   up the fucking soap..(lol) 

<Raaad> i got my grades for this semester today.........3.75 baby!! 3 A, 1 B!!! wooo!!! i be
  smartttt
<sheffy> or you give good blowjobs

 Nijea: we doing eel?
 Chanell: ya
 Nijea: need a gimpy ma? :)
 Chanell: uh
 Chanell: "yes"
 Sfbot: <aaronb> MAs are cool at eel
 Sfbot: <aaronb> "you tried to be useful, but missed!"

Smoof: MY NEIGHBORS DOG HAS A 4 INCH CLIT :D

Noninja: I saw a documentary once. and this guy said that every prisoner that enters his
  jail has to toss his salad. he said he always offers them syrup or jelly to cover up the
  taste. says he can't cum exept by a man licking his ass. 

 Craftmarks: HOLY SHIT!!! IN DANISH PRISONS YOU CAN TAKE YOUR PC WITH YOU AND HAVE THE
   INTERNET AND JUST PLAY GAMES!!!!!!
 Craftmarks: thats badass
 Raaadiance: something for u to look forward to Craft
 Raaadiance: you're black..you'll end up in prison one of these days
 Ameno: lololol
 Craftmarks: lol
 Prohebrus: BAHAHAHA
 Craftmarks: thats messed up and funny at the same time

[Team] Hilani: sorry about that had to get dog off the neighbor

Nooby: brb blaming boco

<sheffy> i did channy :P
<sheffy> errr
<sheffy> i did, channy
<sheffy> haha

<Chanell-> bbl showering with tempaz

[Craftmarks] i'm gonna be on american idol next year - vote for me

Koline: I hate you guys so much, this guild sucks. Im joining blackcloak!
Ramzie: rofl

<Sentak> i had to drive around and pick up jobe applications :( 17 year olds get stuck
  wit the shitty jobs :)
<sheffy> jobe applications :P  lol

Sfbot: <Chanell->  go to the arena and handle it like men
Jovial: I would rather you handle it like women in the arena, with some baby oil and
   transparent clothing

<Chanell-> uh oh
<Chanell-> my cat scratched me when i tried to defend my cake

 Craftmarks: im gonna film a movie called, The Matrix Unloaded, who wants to be neo?
 Craftmarks: i think we are gonna have Sheffy play Trinity
 Craftmarks: there is a love scene in it guys with neo and trinity, but Sheffy is playing
   Trinity so if you dont like kissing guys and humping them then neo isn't the part for you


[Wigz] give me a minute i can't find my tool

 Logik1: fucking canadians
 Prohebrus: fuck you..... we got all the beer

<Chanell-> i'm amusing as a root canal IRL

<aaronb> but I'm speaking sexually here
<aaronb> and while I love my girls...
<aaronb> that is not on the menu

<iwi> my piercings are pissed off

 Sfbot: <dj_sAq>  i was fappin, and didnt catch it soon enough
 Sfbot: <dj_sAq>  and my boys jumped
 Sfbot: <dj_sAq>  nailed my chin and my chest
 Sfbot: <dj_sAq>  i gave myself a money shot :(

Nooby: i said 'waer si teh whumpuh' today at work

Phinger: tell your player wigz to stop doing the interrupt emote that looks like he screwing
   I find it offensive.

 Lilfelix: omg.. Ellph = Akarah?
 Sfbot: <aaronb> open felix, insert clue
 Ellph: wow felix is quick ;p
 Sheffy: and felix catches up to 3 weeks ago
 Ellph: sheffy's like "hmm is it worth tattooing 'clue' on my cock?"

Sarelron: some GM named Longshot answered one of my petitions once, thought it was ironic
   to have someone with that name answering petitions :x

Killrbashr: SMASH THEM IN THEIR FUCKS

 Cheeze: gwend arena now
 Gwend: cheeze nakie now

<Miashiro> jerking off > healing people in pvp

<Cheeze-> i'm rubbing my nuts right now, and sniffing my hand...i smell nothing

<Felixxx> I've gotta go take a shower, my Nuts are stinkin me out...

<wigzAO> sheffy, stop linking gay pron

 Bettyross: doin ninjas with a lvl50 team rawr
 Bettyross: this is either gonna be hella power lvling or a cluster fuck of death

<smokbrk> i would rather fuck martha stewart
<smokbrk> i bet martha stewart gives a mean bj

<Miashiro> what to play what to play
<Cheeze-> spin the bottle
<Miashiro> by myself?
<Miashiro> I'm not that flexible

<Raaad> screw the cleaning lady
<aaronb> my wife is fine with it

Madcrafta: i remember stromm sent me pics of him naked in the shower, haha those owned

Stromm: lol getting a title from usign 2 accounts...lmao
Stromm: ''WTB a life''

 <Cheeze-> akarah has nutrient problems
 <Cheeze-> he's drinking acid and smelling old shoes to correct it

<Chanell-> as i said, having a tape of that would make little sense, it could be used against me
     when i pretend i last longer than i actually do again
<aaronb> play it in slow motion

 Magret: Jack "Leg-chopper" Clone =P
 Variorum: kill it
 Magret: alone ?? any other wishes ??
 Nomoniker: yes, magret.  I'm really craving some choclate

Lilfelix: thats why my Doc in the very end will be more uber then Sheffeh! =P  

 Ramzie: do Guard Turret have loot?
 Killrbashr: yeah GA4
 Sheffy: hahaha

Xolus: are we still talking about black men screwing pregnant action stars?

Cheese: i'm down down with pokin some kid in the head with my dick

Eewee: nalika said my boobs shrunk again. i feel so insecure.

 Raaadiance: one of my roomates is on the phone about 95% of the time she is not sleeping or
   in class......it drives me absolutly insane...PUT DOWN YOUR FUCKING CELL PHONE YOU STUPID FUCK
 Muffinhunter: ......
 Muffinhunter: calm down raad >_<
 Nomoniker: too which she says "GET OFF THE COMPUTER YOU STUPID FUCK!"
 Nubs: HHAAH
 Muffinhunter: hahaha
 Cheese: haha
 Muffinhunter: pwned by jim
 Nubs: Raaad Pwned by Nomo
 Xolus: Abortionslap
 Raaadiance: yah i was pwned :(

 Sfbot: <tenji> I want to get good enough at FPS to kick all you male gamers arses one day.
 Sfbot: <tenji> like Aeon Flux... me...in a thong ... with a gun... bustin cap

Nubs: in my experience girls dont really fap..they bzzzzzzzzz..zzzzzz.zzzz uNF

<Cheeze> i've heard about people going both ways

<Cheeze> "dood cheese your god...i want your nuts in my mouth"

Slugem: Anyone interested in participating in my Atrox's gone wild video?

Gravyomlet: for the record, you're only an alcoholic if you go to meetings

 Reeoko: outta smokes and im jones'n my ass off
 Demnspawnt: your too young to smoke! just let me feel your tits!

<Cheeze> soggy cheerios are my ballz

 Demnspawnt: somebody be funny!
 Valkress: Craft got laid
 Madhava: BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!
 Slugem: lol

Madhava: Asmoran will rise yet again one day to smash all that is fuck & feast upon the
  flesh of the living. So it has been foretold (we think).

 Craftmarks: i hate it, im black and cant even relate to my hood brothers cause i grew up
   around all the white kids my entire life

(sheffy) holy shizznit wazzuap
<Thedeacon> WAZZAAP ON THE DIZZOW IN THE HIZZOW?
* sheffy flashes a \x/essyde sign
<Thedeacon> blizzat?
(sheffy) to the blizzing
<Thedeacon> shizz

 Nipper: i have to go, here are some credits to help you get started.
 Nipper: mt
 Nipper: i have to go, here are some credits to help you get started.
 Nipper: wtfs

Blackabus: asmo was the last trader in the game and he quit today so no more wrangles

Craftmarks: sex owns
Craftmarks: mt

 Sultanx: they should let u see nekkid characters while wearing this cap
 Chanell: (he is saying that while facing me)
 Sultanx: LOL
 Chanell: ...

<gwend> pron is for the weak
<gwend> masturbating to disney movies is where its at

<gotwang> how come doom3 alhpa works fine with 50 biillion more polys yet ao chunks like a peice
    of crap

<aaronb> just because you aren't awake for it doesn't mean you weren't fapping your granite
   torture tool in your sleep
<sheffy> aaron is back with his witty comments and lack of a smile
<aaronb> :D
<sheffy> wtf!
<sheffy> bullshit
<sheffy> ebay 
<sheffy> what did you do with aaron

<aaronb> fappin morning wood is like hammering a nail with your fist... it hurts and it's not
   going anywhere

<boco> i love how i fap upstairs for like 5 minutes, and nothing happens, then im walkin around
   burshin my teeth and i feel some shit on my leg :|

<Fat|Fat> rp is for people with no weenir

<sheffy> getting to 200 used to require perseverence
<Destria> Or exploiting ;)

 Akarah: btw nerf Medusa Physiotherapist Matrons

<Chanell-> i need one hand to jack off still

<Killrmeta> IM FUCKING NAKED RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!
<sheffy> OH MY FUCKING GOD
<sheffy> afk 25 secs

<Killrmeta> EAT A FUCKING DICK YOU HOMOSALAD FUCK

 <Dyna18> rofl... I love FC quotes... check this one:
 <Dyna18> "As a result, this is NOT a bug... and it will continue to be not a bug, until
    funcom decides otherwise. "

 <sheffy> * Cz|busy/#anarchyonline : Engineer pistol pulled from patch due to a very bad bug
 <sheffy> I wonder what it is :<
 <Mglo> it makes engis actually do damage

 <Drsnurre> *hums on a linkin park song*
 <Drsnurre> I wanna heal
 <Drsnurre> I wanna keel
 <Drsnurre> When we're raiding Master Eel
 <Drsnurre> I wanna loot something I've wanted for so long
 <Drsnurre> I'm looting Cosmik's thong

 Msmuffet: hmm, I dont like mery's CH macro
 Demn: hm i don't like mery

 Wigzz: where's stromm when ya need him... :P
 Sfbot: ### Stromm signed on

Demnspawnt: dude that snot song rocks

 Sfbot: <gwend>  BUST OUT THE BAKED BEANS WERE GOIN TO WAR
 Nomoniker: lololol

Craftmarks: lol guys my brother bought a porn movie and when he put it in there were 8 guys
   having an orgy, it was the wrong movie haha

Mazino: this one girl i fucked she stank sooo bad

Mohgedien: i'm gonna be spiderman and dress in red spandex

 Sfbot: <Sentak>  im bored out my mind and cant get a 150++ xp team so im gonna play a lvl 1
   engi alt. WOOT
 Sfbot: <sheffy> baaaahahahaha engi alt!!
 Sfbot: <sheffy> i made one of those back when i was an idiot
 Caddock: .....
 Sfbot: <sheffy> erm, hi caddock.

 Craftmarks: any man who would not want huge boobs hitting them in the head while they do a
   chick is dumb

 Coldfists: pfff noob i've been up for ... math probs suck
 Coldfists: 27 hours

 Mohgedien: before yo elders lay up da wupass can on yo bitchnigga block mofo trudat
 Caddock: when did Meurgen move to the ghetto?

 Msmuffet: heh someone is killing the queen
 Sfbot: <Niktorius> wtf someone kill Sheffy!?

 Madhava: Omg this is awesome
 Madhava: I just cast UBT on myself
 Madhava: now I can attack at glacier speed!

Craftmarks: i just got asked to hold it

Caddock: why am i in the middle of a craft and sheffy sandwich?

 Valkress: i sense the homosalad is strong within you Cheeze

 Chanell: peter comes by, hits me once, goes back to cheeze
 Chanell: bitchslapped 
 Valkress: just saying hi?

 Cheeze: HE IS CUTE WITH A CAPITOL Q
 Sheffy: QUOTED
 Sheffy: with a capital Q

Demnspawnt: yo sully go north hook me up with some AT i'm in the gay red suit

 Craftmarks: >>>>Otacraftmarks<<<<
 Craftmarks: omg

[Sfbot] Craftmarks: ALL HEALS TO CHEEZE!!! NON HEALERS USE BASIC HEAL

Eewee: rp'er shooting guards in wa. sf is teh corruptx0r.

 Craftmarks: if i were you i would tell my husband to EAD
 Darkzodiac: well that is my job Craft :)

 Mohgedien: how many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
 Mohgedien: depends on how hard chanell throws em

<caddock> whoever was in charge of The One design in the dev team must have seriously got his ass
    handed to him by an engie in PvP or sumthing .... and is holding a grudge

 Cheeze: Primus Bully: You forgot your kiss goodbye!
 Cheeze: as this primus is chasing me
 Cheeze: wtfz

 Willpower: besides the more ppl in the guild the higher the probability of another shaving
   balls conversation.. i am not willing to risk that
 Molgan: shaving balls is win

 Demnspawnt: wooT!!!
 Demnspawnt: 14 year old boobies!
 Demnspawnt: LOL MT

 Sfbot: <Cott> I need some panyhose, a can of whipped cream, a football helmet, and either
   Sheffy or Cheeze. . .

 Wigz: uh oh
 Wigz: its getting hard...

 Raaadiance: lol i just noticed i have exacly 13333333 xp ....fukin wierd
 Kurimo: go kill 4 leets
 Eewee: ROFL

<Letah> naw I can still make it sticky again!

 Killrbashr: penis
 Raaadiance: *perk*
 Senseiyakuza: you want what?

<Raaad> i teabag your mom a lot
<Cyphran> I was just going to say that...

 Mglomk2: bah pwned by a norwegian :\
 Mglomk2: kinda embarrasing

<Raaad> i shaved my testicles last night
 Raaadiance: [Helpbot]: no results were found for "shavedballs"
 Raaadiance: i know my new alt name!

<[SF]> Sfbot: ### Caddock signed off
<caddock> what in the love of god is wrong with my connection? 
<Raaad>  i smacked ur ethernet card with my penis

<aaronb> eric becomes a real penis when he's truly done with someone
<aaronb> which is cool, actually

Lilfelix: I am a Cunning Linguist and a Master Debator

Valkress: do u guys ever NOT talk about fellatio?

Madhava: actually STUNK COCK sounds really funny

Mazine: lol jerking off was the win at 15

Sfbot: <gwend>  i dry humped at age 6

Mazine: how about hot guys...boing!

Killrbashr: if I were a hot chick for a day, I'd sit at home playing with vegetables

Eewee: i'm proud to have real boobs

Ramzie: haha, WTF is up with chicks wanting u to shit on their chests?!

Raaadiance: TWAT COCK?! WTF IS TWAT COCK!?

Valkress: its cold and I am not usually this small.

<NikWTF> like Advs should have HNT first cause were uber tanks :P
<Mglo> any melee class should get it first
<Mglo> since its 40 melee init
<sheffy> fine, I'm IPR'ing shotgun and going melee just to get HNT faster

Akarah: ohmyfuckinggod 4 orgs just split mercs without drama lol

 Asmoran: <-- 8480 hp unbuffed
 Sfbot: <Chanell->  ok that's it
 Sfbot: <Chanell->  i'm hiring EO to grief your bases, fucker!
 Sfbot: <Chanell->  oh wait... error in my plan...

<Chanell-> WELCOME TO GESTAPOBOT V.21 - I AM THE UBER SHIT HERE AND HAMINIE IS UBER FOR HER AZURE
    AND KNOWS EVERYTHING

 Cheeze: lets duel aaron
 Asmoran: ok eric, but I get to predrain and you have to turn off your monitor

<aaronb> ok so
<aaronb> every time I zone into newland
<aaronb> I feel like loren is gonna be pissed about me killing his brother
<aaronb> sadly, funcom doesn't design their shit that way :/

<aaronb> I need to adjust my implants

[Sfbot] Caddock: everyone out at mercs?
[Sfbot] Asmoran: yeah
[Sfbot] Caddock: ok omw out
[Synergy Factor] Madhava: how'd ya guess> :>
[Synergy Factor] Caddock: cuz guildchat is dead. that means everyone is at primus lol

Cheeze: i think ian cheats on loren with otacustes

 Asmoran: I need oyu as a drainpet, ree
 Reeoko: wtfz

<aaronb> you ready to spank me, chan?

Sheffy: whoah, a movie called "8 seconds" is on tv
Sheffy: i didnt know you starred in a porno
Asmoran: I didn't know I lasted a full 8 seconds

Testengineer: Boglwe is a waste of framerate

<aaronb> omfg
<aaronb> I just tried to navigate funcom's forums with asdw

Wigz: jesus I'm tiny now

 Reeoko: omg alex is in the dress
 Coldfists: omg scary
 Alexea: how could you think im gay!!!!

 Caddock: if i see another ad for penis enlargerment i will snap

 Pholdier: does a single player mission holder have to be logged in for someone else to get
   into the mission?
 Chanell: no pholdier
 Pholdier: ok. thanks
 Pholdier: just cant find the right hole then

 Chanell: i'd actually stay awake for mercs...
 Sheffy: Well I'm glad we found at least one raid Chanell will go to
 Chanell: sheffy are you trolling me or are you trying to provoke me?
 Sheffy: A little of both.

 Trus: FUCK I'M GOOD, I just Dropped My hamburger PATTy full of ketchu and mustad RIGHT on my LAP!
 Trus: MOTHER &^&*^&^&^
 Trus: god, this ALWAYS happenes

 Cheeze: [Ojespersen] can i  come in without you kiling me?
 Cheeze: haha in their own arena they ask me for permission

<Slugem> I could never be guild leader.  I would be org kicking people all day long for being
   stupid or whining

 Docholidah: just asking for opionions
 Docholidah: cant spell lol
 Docholidah: opion
 Docholidah: lol

 Cheeze: wtfz

 Reeoko: ARE U RoLLING??
 Valkress: yes u fucking cock stfu

Ramzie: meurg id bet ur perdy enough to be my faping material :)

<gwend> i was thinkin with this war and all
<gwend> if chem weapons start goin off and i get a wiff of something
<gwend> will it have any effect on my sperm count

Chanell: fraggin leave sully alone you cumguzzling 5-cent-whore

Caddock: I have three skills that are maxed out at 666 .... that can't be good
Chanell: use expertise ;p

[Riokou] has sf killed eel yet today, i relaly wanna turn in my AF armor

Killrbashr: I dual wield dildos

Asmoran: read org chat, you giant steaming penis

 Defilade: Hey!!!  I see SFers logged on, lets XP!!
 Molgan: sorry im 200 ;p
 Ameno: HAHAHA
 Molgan: :D
 Sailo: lol
 Ameno: You've been DYING to say that, haven't you :P
 Molgan: you bet :D
 Defilade: Yeah, what a way to wuss out from doing missions

 Coldfists: sheff ... MAs stand 0 chance against docs
 Sfbot: <sheffy> that's why i asked you for a duel
 Coldfists: LOL

 Ramzie: craftmarks u spend entirely to much time thinking about my cock dude

 Rayvah: my asshole itches
 Rayvah: like really bad
 Killrbashr: you might be alergic to all that vaseline

 Tempaz: my friend was just on him
 Tempaz: for like hours
 Sheffy: TMI

 <gwend> i got owned in diablo2 :<
 <gwend> account status: owned

Lordnecro: wow,funky lookin tool this is

Madhava: I never looked right in dresses ><

Shadytrade: anyone feel like helping me kill BiB and Galvino real quick?
Shadytrade: *crickets*

Craftmarks: I SEE BLACK PEOPLE!!!

 Poisonfist: SF MoP bitch... over 1000 served.  Next!
 Asmoran: haha poison
 Asmoran: hook me up :)
 Asmoran: I'm all alone by a maggot

 Stromm: gun1.5 is huge
 Sfbot: <gwend>  you should see his cock

 Reeoko: omg chan is fucking tiny
 Sfbot: <sheffy> you should see her.. cock..

 Asmoran: we're having walking races in EFP
 Cheeze: we have determined everyone walks at the same speed..but not straight

Cheeze: <<,<< enjoying the game more at 200....missions are my ballz..and now i want
   shadowknowledge ggktxh i got the regen!

 Craftmarks: Asmo man you gotta post a RL pic so we can Fap fap fap to it
 Kennan: dude

Sfbot: [All Towers] Control Tower - Omni just attacked the omni organization Phoenix
   Consortium's tower in Southern Artery Valley  at location (712, 870).

Mohgedien: and i took this GREAT closeup pic of Boglewe's cameltoe. it's horrendously large

 Craftmarks: lets change our guild name to YOU JUST GOT FUKKED UP!!! when we do tower fights

 Sailo: anyone on?
 Niktorius: no
 Sailo: cool

 Akarah: ok..
 Akarah: i've done some testing..
 Akarah: and i've determined that EQB is better than Neleb's Notum Battlerod (QL53)

 Raaadiance: fuck traders...FUCK THEM
 Valkress: haha
 Raaadiance: adv's are crap without heals.....so FUCK TRADERS
 Tritop: haha
 Raaadiance: :p
 Valkress: lmao

Sfbot: <Caddock> chichie what is a "skank bubble"?

Killrbashr: sheffy is gay I think

 Tenjikiito: all the girls in SF are cuties ...
 Tenjikiito: ;)
 Caddock: except molgo

<Chanell-> asmoran beat a 200 enf? the enf must have forgotten to attack

 Molgan: seriously
 Molgan: i cant understand how sf have managed to get like 100% competent people
 Tergx: well we do have you Molg
 Molgan: "haha"
 Molgan: moving right along

<Chanell-> mglo your brain is oe again, isnt't it?

<sheffy> btw mglo, boco is hot
<Mglo> i know
<Mglo> his teeth are really really white

<Mglo> they nerfed my penis enlarger :(

<sheffy> It has now been 9 months since I've touched my Engineer
<sheffy> that sounded dirty.  I meant since i've levelled him

 Craftmarks: Guys Nanolight is Michael Jackson in RL, he has 20 kids gathered with him at
   his computer drinking hot chocolate and feeling eachothers legs

 Wigz: a guy walks into a bar 'I need a beer after that blowjob', bartender 'sure thing
   lucky guy', 'no, I need something to get this god awful taste out of my mouth'

 Boco: why is it hard for women to pee in the morning?
 Boco: ever tried to pull apart a grilled cheese?

 Turkan: what did the blind man say when he walked by the fish market
 Turkan: HELLLOOOO Ladies

 Turkan: what do you tell a woman with two black eyes
 Turkan: nothing.  you allready told her twice

 Ramzie: why did the woman cross the road
 Ramzie: i dont know, wtf was she doin outta the kitchen?

 Ramzie: 2 muffins are in a oven and 1 muffin says to the other "man its getting hot in
   here" and the other muffin says "HOLY FUCKING SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!"

 Ramzie: why couldnt Hellen Keller Drive
 Ramzie: because she was a woman

 Raaadiance: a boy and a man walk into the woods and the boy starts crying and says "im
   scared" ....the man replies, "how do u think i feel, i have to walk out of here alone" .

 Ramzie: how do u get 1000 dead babys in a telephone booth
 Boco: blender

 Ramzie: whats worse then a dead baby in 1 trashcan
 Boco: a dead baby in 3 trash cans

 Raaadiance: DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMINT
 Craftmarks: STFU EBAY
 Nanolight25: lol!

 Craftmarks: Sheffy that Jet Li Movie, (The One) is on HBO now
 Sheffy: does he drop spiritual rites armor?
 Craftmarks: lol!

(sheffy) boco - i've never looted a single 190+ sf
(sheffy) i got one from you and bought 2 for 45m
(sheffy) that's sad 
<dj_sAq> you dont ninja enough
(sheffy) yea i know, i'm always healing people
(sheffy) and since i'm chain-healing, i can't loot while my nano bar is recharging
<dj_sAq> OMG
<dj_sAq> im gonna stop playing my doc
<dj_sAq> i cant ninja anymore
<dj_sAq> :<

 Shaquanza: ohshit
 Shaquanza: i just let loose the nastiest fart evar
 Logik1: heh
 Boco: sweet

 Caddock: need me to smash your nuggets?
 Sheffy: I can't believe caddock just said that!

Kennan: I have marathon pisses now that I switched from dr pepper to gatorade

 Sfbot: <sheffy> aaron
 Asmoran: yea?
 Sfbot: <sheffy> i need you to flame someone on the forums
 Asmoran: ok, gimme a few mins
 Sfbot: <sheffy> thanks

 Caddock: what do you always see frequently in SF teams?
 Nitsobar: "ding" ?
 Caddock: .. "Someone else is already looting these remains"

 Kennan: lag
 Etacarinae: notum fluctuations

 Sfbot: ### Asmoran signed on
 Asmoran: <-- signing on to check for offline hate tells

 Nanolight25: this is gay
 Meurgen: welcome to ao

 Asmoran: where is aegean?
 Sfbot: <sheffy> aaron is ebayed

<Chanell-> will you be fine with docs having the dibs on azure armor?
<Cheeze-> i want everything
<Cheeze-> so no

 Cheese: CragMunch Lavaspitter
 Cheese: blubbag boss
 Nubs: sounds like a old GF of mine

 Novalia: Akarah duel?
 Akarah: if you'll fight at full agg
 Stromm: hahaha

<sheffy> hahaha fuck off
<aaronb> let's duel
<[SF]> Sfbot: <aaronb> need rrfe + mop + tts

 Cheeze: so my g/f put a plastic throw away bowl in the microwave with soup in it.....well
   the plastic bowl got hot and melted..and then her soup went everywhere

 Iloll: insert can ---->//\Y/\\<---- HERE!!
 Valkress: omg Ilol painted a "y" where his dick should be
 Meurgen: hahahahah
 Iloll: OMFG that wasnt mine that was yours!! LOL ROFLOL
 Valkress: OH LOL !
 Valkress: STFU

Valkress: I will stab u in the face with a used frozen condom u fuk

 Lleets: u can all laugh at me in swg ><
 Sfbot: <sheffy> What's your name going to be in SWG?  Llukes?
 Lleets: lol sheffy
 <gwend> jaba the gwend
 <gwend> hohoho

Valkress: they should rename Reclaim Terminal to Ramzie's Fuckup Collection Agency

 Sheffy: madhava whatcha doin :p
 Madhava: in mission, keelin lotsa white people

Sfbot: <Caddock> lol I scroll down through the old pages off our members forum and am
       seeing threads titled "hot orgies" ... "hot sex xxx" ..."i use viagra" ..."xxx pics" ....
       what kind of forum are we running? I can only imagine what impression that gives our new
       members when they get members access ...

 Gooberz: so i tried to explain to a RL friend today y its cool to put a "z" on the end of
       things like Roflz and Lolz and shitz....and he just didnt get it :((
 Mohgedien: hahahahah
 Trus: WTHZ IS WRONG WITH HIM?!
 Gooberz: IZ DONTZ KNOWZ!      
 Chanell: OMGZ DUNNOZ HEZ MUSTZ SUCKZ

 Drmarin: sheffy u from US
 Niktorius: he's from homosalad

 Sfbot: <sheffy> I still remember when I beat Reeoko + Craftmarks 2 on 1
 Mazine: rofl how shameful

 Gwend: i fucked barbra walters once <-- truths
 Gwend: she was loose
 Gwend: was liek throwin a hot dog down a fuckin hallway

Ramzie: SIR! permission to smash their fuck and toss their homosalads!

 Craftmarks: btw guys sadly, i have to get a job even though i dont need to, my brother is
       bitching cause all i do is play AO all day everyday and he wants me to work, i tried to say
       screw you and stuff but i think im gonna have to give in, cause playing AO is cutting my RL
       short and i seriously need some pussy

<Chanell-> come on mglo, there's a life outside AO you know
<Mglo> whut evar
<Mglo> i was outside yesterday

<aaronb> will.you.just-stfu.org has address 66.250.50.252

<aaronb> goddamnit
(sheffy) blue balls?

(sheffy) how would you describe yourself?
<Caddock> are we talking physical?
(sheffy) sure
<Caddock> hmm. 5'6 ... 150 lbs ... short brown hair, hazel eyes. why do i feel like i'm cybering
          with sheffy all of a sudden?

<Caddock> make it sticky :D

<Caddock> i read somewhere on that SWG site that the developers had a big debate over whether or
          not female wookies had breasts. they needed to decide for the character generation.

 Sfbot: <Caddock> cheeze is paraphrasing
 Sfbot: <Cheeze-> i don't even own a parachute

 Cheeze: i used to touch michael jackson's winky
 Valkress: MJ must have buffed you with Homosexuality(other) Cheeze

 Peod: Stromm are you 200 yet?
 Stromm: sigh no
 Peod: feckin newb

 Sfbot: ### Valkress signed on
 Valkress: 3 fucking lds ina  row in tara dungeon
 Sfbot: ### Valkress signed off
 Sultanx: um 4 now
 Sfbot: <sheffy> lol

(talking about tech support jobs) 
 <gwend> ever get foreign people talkin to you? 
 <gwend> omg 
 <Chanell-> a few americans 
 <gwend> where you just say wha 
 <gwend> wha 
 <gwend> can you repeat that 
 <gwend> wha 
 <gwend> man they get pissed off 
 <gwend> can you hold on one sec need to turn up the volume 
 * gwend goes to the bathroom 
 <gwend> ok button was broke 
 <gwend> wha


 Craftmarks: Me and Iloll are geting married
 Iloll: LOL

<gwend> i use to fuck with peopel when i did phone support for h&r block tax software
<gwend> that job was the shit

 Coeus: ahhhh, aint nothing like a freshly shaved clam 
 Killrmeta: bearded clams = bad 
 Chichie: omgz my ears dont talk about clams on guild chat 
 Chichie: cock only plz 

<Cott> I'm burned out on stupid teams from Tir
<Caddock> then join stupid SF teams

 Chichie: gwend has shape soft but couldnt find a hard on to save her ass
 Chichie: hard one*

Falcontalon: NExt question: Did you know that not only is Cottingham gay, but hes easy?
Cottingham: once again Falcon gives us last years news

Valkress: i wanna get rid of my affro

 Sfbot: [Org. Towers] The tower Massive Cannon Turret at X:505.297 and Y:1.72698 in Belial
   Forest was just destroyed!
 Valkress: wtf
 Clarah: OMG SF UNDER ATTACK !
 Stromm: AHHHH
 Valkress: DIVE DIVE!!

Stromm: come to WA bank, errrr, reclaim

 Mazino: isnt it past your bedtime stromm?
 Sfbot: <sheffy> owned

Caddock: Best in Brass walks like he has jock itch

 Trus: Same here, Valk is the only reason I came back *sniff*
 Valkress: omg my bs'o'meter just went off the scale!

Cheeze: see ya later guys, i'm leaving ao for awhile
Cheeze: have fun
Cheeze: latez
Cottingham: see you in a couple hours Cheeze ;)

Wigz: Boglwe spotted in WA
Madhava: Who's watching the whompa? omfgz!!

 [Clan leaders] Mastus: can u add my guild to nwchat? :)
 [Clan leaders] Asmoran: no, you're an idiot
 [Clan leaders] Asmoran: you shouldn't even be leading an organization
 [Clan leaders] Rakhabit: ouch that's harsh :(
 [Clan leaders] Annahl: ouch
 [Clan leaders] Mastus: just add my guild to Nwchat plz
 [Clan leaders] Asmoran: you could close your account and make about 80 other players happy

[Meurgen]: i was playing in the womans dressing room today at macy's and i got that
   song "Take y breath away stuck in my head"

 Asmoran: Craftmarks, you get laid yet?
 Gridhound: he says he has
 Asmoran: I think I'm behind on org gossip

Mazine: cheeze fantasizes of being on sheffy's shoulders 

[All Towers] Army of Dead Children just attacked the clan organization Synergy
       Factor's tower in Belial Forest at location (2091, 415).

[All Towers] A Sad Toad just attacked the clan organization Synergy Factor's tower
       in Belial Forest at location (2091, 415).

[All Towers] The clan organization Arions Brats just entered a state of war!  Aerbex
       attacked the clan organization Arion's tower in Wailing Wastes at location (2586, 1986).

 Valkress: i was thinking i was gonna have to lay some solo smackdown on that primus
 Valkress: but lucky for him.i zoned first

 Cheeze: DING
 Cheeze: 197!
 Koleika: grats lowbie

<Shady_T> you are such a dork  
<Chanell-> no i am a loot whore.
<Chanell-> that's an important dif

[aaronb(aaronb@blackcloak.org)] that's so teenage mutant ninja turtles

 Sultanx: Gutting Hook lol  my first piece of Tara loot
 Madhava: you will beat traders one day ^^ and congrats Sultan

Madhava hit you for 1337 points of your-sister-looks-as-fine-as-your-mom-but-won't-let-me-get-past-2nd-base-wtf damage

 Craftmarks: me and cheeze are gonna make alts like the Roddy twins, our names are ognna be
   Fudgepacker and Fudgestuffer
 Cheeze: hahah this is craft's wet fantasy
 Cheeze: << just found out about this

 Killrmeta: norelco + nuts = pain
 Killrmeta: it cut my sac
 Killrmeta: my old electric razor worked good on my nuts
 Killrmeta: but not the norelco

 Raadiance: what in the hell is wrong with u Asmo
 Asmoran: WITH ME??!?
 Killrmeta: MONEY SHOT

Mazino: i got this porn im trying to download and its taking forever :/

 Killrmeta: balls on your forehead
 Chichie: i thought it was balls on yer chin
 Sfbot: <sheffy> in a 69 position, balls go on your forehead.  duh.

* sheffy smothers his mouth around gwend's green tongue
<gwend> :x
<gwend> you sick bastard

 Chichie: 90% of sf chat is talking of cocks
 Cottingham: eat a dick
 Killrmeta: fap fap fap

 Sfbot: <Cyphran>  Best thing to come out of Canada EVAR: Tim Horton's WOOO!
 Falcontalon: wtf does that mean?
 Cottingham: it means you suck Falcon
 Falcontalon: i will rape you until its consensual

Killrmeta: Do you wash your pants with windex? Because I can see myself in them

(sheffy) dude someone was advertising recruiting for their guild on the leaders channel
(sheffy) total brilliance

 Caddock: whoops! that uses up my tool
 Caddock: now I need a new tool

Azzazzimon: the leader of SF is a total azz!:p

 Asmoran: ok, I just fumbled 8 times in a row casting plunder
 Peod: Grats Asmo!

 Chanell: Selfbuffed nerfmeee sounds like Experienced Asmoran.... not gonna happen
 Stromm: LOL
 Asmoran: I heard that

 Gooberz: how come some times when u open the fridge there is enough food in there to feed a
   small country...but there is still nothing that you want to eat...
 Sfbot: <Chanell-> i have the other side of that problem raaad. i eat as much as a small
   country but the fridge is never full

 Cheeze: see you guys are all laughing now at my joke
 Cheeze: thats why its so quiet
 Chichie: shut yer cock holster plz

Peod: Apprentice Flung"Peod"Poo (QL0)

Sultanx: hump macro is soooo 2002

 Caddock: when did Georg make our KoS list?
 Sfbot: <aaronb> sorta since we became friends
 Sfbot: <aaronb> it's always more fun to harass friends after you kill them

<Channy> i just assasinated a lvl 1 enf in BY3

Asmoran: he can meet with my three inch tool and ballsack on his forehead

Caddock: poor MP has to beg for buffs to get his uber pet

 Meurgen: sully hangs out in BY14 in Tir now. :x 
 Meurgen: on that waterfall in the noob training ground

<Mglo> no i dont have any porn :\

<Chanell-> well aaron nobody is perfect
<aaronb-q> yea, but I'm supposed to be

Msmuffet: that attack was kinda like sex with reeoko...over b4 it started

 Sfbot: <saq\sleep>  HALLO FRANDS
 Reeoko: have u seen my baseball?

<aaronb> ryan, moving furniture and shit all day
<_Cheeze_> handling his "wood" furniture
<sheffy> eric likes to talk about aaron's wood

 Kinkstaah [Vamp@c17791.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au] has joined #synergyfactor
(sheffy) KinKY
<Kinkstaah> WTF
(sheffy) wut
<Kinkstaah> WTF
(sheffy) yes sir?
(sheffy) I'm not sure how to respond to WTF
<Kinkstaah> I'm eating eggs!

 Sfbot: <sheffy> so, guys
 Sfbot: <sheffy> since you don't seem to have problems dueling an almost-TL6 Trader in the
   guild to lose your titles
 Sfbot: <sheffy> why the hell won't you all fight me?
 Sfbot: <sheffy> :(
<aaronb-q> hahaha
(sheffy) see?  sheffy is hurt!
 Reeoko: i almost killed him tho
 Reeoko: was close
 Sfbot: <sheffy> Are you saying I'm a stronger opponent than Asmoran?
 Reeoko: made him run 
 Reeoko: yes sheffy doc>trader

 Clarah: b0rg team lf 5 more

 [Clan leaders] Tortureyou: Guys we got a new clan ninja
 [Clan leaders] Tortureyou: Yppololita, grats on your new title.
 [Clan leaders] Iindalecio: how many in the guild?
 [Clan leaders] Sfbot: lame
 [Clan leaders] Tortureyou: her guild name is lost chapter
 [Clan leaders] Tortureyou: but I dont hold them responsible for actions of one member


<aaronb> you're like serously stroking my ego
<Tsk> is that what you call it?

<gwend> today i walk out to my car
<gwend> and find a big penis drawn on my windshield with shoe polish

Cheeze: rofl !!

 Wreckingball: sheffy is one of those people who hide in a corner and ganks level 150 engs
 Uberpwn: that would be Biohover

Mandemon: my mom says erections are as natural as a rain storm. and im going through a
       rainy season
Cheeze: i don't think i want my mom talking to me about my erections

[All Towers] The clan organization <The Mexican Landscaping Crew> just entered a state of
 war!  They attacked the omni organization TravelingOMNILoveMachine[TOLM]'s tower in Omni
 Forest at location (428, 2161).

 Craftmarks: anyone here listen to Rap music?
 Mshackalot: no, i dont listen to crap music
 Craftmarks: Snoop Dogg?
 Sfbot: <gwend>  fo shizzle ma nizzle

 Gwend: well ima go jack off then play an alt or something
 Gwend: bored :[

 Cheeze: imma be banging sentinel guys for  awhile till i get my whole set
 Sheffy: pardon me?

 Sheffy: IT'S A DAAAAAAAAAAAMN COOOOOOOOOOLD NIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
 Stromm: stfu
 Stromm: ban

Illwill: asmo, dude, my right hand sees more action than a porn star

 Craftmarks: guys im gonna start a funny thread we can all look at daily for a laugh on our
       members board, hopefully it can be put on sticky, the title will be Dumbass of the day,
       where daily we post dumb things people do in game with screenshots and stuff
 Slugem: When are you going to get laid, Craftmarks

 <Cott> sheffy? and if not sheffy then aaron?
 <Cott> either one of those young hairless boys will do

 <aaronb-q> I'm in a vegetable state
 <aaronb-q> I'm talking about my mind, not idaho
 <aaronb-q> you all think I'm some hick farmer joe out here with velcro sheep mitts

 <gwend>  i took out a bush on the way to school today
 <gwend>  balled tires + snow = win

 Anaxa: any action on ?
 Sfbot: <gwend>  only in my pants

 [Clan leaders] Dunkman: Must be faster than Spyderv to 200!

Whaambulance: Can't we just all get along and kill the neutrals?

<aaronb-n> we're the ambiguously gay organization :P

 Theevilcouch: I'm at reets retreat watching a bunch of RPers sit around and do nothing
 Mandemon: aw man you lucky sumbitch

Akarah: you'd think my repeated 6320 crits would keep agg

<sfutil> Akarah is a level 199 Clan Enforcer.  Advisor of Synergy Factor.
<sfutil> Sorry, character omg!$@! was not found...

<aaronb> my tool is seriously chaffed from all this music I download from you

Lleets: i want what they smoked when they came up with the baby face mob design

Clarah: is there any good place for bracers except missions without boco ? :P

<gwend> whats that breathing called when youre having a baby
<gwend> i have to do that when i get on a laughing spree
<gwend> he he hoo
<gwend> he he hoo

Raaadiance: party in Gwend's panties!!!
Gwend: only if you put em in yer mouth

 Nephron: it is that time of the month, but she is really pissed she ran out of maxi pads
 Akarah: thats why my fingers smell like tuna =((

<MGlo> cheeze keeps pulling missions to western avalon desert
<MGlo> gg
<MGlo> [Team] Cheeze: im a retard

<aaronb> AO crowd control works about as well as Leonard Nimoy singing Love Shack
<g`slpypoo> WTF
<g`slpypoo> leonard pwns that song
<g`slpypoo> and cc does not pwn

 Gwend: nanomage soldier has 600 less hp at 200 than soli
 Gwend: gg
 Gwend: thxforcuming
 Gwend: plzdrivethrough

 Osma: nerf soldiers
 Falcontalon: fuck you take it back!

 [Clan leaders] Boglwe: Leaders?
 [Clan leaders] Boglwe: I have many reports of clan guilds attacking Neut guilds towers!!
 [Clan leaders] Odeen: yeah and neuts attacking clanners
 [Clan leaders] Boglwe: why would we, as clan, do this?
 [Clan leaders] Sfbot: I'm all for peace through total domination

<dj_sAq> im laggin my nuts off tryin to look at pron

 [Clan leaders] Boglwe: I am not Naive,  I am he voice of the difference

Memeko: yeah us MAs are nerfed to perfection

(sheffy) everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten
<gwend> no shit
* Cott masturbates
<gwend> ima put them bitches on the endangered species list

 [Clan leaders] Iriee: boglwe u are so statuesque
 [Clan leaders] Lizor: JFDL!!
 [Clan leaders] Kalannar: JFDL?
 [Clan leaders] Lizor: Just F**cking Dies Laughing

<MGlo> take a pic when youre stroking your dick over his lips
<MGlo> hes sleeping!

Gwend: Enigma Sapling wants my nuts

 Petrimoulx: He//o SF!
 Sheffy: he//o petrimou/x
 Thetick: \/\/hy are we talking /ike this?
 Sheffy: 3y3 7|-|1|\||< |-|3'5 j|_|57 7ry1|\|6 70 83 |)1FF3r3|\|7

<aaronb> we only get on irc to exchange mp3's and bitch about efnet

<[SF]> Sfbot: [All Towers] The neutral organization The Elite Academy just entered a state of war!
        They attacked the clan organization OOPS! Sorry it was my Auto Attack's tower in Holes in
       the Wall at location (232, 1051).

<aaronb> public away messages == lame 
* Cheeze- afk <BBL>
* MGlo is away: playing ao!

 [Thedeacon]: So please, no hateration or holleration fo scheezie pleazy 

 Nexxium: i really think it is time for GA5

 Nephron: craft isn't gay though, but he does like his brother alot.... craftmarks :  incest
   is best
 Craftmarks: nephron is my brother
 Sfbot: <sheffy> Hey, incest is at least something the whole family can do.

 Craftmarks: Guys who is your favorite Lord of the rings character? mine is the Elf dude
   with the Bow
 Molgan: are you gay craft?

 Stromm: i would literally terminate over and over again fi i got beat by a BBI adv
 Stromm: no offense lol
 Valkress: hey fuck you buddy
 Valkress: :p

Solories: these motherfucker org contracts need to either fucking work or not fucking work
       at least I know when I can't cast a God Damn Nano Program

<aaronb> I'm waiting for funcom to make an upgrade for it
<aaronb> turn it into a sperm ejector or whatever
(sheffy) they probably will
(sheffy) then they'll come out with a banana suit
(sheffy) trader-only
<aaronb> that would own
<aaronb> needs pressure release vents
<aaronb> nothing like ripping ass into a bananasuit full of semen

<aaronb> I've tried to cut back on dropping logs in the beverages

[Clan leaders] Azzazzimon: Go kill some guards so I know your a real clanner

 [Clan leaders] Windguaerd: Restablishing Secure COMM link to Clan Leaders Global COMM...
 [Clan leaders] Windguaerd: Connection established...
 [Clan leaders] Windguaerd: Hello Leaders.
 [Clan leaders] Rakhabit: hello
 [Clan leaders] Ubersize: um, hello

 Falcontalon: Fuck fixers and their guns
 Gridhound: don't swing that way buddy find a goat

 Logik1: runnning around=lame
 Logik1: i dont like when ppl run from me i dnt do it to ppl
 Gwend: right
 Gwend: and thats why you arent neo
 Gwend: gg
 Gwend: pwned x2
 Logik1: ROFL

 Asmoran: woah, there is literally nobody at the arena
 Asmoran: except alexea
 Valkress: yeah its completely dead
 Alexea: lol
 Asmoran: but I'm afraid of him
 Alexea: ill calm you to death

 Akarah: hey do we have any people in the guild who live in france? :/
 Caddock: none that would admit it, Akarah

 Molgan: if i pass cheeze in levels imma laugh
 Molgan: hard
 Sfbot: <sheffy> well, he sorta has a job
 Sfbot: <sheffy> and a girlfriend
 Molgan: so shef? =>

[Raadiance]: lol this is so bad....im stoned atm too...and to win that while stoned
       almost made me shit myself
Raadiance: okay so i now have a major delema......me and my housemate were smoking up when
       i won the HPO and....well....now he has me convinced that i need to smoke every time that i
       go to a Tara raid for good luck....ummmm.....yah........

Mazino: all i know if go another month without getting laid im gonna start flipping out
Osma: well you know; Sex is like a card game, if you dont have a great partner - you better
      have a great hand.

 Craftmarks: my sister is a stripper so i learned from her
 Sfbot: <sheffy> do you give your sister lapdances?
 Craftmarks: naw she gave me one
 Sfbot: <sheffy> um

Craftmarks: im banging his ass

Nubs: Soldiers need a GA nuke :)

Valkress: fucking retarded cock smoking waste of oxygen

<gewnd> anyone familiar with dos
<gewnd> wtfz i jsut noticed i spelled my name wrong
<gwend> i suck at typing

<Cott> I was pissed... I drove all over SF for like 2 hours and didn't get flashed once :(

<aaronb-q> you're way too excited
<aaronb-q> but then, I just got done spewing bodily fluids all over my keyboard
(Tsk) same
(Tsk) but uh
(Tsk) aaron and i were not net sexing
(Tsk) just to clarify

<aaronb-q> fuck this is uber
<aaronb-q> like I need a bananasuit to keep from impregnating every female in a 100 mile radius

Caddock: half of SF sits on the wall in WA and stares into space

[aaronb-q(aaronb@blackcloak.org)] I tried to: /quote kline *@[20:53 #sfbot] <@[SF]> [All Towers]
The omni organization Legion just entered a state of war!  They attacked the clan organization
[aaronb-q(aaronb@blackcloak.org)] haha

<sAq\work> my penis just shriveled up and fell off

<benadryl> when I missioned with jackie I felt like I was playing where's waldo

<aaronb> I've never had more than 5 at one time
 [topic/#sfbot(g`slpypoo)] <sheffy> i eat 10 dicks at once <aaronb> I've never had more than 5
    at one time
<g`slpypoo> pwned
 [topic/#sfbot(g`slpypoo)] <sheffy> i eat 10 dicks at once <aaronb> I've never had more than 5
    at one time <gwend> i take em by the dozen


<[SF]> Craftmarks: SOAPS KICK ASS
<[SF]> Ameno: not for masturbation
<[SF]> Ameno: oh, soapS.. my bad
<[SF]> Tergwannabe: whatever floats your.......um.........soap
<[SF]> Necromatic: lol
<[SF]> Craftmarks: lol
<[SF]> Tergwannabe: he he

* conf_t crits tyfewn's saq

<benadryl> hell, I'm bisexual after 3 beers :)

Craftmarks: ill do you anytime sheffy

<akarah> so they took down rk1 to prevent me from getting dmm

<saqfinal> ok its funny
<saqfinal> i dont have a problem with sheffy hitting on me, but random guys i do
<saqfinal> :x

<MGLi> seriously boco
<MGLi> you could make toothbrush commercials

<MGLi> you want me to take a pic of my dick and send you!
<saqground> hahahhaa
<sheffy> he keeps motioning like he's doing oral sex to someone's penix
<MGLi> i would fucking do it!
 Sfbot: <sheffy> MGLO'S SHOWING US HIS DICK THING ON HIS WEBCAM
 Sfbot: <sheffy> WTF IS WRONG WITH IT
 Reeoko: i always thought sweedes were wierd
 Molgan: im TRYING to fit it into the window

 [Clan leaders] Scorpion21: where is that new dugnoen
 [Clan leaders] Azzazzimon: WTF?
 [Clan leaders] Azzazzimon: WTF= Will to Fight

 Dsubzero: hmm this guys is haveing sex with me for some reason

 Theevilcouch: my shit talking aggroed TK and he killed some OT guys

 Asmoran: ryan
 Sfbot: <sheff> aaron
 Asmoran: we have both been completely topped by wjr

 Gwend: oh shit
 Gwend: i just targeted GIGANTIC PORTABLE DILDO
 Gwend: and said /tell GIGANTIC PORTABLE DILDO eat a dick
 Tergwannabe: hahaha
 Gwend: and it sent a tell to [gigantic]: portable dildo eat a dick
 Meurgen: lol
 Gwend: omg im dead
 Gwend: rof
 Meurgen: ahahaAHAHAHAHa
 Cyphran: hehehe


[Synergy Factor] Sfbot: [All Towers] The omni organization Omni-Mines INC. just entered a state
of war!  They attacked the clan organization Kentucky Fried Chicken's tower in Athen Shire at
location (1790, 179.
[Synergy Factor] Raaadiance: ROFL!!!
[Synergy Factor] Raaadiance: KFC!
[Synergy Factor] Benadryl: OMG!!
[Synergy Factor] Cheeze: hahaha
[Synergy Factor] Benadryl: ROFLMAO

[Synergy Factor] Asmoran: we can mow through a QL200 faster than my wife got laid on our wedding night

 Boco: wow lesbians sure can fight

 Msmuffet: ga sucks, I can't even solo the mantis queen

 Caddock: i am having a "boco moment" .... i am not falling asleep at the keyboard, but i am
          zoning out at the keyboard

 Nexxium: well.... i have only been blitzing missions for 2 days now, and allready i would
          like to hang my self :(

 Akarah: i just rubbed suntan lotion on cheeze :(

 Akarah: brb need to blame boco

 Meurgen: i don't see what this suntan lotion does
 Meurgen: i wanna make myself black. cmon.

*** Signoff: Celebrant (<|vic|> What's the dif between a pizza and a black guy?!? <|vic|> A pizza
    can feed a family of 4.)

<wjr> wtf caol got banned again?
<sheffy> ya
<Sohjiro> heh
<Sohjiro> what for?
<gwend> distributing kiddy porn in omni ent
<gwend> i was down with it but fc was like wtf ban

Gwend: rpers are like bums on teh street you ignore them and somtimes beat the hell out of them
Gwend: and no one cares


And a great conversation:

 Gridhound: dude listen it is simple fuck what you want in the privacy of your own home
 Gridhound: but only take the good looking ones out in public
 Sfbot: <sheffy> LOLOLOLOLOL
 Trus: LOL
 Sfbot: <sheffy> gridhound you just made me spit out my pasta all over my keyboard
 Gridhound: I'll fuck a fat bitch in my house but you won't see my out with one
 Trus: BAHAhahAHhAhahahAa
 Sfbot: <sheffy> OH MY GOD, NO, SOMEBODY'S NOT SUPERFICIAL!
 Sfbot: <benadryl> my uncle told me always fuck fat chicks, there grateful and will never
       tell anyone.
 Gridhound: who cares about stretch marks
 Gridhound: you ain't taking her out in public
 Gridhound: just bang her and kick her out of the house
 Sfbot: <sheffy> THIS is why I love this guild -- I knew almost NOTHING about Gridhound
       until this conversation.. BAHAHAHA
 Poisonfist: lol
 Trus: LOLOL<o;sengfoasbvgfioawgiaebur
 Valkress: roflmao
 Valkress: *censor*
 Gridhound: put it this way I worked in a Strip club for 2 yrs I hate women
 Sfbot: <sheffy> *blink*
 Necromatic: LOL
 Gridhound: its all about the(uhh, Get out)
 Sfbot: <sheffy> HAHAHAHAHAHHA
 Craftmarks: for my first time having sex should i do it with a fat chick?